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Title: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 07, 2008, 01:06:05 PM
TiTtyboy is outraged by the latest Disney animated talking animal cartoon. It isn't really clear why he's so furious, but he ignites a huge argument in DUmmyland about whether cartoons signal the downfall of Western civilization.
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 10:26 PM
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We deserve what we get (Beverly Hills Chihuahua)
Any f**king stupid public that would make this #1 deserves anything that gets jammed up their collective asses or down their *******ed throats.

Like back in the Reagan/BushI years, when half the country was jerking off about RoseAnne Barr.

America the Stupid

Chickenshit Nation

We bought it

and it was broken

Chop it up, and line it out on the toilet tank top

Rock and Roll Hootchie Coo

Tom

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4175571
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last1standing  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 10:36 PM
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5. Um...Isn't this a little overboard for a movie?
If you don't like it, don't watch it.
Hell, I don't even know what it's about other than some singing dogs. Just the standard Disney pabulum AFAIK.
Is there something so horrendous about it that warrants the claim that America deserves to be forcibly sodomized?

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CasualWatcher9 (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 10:38 PM
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8. yo, tom... chill out. its a movie about talking dogs. you want, what? social commentary?
people go to movies to watch silly shit and laugh and escape.
i love talking dogs.
don't you?

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 10:41 PM
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13. The last time I saw a talking dog was 1968 (I did acid, every day that year).
Talking dogs were everywhere.

Chronic drug abuse, combined with alcoholism, yields some strange results. And wasn't 1968 a year when the U.S. Navy was sending him potato sacks full of medals?

By the way, I don't remember ever seeing a report on his performance aboard the world's largest private yacht. The multi-billionaire owner, another of TiTtyboy's countless famous imaginary friends, allegedly hired him to entertain his guests during an imaginary cruise of the California coast a week or two ago. I expected to hear about all the world famous celebrities who were turned on to TiTtymusic, and are now members of his imaginary stable of friends and admirers.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: franksolich on October 07, 2008, 01:12:12 PM
By the way, I don't remember ever seeing a report on his performance aboard the world's largest private yacht. The multi-billionaire owner, another of TiTtyboy's countless famous imaginary friends, allegedly hired him to entertain his guests during an imaginary cruise of the California coast a week or two ago. I expected to hear about all the world famous celebrities who were turned on to TiTtymusic, and are now members of his imaginary stable of friends and admirers.

Damn, you're sharp, sir.

The lying titty primitive lies so much I myself forget half his lies.

Yeah, one wonders how the guitar-strumming party went.

It's odd the lying titty primitive hasn't mentioned it.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: USA4ME on October 07, 2008, 01:15:07 PM
According to the DUmmies, C-Span should be the #1 network and the general public should be standing in line for hours at a time to watch movies where KO and the lezbo are lying about politics.

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Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: Rebel on October 07, 2008, 01:18:55 PM
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 10:26 PM
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Rock and Roll Hootchie Coo

Tom

Rick Derringer doesn't approve.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: Chris_ on October 07, 2008, 01:22:56 PM
TiTtyboy is outraged by the latest Disney animated talking animal cartoon. It isn't really clear why he's so furious, but he ignites a huge argument in DUmmyland about whether cartoons signal the downfall of Western civilization.  
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4175571  
Chronic drug abuse, combined with alcoholism, yields some strange results. And wasn't 1968 a year when the U.S. Navy was sending him potato sacks full of medals?

By the way, I don't remember ever seeing a report on his performance aboard the world's largest private yacht. The multi-billionaire owner, another of TiTtyboy's countless famous imaginary friends, allegedly hired him to entertain his guests during an imaginary cruise of the California coast a week or two ago. I expected to hear about all the world famous celebrities who were turned on to TiTtymusic, and are now members of his imaginary stable of friends and admirers.

Wasn't that the TITanic? ;)
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: bijou on October 07, 2008, 01:23:36 PM
Wasn't that the TITanic? ;)

H5  :-)
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: jukin on October 07, 2008, 01:50:17 PM
The far kook left loves liars.  They loved Clinton, they love the Obama, they love Franks, they love liars.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: Airwolf on October 07, 2008, 01:57:24 PM
Any asshat that would post this about a kids movie should be taken out of the trinket shop and forced to bathe.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 07, 2008, 02:31:34 PM
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Any asshat that would post this about a kids movie should be taken out of the trinket shop and forced to bathe.

By the way, the trinket shop has apparently expanded into outdoor decorations and knick-knacks.

One stop shopping for all your flamingo and lawn jockey needs.

I believe they also carry those silhouettes of an old lady bent over tending her flowers.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: Airwolf on October 07, 2008, 05:09:30 PM
By the way, the trinket shop has apparently expanded into outdoor decorations and knick-knacks.

One stop shopping for all your flamingo and lawn jockey needs.

I believe they also carry those silhouettes of an old lady bent over tending her flowers.

TiTTyboy needed a date. So they got him a wooden one.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: EastFacingNorth on October 07, 2008, 05:40:06 PM
By the way, the trinket shop has apparently expanded into outdoor decorations and knick-knacks.

One stop shopping for all your flamingo and lawn jockey needs.

I believe they also carry those silhouettes of an old lady bent over tending her flowers.

But what about the silhouettes of a young lad "watering" the flowers?
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: Chris_ on October 07, 2008, 05:50:21 PM
Any asshat that would post this about a kids movie should be taken out of the trinket shop and forced to bathe.

They'd have to sedate him first.
Title: Re: Talking Dog In Cartoon Gives TiTtyboy A Flashback
Post by: Ree on October 07, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
I was gonna get that movie when it comes out on DVD...It looks funny and silly...