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Title: Teen moonbat changes name to cutoutdissection.com
Post by: bijou on October 13, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
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ASHEVILLE – In order to make a statement about animal abuse, Asheville High graduate, Jennifer Thornburg, 19, has legally changed her name to CutoutDissection.com.

Cutout — as she now insists on being addressed — helped establish a dissection-choice policy at Asheville High in October 2007. The policy allows students who have ethical or religious objections to dissection to complete an alternative assignment.

She is currently an intern at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

“Whenever anyone asks for or reads my name, it sparks a conversation about the cruelty of dissection and about the modern, humane alternatives available,” Cutout said.

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(http://cmsimg.citizen-times.com//apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=B0&Date=20081009&Category=NEWS05&ArtNo=81009044&Ref=AR&MaxW=180&Border=0)

link (http://www.citizen-times.com/article/200881009044)

I have a feeling that more often it sparks the thought that the owner of the name is a moonbat.  :mental:
Title: Re: Teen moonbat changes name to cutoutdissection.com
Post by: NHSparky on October 13, 2008, 03:45:05 PM
I could say something cruel about her being so butt-ass ugly she probably changed her name as an act of self-preservation, but....














(Oh shit, I just said it, didn't I?  Oh well.)
Title: Re: Teen moonbat changes name to cutoutdissection.com
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 13, 2008, 05:44:28 PM
It's an Undergroundpanther offspring. I can only hope she aborted the rest of the litter.
Title: Re: Teen moonbat changes name to cutoutdissection.com
Post by: Chris_ on October 13, 2008, 05:53:09 PM
She might want to change her name to "abouttodiefromararedisease."