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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Miss Mia on October 12, 2008, 10:49:07 PM
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-12-08 10:14 PM
Original message (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7430427)
My computer tech had to replace my speakers on moniter. I was playing Dixie Chicks when she came in
Edited on Sun Oct-12-08 10:18 PM by greenbriar
Friday, we had a teacher work day...no students so we could jam or have the TV on or what ever we wanted while we were doing grades and cleaning our rooms
she looked at me and said
"I don't like the Dixie Chicks"
I didn't really feel like arguing so I just said, Well I do and it is my classroom
she again said
"I don't like them"
I just ignored her and she replaced the speakers...
What a dumb heffer... like she wanted me to turn them off because she didn't like them?
I should have said
"Why, because they spoke the truth long before most people recognized it?
Or because the Dixie chicks make sub-par music. :whatever:
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/Mr__Bounce.jpg)
Sorry, there is no Mr. Stretchy.
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I like the term!
A "Stretchy"!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/Relic69/StretchArmstrong.jpg)
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I like the term!
A "Stretchy"!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/Relic69/StretchArmstrong.jpg)
It's Frank's term. :wink:
This doesn't live up to a bouncy, as the tech didn't actually ask for the music to be turned off, and Greenbriar didn't lecture the tech on the evvvvvillll repubs and the wonderful greatness of the Dixie Chicks speaking truth to power!
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The tech would have had to bring her own bushes to jump out of. Maybe if Greenbriar had mentioned some sort of potted plant.
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There's no cop involved . . . :tongue:
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no conversions. She should have said that she made the computer tech into an Ooobama lovin' Dixie Chick listenin' liberal.
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Or it could have been that she liked different music then you, greenbriar...geez! :whatever:
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The hell is a "heffer?" Hugh?
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The hell is a "heffer?" Hugh?
It is a very un-feminist insult: a cow.
Typical for a feminazi to put down one of her own gender with a macho term.
Scratch a liberal, find a sexist.
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It is a very un-feminist insult: a cow.
Typical for a feminazi to put down one of her own gender with a macho term.
Scratch a liberal, find a sexist.
That's a heifer.
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I still like the stuff the Chicks put out prior to their moronic rant agaisnt the President and their rise to Liberal darlings.
My revenge on them is I download their stuff for free on Limewire :bird:
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Tech gal replacing speakers? If she didn't want to hear the music she didn't have to plug the speakers in till she was leavin....The gal prolly told het to take out the CD so she could work on the PC ...
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Tech gal replacing speakers? If she didn't want to hear the music she didn't have to plug the speakers in till she was leavin....The gal prolly told het to take out the CD so she could work on the PC ...
And the truth shall set you free! :cheersmate:
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That's a heifer.
Yeah, but she's only a TEACHER, why should she be able to spell?
Maybe she really works in my city.....my son's Kindergarten teacher keeps sending out a weekly newsletter reminding us about "Litracy" Night.
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So, one of the moonbats I sell eggs to came for her weekly order. You know the type...drives an old Volvo held together with bailing wire and Obama/Peace is Patriotic/I brake for fairies/Impeach Bush bumper stickers and the Dixie Chicks blaring out of the cheap speakers. I sell to a lot of moonbats, they have this thing for organic, free-range brown eggs...they think they're more nutritious which means they pay more for them. Actually, an egg is an egg is an egg, but farm fresh DOES taste better. Anyway, she assumes since I farm organically I must be a lefty nutcase like her. I do it because "organic" is a great niche market for people with small acreage, but anyway (I've been amazed at the DUmmies' photographic memories so I've been working on it myself...just look how far I've come) we got to talking about the election.
She says, "It will be so nice when Obama is elected, the rest of us will finally be treated as gently and fairly as your chickens."
I said, "Actually, these are REPUBLICAN chickens and they really hate the Dixie Chicks. They stop laying all together when they hear them and they resent them stealing "chicks" from them. It's NOT happy at The Happy Clucker Hotel when they come on the radio if I don't change it fast enough. They're voting for McCain. I figure if dead people can vote in the city then chickens ought to be able to vote in the country.
They're treated very well and I adore them, but they DO work for a living. Well, I have ONE moonbat feminist hen who happens to be a pet...good thing too because she rarely lays anymore and that would normally mean a date with the stew pot. On the rare occasion when she HAS to lay an egg she whines and moans and gets the whole yard going...it's pathetic. Then she pouts all day because she actually had to produce something. She lives in subsidized housing in the rabbit barn with other retired/injured chickens."
She said, "Wow, I didn't think Republicans cared about organic food and animals. I'm still not sure though. I mean what about health care and early childhood education?"
Then a cop jumped out of the bushes (actually he's a friend of ours who was here to scope out the wild turkeys) and said, "If you vote for Obama the taxes on this farm will definitely go up and either you'll have to pay more for your eggs or it will go out of business and she won't be able to afford organic feed or the new coop to keep her business growing. Imagine having to buy store bought eggs for your children!"
So she said, "Well, I guess I can think about it. I did want Hillary in the first place and she WAS cheated."
She drove off with her organic Republican eggs, my cop friend went off to "talk turkey" with my husband. I wonder if the Obama sticker will still be on that Volvo when she comes next week.
Cindie
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Your bouncy was much more enjoyable.