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Title: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 07, 2008, 04:17:31 PM

Been playing Rock Band with the kids (before you howl about me being too lazy to start learning guitar at age 40 allow me to defend myself by saying: bite me).

Anyhoo...

...been having fun coming up with band names.



Rancid Sandwich

Razorblade Breathmint

The Broken Hipsters (for my older friends and I)

Spittykiss



Band names...post 'em here...

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: mamacags on October 07, 2008, 04:38:23 PM

Spilling seed

Hillary Sue Jass Band

WRVC Compound 4 Band

Parking Lot Diapers

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 07, 2008, 04:51:58 PM

Groupiemagnets.......nawh, sounds to much like Groupiemaggots.

VIAGRASQUAD.......nope, to limp sounding.

The Grey Express........No, the lisping crowd might misspronounce it.

Farts & Matches.........at least you won't stink up the room.

...oh I don't know. But I think you'll be a hit if you get yourselves an all young girl backup group. Put them in Camo thong bikini's and call them the TANKETTES.

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: Hawkgirl on October 08, 2008, 12:07:57 AM

Sucker Punch 

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 08, 2008, 12:35:31 AM

The Partridge Family Chainsaw Massacre.

Lunchboxes and Glocks

Spitfire Hellstorm



That's all I could come up with right now.

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: Tantal on October 08, 2008, 12:41:26 AM

Raging Woodrow..............they'll never figure it out until they're older.

Clown Punchers...............they may never figure it out.

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 08, 2008, 12:47:40 AM

Quote from: Tantal on October 08, 2008, 12:41:26 AM

Raging Woodrow..............they'll never figure it out until they're older.

Clown Punchers...............they may never figure it out.

I don't know if I'd go with "Clown Punchers" though... probably wouldn't get a lot of groupies after the concert, because they'd assume ya don't need ;em.  :rotf:

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: Zeus on October 08, 2008, 01:00:27 AM

Celtic Reign

Tallahatchie Bridge Crew

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: Woody on October 08, 2008, 01:39:27 AM

The Soviets had an armored personnel carrier called the MTLB.  The Army refers to it as "Meatlab", and I always though that would be the perfect punk band name.

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: NHSparky on October 08, 2008, 09:45:41 AM

Screaming Chorizo Splatters

Inland Empire Inbred Disasters

White-Bread Lounge Lizards

Gas Panic (after my favorite bar in Roppongi)

Everybody Gets Laid

Title: Re: Name Your Rock Band
Post by: ReardenSteel on October 08, 2008, 07:43:23 PM

The Bungled Blitz

The Red Red Winos

Big McLargeHuge

(come to think of it...)  :lmao:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY (for those who don't get it)