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The Help Desk => Computer Related Discussions & Questions => Topic started by: Chris on October 07, 2008, 08:46:01 PM

Title: Horoscopes, brought to you by your IT helpdesk
Post by: Chris on October 07, 2008, 08:46:01 PM

Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
The stars want you to get completely out of windows and go back in.

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
You will find the source of your problems exist between the keyboard and the chair.

Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Please wait for the next astrologist to become available. Your horoscope is very important to us.

Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
If this horoscope doesn't work for you then maybe you should call back during day shift.

Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Your horoscope ticket ID is #8675309. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.



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Title: Re: Horoscopes, brought to you by your IT helpdesk
Post by: LC EFA on October 08, 2008, 12:22:51 AM

Quote

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
You will find the source of your problems exist between the keyboard and the chair.

Nailed it !

Title: Re: Horoscopes, brought to you by your IT helpdesk
Post by: bijou on October 09, 2008, 04:05:12 PM

I like those, I shall be emailing them to a few people. :)