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Title: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: asdf2231 on October 09, 2008, 08:41:07 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4203478

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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-09-08 04:35 PM
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You Republican Mother****ers. THIS IS YOUR FAULT
**** YOU

**** YOUR GREED

**** YOUR GOD, REAGAN

**** BUSH(es)

ALL YOU MOTHER****ERS WHO VOTED FOR REPUBLICANS - ARE YOU ****ING HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU GOT??????

YOU YOUNG REPUBLICANS .... ARE YOU HAPPY YOUR MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER WILL BE EATING ****ING CAT FOOD ALONG WITH ME AND MY FAMILY??


**** YOU
Did his wife forget to change the litterbox in his mancave again?  :loser:

There follows a huge string of lameass "Yeah MAN!" chime ins.

The basement bathroom Primitive needs to get some fiber in his diet apparantly. 

OR he just got his 401k statement. :-)
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: LC EFA on October 09, 2008, 08:43:58 PM
Could be that no one had any "spare change" today.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Carl on October 09, 2008, 08:46:52 PM
So he knows the F word and somehow thinks that throwing it around makes him a tough guy.  :whatever:

Must be difficult for him knowing that Sparkly is soon to be putting the gag ball back in.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Tantal on October 09, 2008, 08:49:23 PM
I guess personal and political impotence is somehow supposed to seem more threatening if it's in all caps. :whatever:
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: jukin on October 09, 2008, 09:13:45 PM
He's funny.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Vagabond on October 09, 2008, 09:25:04 PM
I wonder if it's just that he is hering the rythmic creak from Sparkly's company upstairs that's getting to him.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Rebel on October 09, 2008, 09:32:21 PM
No dipshit, the PROBLEM is the gas prices which precipitated the housing industry collapse. BOTH of those problems lie SOLELY at the feet of you Damn Democrats.  :bird:
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Chris_ on October 09, 2008, 09:38:21 PM
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ARE YOU HAPPY YOUR MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER WILL BE EATING ****ING CAT FOOD ALONG WITH ME AND MY FAMILY??

Yes, the thought you are eating cat food pleases me significantly.  I, OTOH, just got back from a luxurious vacation in the Bahamas and am sitting down to a scrumptious meal.  Of course,I work 60-70 hours a week to get these things, so I think it all evens out on balance.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: formerlurker on October 09, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
He's eating cat food, yet still has internet access somehow.....  priorities of the left, go figure.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Vagabond on October 09, 2008, 09:49:57 PM
Yes, the thought you are eating cat food pleases me significantly.  I, OTOH, just got back from a luxurious vacation in the Bahamas and am sitting down to a scrumptious meal.  Of course,I work 60-70 hours a week to get these things, so I think it all evens out on balance.

I can't wait to get back to working 60 hours a week.  I've been downright bored since my last major assignment folded due to an unrealistic customer.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Chris_ on October 09, 2008, 09:57:23 PM
I can't wait to get back to working 60 hours a week.  I've been downright bored since my last major assignment folded due to an unrealistic customer.

It will turn around soon, I am sure.  And I don't know why you stutter -- "unrealistic customer" is like "car automobile."
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: delilahmused on October 09, 2008, 10:07:35 PM
I think someone needs to stop playing in the basement bathroom sandbox. Sounds like he found a few hard clumps.

Cindie
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Bondai on October 09, 2008, 11:19:18 PM
He's funny.

He is a flaming fag....... :censored:
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2008, 11:29:40 PM
I believe  it was here that someone posted the comment, "Caps Lock -- It's like cruise control for coolness."

It always comes to mind now when I see a moronic capitalized post like this one by the basement guy.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 10, 2008, 12:10:10 AM
He's eating cat food, yet still has internet access somehow.....  priorities of the left, go figure.

If Sparkly finds out he's been stealing Fluffy's num-nums, he will be in for a legendary ass-whipping.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2008, 12:56:26 AM
If Sparkly finds out he's been stealing Fluffy's num-nums, he will be in for a legendary ass-whipping.

DAT, it's a question as to where in Fluffy's "use" of the num-nums he's eating them--before Fluffy gets to them, or after they come back out . . .
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 10, 2008, 05:40:07 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4203478
 Did his wife forget to change the litterbox in his mancave again?  :loser:

There follows a huge string of lameass "Yeah MAN!" chime ins.

The basement bathroom Primitive needs to get some fiber in his diet apparantly. 

OR he just got his 401k statement. :-)
Somebody's constipated! :-)
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2008, 06:43:40 AM
Could be that no one had any "spare change" today.

I know when he asked me for some I told him it was in my spare pants.

One would think that they would be happy w/ the market going down.  That would mean all those rich robber barons would be getting it socked to them for all their greed and it would mean the working class could use this time to rise up and assume their rightful place in America.  Ah, but that would mean they would have to put out some effort to make it happen.  Nevermind.

.
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 10, 2008, 07:10:40 AM
I can't wait to see what happens when he really gets pissed off (11/5/08).  :naughty:
Title: Re: Sparkling Hubby off his freaking meds...
Post by: franksolich on October 10, 2008, 07:32:52 AM
He's funny.

Yes, he is.

The sparkling husband primitive was to have been my first exhaustive look into the mind of a primitive, using the Freudian techniques from college textbooks, but I got pulled into Depths I didn't want to descend, and so called it off.

In reality, the sparkling husband primitive is one really sick ****, a drek primitive like the skumbag primitive (the "IanDB1" primitive) and the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher (the 'Proud2BLib" primitive).

But I didn't want to go there, and so kept the sparkling husband primitive as a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive, alongside the subway cat, the Bostonian Drunkard, the lonestarnut primitive, the burdened primitive, the lying titty primitive, &c., &c., &c.

Bottom-of-the-barrel primitives are one tier above the drek primitives; like the drek primitives, bottom-of-the-barrel primitives have no useful function in humanity and are generally a waste of skin and oxygen.....excepting unlike the drek primitives, bottom-of-the-barrel primitives at least provide decent and civilized people with some laughs.