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Title: Theology on DU....
Post by: mamacags on October 13, 2008, 01:50:34 PM
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marmar  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 02:38 PM
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Poll question: Theology on DU...... 
 This poll is inspired by Religulous, which I feel compelled to see again. How would you describe yourself when it comes to religious (or lack thereof) beliefs?


Are you......


Poll result (47 votes) 
Christian  (7 votes, 15%) Vote
Jewish   (0 votes, 0%) Vote
Muslim  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
Buddhist  (3 votes, 6%) Vote
Hindu  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
Other religion (which?)  (2 votes, 4%) Vote
I believe in some kind of God, energy or supernatural force, just not in organized religion  (11 votes, 23%) Vote
Atheist  (15 votes, 32%) Vote
Agnostic  (7 votes, 15%) Vote
Some other description  (2 votes, 4%)


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Pyrzqxgl (795 posts)      Mon Oct-13-08 02:43 PM
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2. I'm not so proud of my cognitive abilities to say I know all the answers.
 I expect to be pleasantly surprised.

Yeah, keep expecting that. :whatever:

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Juniperx  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 02:45 PM
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4. I'm a recovering Fundie...
 Edited on Mon Oct-13-08 02:45 PM by Juniperx
Now Agnostic. I do like reading about Hinduism and Buddhism though. They seem to be kinder, gentler religions and are sans fire and brimstone. I love the writings of Jalāl ad-Dīn Muḥammad Rūmī also, and I find the Sufi philosophy soothing as well.


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LiberalEsto  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 02:47 PM
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7. Unitarian Universalist
 with pagan leanings

At that point why even bother?
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 13, 2008, 03:11:45 PM
It appears that most of the DUmmies will meet face-to-face, some day soon, with their idols Che, Mao, and Stalin.
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: Chris_ on October 13, 2008, 05:32:01 PM
It appears that most of the DUmmies will meet face-to-face, some day soon, with their idols Che, Mao, and Stalin.

And then there will come the call that all shall dread for eternity:

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Break's over!  Everybody back on your heads!

 :rotf: :tongue:
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: MrsSmith on October 13, 2008, 06:35:33 PM
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polmaven  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-13-08 03:37 PM
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34. I absolutely CRINGE
 with the thought of beginning any sentence with "God Hates" or "Jesus Hates"! The fundies say that all the time...They have NO idea what being Christian is all about!...God does NOT hate! Period! Fundies hate. God does not. 
 

How many are in the Democrat Fred Phelps group now?  70 or 80, if you count their kids?   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: MrsSmith on October 13, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
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Juniperx  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 03:02 PM
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16. Not to mention the soft porn in Song of Solomon;)
 I never understood why that was left in there... unless someone in King James band of merry editors just didn't get it... 

Oh, we get it alright.  Now, go back to wondering why fundies have more kids...   :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

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LooseWilly (274 posts)      Mon Oct-13-08 06:03 PM
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67. All of the above?
 I believe in all of them. Not that they are right, merely that they exist.
I believe in the existence of all gods. They all exist in my head, just like the word "abstract", the existence of which word I also believe in.

Today, I think I'm leaning toward Hinduism emotionally... but the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pencilled in for later this week (about the only God who can reconcile the absurdity of listening to McCain try to make sense in a debate...).

Finally, someone who makes Charlie Brown seem smart and decisive instead of wishy-washy!    :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: overlord on October 14, 2008, 05:37:22 AM
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LiberalEsto  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 02:47 PM
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7. Unitarian Universalist
 with pagan leanings

What does that even mean?   :mental:
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2008, 09:39:33 AM
What does that even mean?   :mental:

It means - as evidenced by that fact that it is a DUmmy, after all - that it'll believe just about anything you tell it, so long as you say it convincingly.
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: jinxmchue on October 14, 2008, 11:25:53 AM
Take a look at the poll now.  It says a lot about the DUmp:

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2206/poll01au3.jpg)

And to think they believe they are representative of America.  They aren't even close to what the actual make-up of the country is.
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2008, 11:31:39 AM
Take a look at the poll now.  It says a lot about the DUmp:

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2206/poll01au3.jpg)

And to think they believe they are representative of America.  They aren't even close to what the actual make-up of the country is.

Considering between 70% and 80% of America respond to 'Christian', depending on who's doing the polling, they're almost exactly the INVERSE of "Representative of America".
Title: Re: Theology on DU....
Post by: FlaGator on October 14, 2008, 11:48:13 AM
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polmaven  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-13-08 03:37 PM
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34. I absolutely CRINGE
 with the thought of beginning any sentence with "God Hates" or "Jesus Hates"! The fundies say that all the time...They have NO idea what being Christian is all about!...God does NOT hate! Period! Fundies hate. God does not.

God hates sin.