The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: asdf2231 on October 09, 2008, 08:30:34 AM
-
Just Got Fooled Again!
They’ll be pooping in their seats
With their cheetos by their feet
And the candidate they worshiped will be gone
And the men who spurred them on
Won’t admit that they were wrong
They decided and the Pumas growled the song
I’ll tip my hat to the new mass confusion
Pop a grin at the DUmmy revolution
Pick on their dumb ass each day
Just like yesterday
As they log on DU and say
We just got fooled AGAIN!
They went and got it wrong
We knew it all along
They were liberated from their votes, that’s all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain’t changed
Cause the vote counts were all changed by Diebold
I’ll tip my hat to the new mass confusion
Pop a grin at the DUmmy revolution
Pick on their dumb ass each day
Just like yesterday
As they log on DU and say
We just got fooled AGAIN!
They’ll move themselves and their families aside
If relocation money they can connive
I’ll read all the posts and I’ll smile at the sky
Though I know that a plane ticket they’ll never buy
Will ya?
There’s nothing on DU
Looks any different to me
And the posters are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the Left
Still looks so funny on the Right
And the Med lists have grown longer overnight
I’ll tip my hat to the new mass confusion
Pop a grin at the DUmmy revolution
Pick on their dumb ass each day
Just like yesterday
As they log on DU and say
We just got fooled AGAIN!
YEEEEEAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1111111eleventyeleventy
Meet the new DUmp
Same as the old DUmp
-
Classic!
-
Tit will probably be claiming he wrote that by this evening.
-
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
I very nearly lost my Saranac Pumpkin Ale (which is pretty good, BTW) on my monitor! H5!
-
:lmao: high 5 :lmao:
-
Bitchslap for bastardizing my favorite song of all time.
High five for doing such a good job of it.