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Title: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: asdf2231 on October 08, 2008, 09:33:15 AM
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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-08-08 03:50 AM
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I'm gonna tell you a true story.
My mom turned 85 today. She raised four children, having to put up with a hostile husband. To be fair, the 'husband' had to put up with a hostile wife. Toxic parents/situation.

My sibling, who is married to the CEO of a nationally known corporation, took her out to breakfast at MaDonald's this morning. I would think that after the $300,000-700,000 tax cuts, that my sibling could "do better".

Where is the love? Nowhere to be seen.

That's how "they" are, once they've tasted 'money'.....similar to a feral animal who has tasted blood.


 Okay... Your total C*ntlike bitching about your sister aside, did it occur to you that maybe your Mom WANTED to go there? 'Cause that's usually where MY Mom want's to go when I offer to take her some place.

Back to your rant, it roughly translates into pure green fury over someone who probably got sick of you leeching off her years ago and told you to grow up and get a real job.

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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-08-08 04:22 AM
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1. Hey, and if any of ya'll recognize yourselves in this post, please 'chime' in here!
 *unlikely*



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orleans  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-08-08 04:35 AM
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2. taking mom out to mcdons for breakfast is really tacky. 
 what did you do for her today? i'm sure you were at least able to top your sister.

my friend has a sister like that. ugh.
 


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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-08-08 04:43 AM
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4. I did...I took her to the best frest fruit/veggie market that I know.....
 I'm "poor", so I can't take her out to lunch/dinner
 

Mom: What the HELL is this crap?

Idiot: It's Arugala Mom! It's good for you! Try it with the flax seed and tofu soymilk dressing.

Mom: Jaysus! Get me a damn hamburger you twit!!

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greyhound1966 (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-08-08 04:37 AM
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3. Ruling class without any sense of noblesse oblige. Vapid and cruel,
 many of this class today are possessed of nothing but avarice and hubris, even the robber barons of the 19th century understood that when you steal everything that people have, it is better not to rub their noses in their impotence.
Translation: I work at Wendys and rarely get laid.


 
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2008, 09:36:16 AM
There's probably two things the headless primitive doesn't say:

(a) maybe old mom wanted to go to McDonald's instead of something fancy.

(b) maybe sis is helping out old mom in ways invisible to the headless primitive (money and all that).

Remember, primitives lie a lot.....and when primitives aren't lying, they're leaving out a lot of stuff.
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: Splashdown on October 08, 2008, 09:54:01 AM
Mom likes the McDonalds sister better. Get over it, Mindlesshead.
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2008, 10:00:39 AM
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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-08-08 03:50 AM
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I'm gonna tell you a true story.
My mom turned 85 today. She raised four children, having to put up with a hostile husband. To be fair, the 'husband' had to put up with a hostile wife. Toxic parents/situation.

Why do I get the feeling that the whole Toxic parents, Hostile mother, Hostile father thing was all about both of them arguing about who's ****ing genes it was that produced such a mouth-breathing, sorry assed waste of a human soul as Mind_your_Head?

Or why MYH's father couldn't have gotten it right when MYH was born twins, and mama said "Drown the DUmbass".
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: USA4ME on October 08, 2008, 10:00:52 AM
Mom likes the McDonalds sister better. Get over it, Mindlesshead.

Sound like the Smothers Brothers routine "Mom always liked you best."

And if the sister had taken her mother to some nice restaurant, in the opinion of Mind_your_head she would have been showing off her money.  You can't win with kooks, so why even try.  I see her sis has figured that out, and probably did many, many years ago.

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Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: lastparker on October 08, 2008, 10:27:46 AM
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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-08-08 04:43 AM
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4. I did...I took her to the best frest fruit/veggie market that I know.....
 I'm "poor", so I can't take her out to lunch/dinner


What the hell is that?  A market?  Did she actually buy Mom anything there, or was this a "Hey Mom, shop here today.  The food here is better for you.  That's my gift to you!  Oh , and I'm out of milk, and bread, and fruit, and soy blah........"

And why the hell is POOR in quotes?  Is she not REALLY poor, just sort of poor, or kind of poor, what?

