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Title: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: bijou on October 12, 2008, 04:52:18 PM
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SAN DIEGO -- A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.

Binh Quang Chau, 33, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.

Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons said wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants.
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http://www.10news.com/news/17697324/detail.html

Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2008, 05:00:35 PM
Crustaceans and Brisses don't usually go together but...

Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: DarkHalo on October 12, 2008, 07:16:57 PM
Of all the things a guy might stuff down his pants I would have thought that lobsters would be pretty far down the list. They have BIG flippin' claws for crying out loud!  :o
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Chris_ on October 12, 2008, 09:09:46 PM
Of all the things a guy might stuff down his pants I would have thought that lobsters would be pretty far down the list. They have BIG flippin' claws for crying out loud!  :o
I suspect this guy would have been in danger from a crawdad.   :-)
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 12, 2008, 10:21:52 PM
Worst case of crabs ever.
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 12, 2008, 10:25:33 PM
Of all the things a guy might stuff down his pants I would have thought that lobsters would be pretty far down the list. They have BIG flippin' claws for crying out loud!  :o
You should see his girlfriend's snapper.
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: DarkHalo on October 13, 2008, 09:48:42 PM
You should see his girlfriend's snapper.

And here I resisted the almost overwhelming urge for endless puns....
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: NHSparky on October 14, 2008, 10:12:45 AM
Of all the things a guy might stuff down his pants I would have thought that lobsters would be pretty far down the list. They have BIG flippin' claws for crying out loud!  :o

These are Pacific Spiny Lobsters--no claws.  Fun to go out and catch, though, if you have a license.
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2008, 02:11:49 PM
My brother and some of his friends were out of Oxnard for lobster last night. Total catch: 45
Legal size: 15
5 each is plenty. They go every other day or so during the season and mmm mmm good, he brought some tails up Sunday and we had steak and lobster, mmm mmm goooooood!
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: NHSparky on October 15, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
My brother and some of his friends were out of Oxnard for lobster last night. Total catch: 45
Legal size: 15
5 each is plenty. They go every other day or so during the season and mmm mmm good, he brought some tails up Sunday and we had steak and lobster, mmm mmm goooooood!

Good thing, considering 7 is the legal limit.  I think I still have my lobster gauge attached to my dive light.
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2008, 04:02:51 PM
He is diving today, they lost 5 traps in 5 trips...
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: NHSparky on October 15, 2008, 04:26:07 PM
Believe it or not, I actually like the Maine ones better, and I'm not trying to sound snobbish.  I think it's the colder water that gives the lobsters here a sweeter flavor.  That and when the guy at the store asks you "hard or soft shell?" and you actually know what he's talking about...scary.

Oh, and when's the last time ANYONE in California tried a lobster roll?  Yum.  If I ever move back there, I might just go bankrupt trying to make them....

(http://www.ebbtideseafood.com/Restaurant/Food%20pics/lobster%20roll%20500.jpg)
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2008, 06:08:13 PM
With a couple of leftover tails I had some really kick ass lobster quesadillas
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: NHSparky on October 15, 2008, 06:16:35 PM
With a couple of leftover tails I had some really kick ass lobster quesadillas


Actually, I was thinking a voodoo lobster--some spiced up cornmeal, serrano chiles, roll the lobster in those and flash fry them, serve on a bed of saffron rice with some jalapeno cornbread....mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Wineslob on October 17, 2008, 09:53:30 AM
With a couple of leftover tails I had some really kick ass lobster quesadillas



If you made them here in Cali, they'd be the most expensive ever....... (Lobster is 14.99 LB)
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: djones520 on October 17, 2008, 10:00:50 AM
Of all the things a guy might stuff down his pants I would have thought that lobsters would be pretty far down the list. They have BIG flippin' claws for crying out loud!  :o

I heard this story on Bob and Tom last week.  Apparently, this type of lobster doesn't have claws.
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Chris_ on October 17, 2008, 11:44:44 AM

If you made them here in Cali, they'd be the most expensive ever....... (Lobster is 14.99 LB)
well, I haven't left the state in 4 years...
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: NHSparky on October 17, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
well, I haven't left the state in 4 years...

Don't worry, the statute of limitations expires soon.
Title: Re: Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers
Post by: Wineslob on October 18, 2008, 03:02:03 PM
well, I haven't left the state in 4 years...


LOL, I see you are near Kings Canyon. Some of the best Trout fishing I've ever done.
 I've actually done some caving in Church Cave and have met the owners of Crystal Cave. (both are in the Sequoia/Kings Canyon parks) I've also done mapping in Lilburn Cave!