They all SUCK.
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 08, 2008, 10:31:31 AM
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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-08-08 04:43 AM
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4. I did...I took her to the best frest fruit/veggie market that I know.....
 I'm "poor", so I can't take her out to lunch/dinner


So, basically, your sib already topped you by starting off with McDonalds since you couldn't even afford Wendy's for lunch.  Maybe the sib was actually being considerate of YOU instead of being cheap, ya self-righteous bitch.
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2008, 10:43:21 AM
Remember that DUmmies live in a world of hate, fueled by envy. This DUmmy's post can be easily translated into two points:

1. My sister has more money than I will ever see.

2. She won't give it to me.

DUmmy greyhound has discovered that a thesaurus instantly makes him sound as if he has a vocabulary. But we know he doesn't, and the other DUmmies have no idea what he's talking about.
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Ruling class without any sense of noblesse oblige. Vapid and cruel,
many of this class today are possessed of nothing but avarice and hubris

Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: BEG on October 08, 2008, 10:44:53 AM
Mom likes the McDonalds sister better. Get over it, Mindlesshead.

That cracked me up for some reason.   :-)
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: jukin on October 08, 2008, 10:52:57 AM
If a DUmbass wants to see real charity, look to a democrat politician's charitable giving.

Joe "plugs' Biden gave a whopping $300 (1/1000 of his gross) for 9 out of ten years on income in the mid six figures.  But it's OK because he worked real hard at giving our money away.
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 08, 2008, 11:10:51 AM
You know, I got a sister like that. My dad smoked 20-25 cigars a day for 30 years. He quit smoking about 10 years before Alzheimers set in. When I went to the nursing home to see him, he always wanted to go outside or for a ride. The people at the home only took them outside occassionally. When we'd get outside, he'd usually want a cigarette. I'd light him up a cigarette, he'd smoke maybe half and be happy or drop it, whatever. My younger sister would raise hell just like MYH. She'd say I was going to make him sick outside and give him cancer with the cigs.

Before he got sick I heard my daddy tell other people with family that got in his condition, "When they get like that, give'em what they want, make'em happy, even if it kills'ems." So, when I went to see him, if he wanted to go outside rain/shine/hot/cold, we went outside. If he wanted candy/cola/cigarettes, he got'em. ...... and for a little while, he was happy. BTW: none of it killed him.

When my mother got like daddy, her thing was a fish sandwich from HARDEE's or a box of Little Debbies creme filled oatmel cookies. She got'em, youger sister be damned.    
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 08, 2008, 11:24:48 AM
Good on ya, Reb, you did exactly the right thing as a son should.  H5!
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: formerlurker on October 08, 2008, 12:11:51 PM
Jealous much?
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: Wineslob on October 08, 2008, 12:12:26 PM
There's probably two things the headless primitive doesn't say:

(a) maybe old mom wanted to go to McDonald's instead of something fancy.<-----

(b) maybe sis is helping out old mom in ways invisible to the headless primitive (money and all that).

Remember, primitives lie a lot.....and when primitives aren't lying, they're leaving out a lot of stuff.


Nailed it, along with asdf. They like the salty food McD's has.

About the bitc...poster........maybe your mom WANTED to go there? Stupid f*ckwad. It's about making her happy, not massaging your ego.  :loser:
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: Wineslob on October 08, 2008, 12:14:23 PM
You know, I got a sister like that. My dad smoked 20-25 cigars a day for 30 years. He quit smoking about 10 years before Alzheimers set in. When I went to the nursing home to see him, he always wanted to go outside or for a ride. The people at the home only took them outside occassionally. When we'd get outside, he'd usually want a cigarette. I'd light him up a cigarette, he'd smoke maybe half and be happy or drop it, whatever. My younger sister would raise hell just like MYH. She'd say I was going to make him sick outside and give him cancer with the cigs.

Before he got sick I heard my daddy tell other people with family that got in his condition, "When they get like that, give'em what they want, make'em happy, even if it kills'ems." So, when I went to see him, if he wanted to go outside rain/shine/hot/cold, we went outside. If he wanted candy/cola/cigarettes, he got'em. ...... and for a little while, he was happy. BTW: none of it killed him.

When my mother got like daddy, her thing was a fish sandwich from HARDEE's or a box of Little Debbies creme filled oatmel cookies. She got'em, youger sister be damned.    

H5 bud, unlike the Dummies..you get it.
Title: Re: Mind_your_head tells a really bitchy True Story...
Post by: Chris_ on October 08, 2008, 02:40:55 PM
H5 bud, unlike the Dummies..you get it.

JR cares about his folks -- the DUmmies in general and the OP in particular cares about them/herself.