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Title: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 07, 2008, 12:57:33 PM
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rurallib (1000+ posts)
Tue Oct-07-08 08:36 AM
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So the other day I was in the Obama office in Muscatine and this Republican
   
woman comes in. She mentioned her name and I immediately thought "man that is an old dead solid republican name." She came in to ask the organizer for an Obama sign. The organizer apologized as she had done probably had done a hundred times that week and explained she had none. And when they did come in, they would go to volunteers.
The lady kind of huffed (obviously used to a little more deference) and said "well I just voted for Obama. It's the first time I ever voted for a Democrat and I wanted a sign to let people know."
I did offer her some signs of our other fine candidates. She said "No. I only voted for Obama." Oh well, we won a partial victory.

Folks, I think I have found some fertile ground for new bouncies: the state forums.
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: asdf2231 on October 07, 2008, 01:41:53 PM
ooooooo...

New Hunting Ground!

Thanks for the tip Ralph!
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 07, 2008, 01:47:23 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on October 07, 2008, 01:41:53 PM
ooooooo...

New Hunting Ground!

Thanks for the tip Ralph!

Any time, asdf!  I have several state forums bookmarked, mostly places that I've lived.  There is some great fodder to be found there at times.  Some of the state forums are deserted wastelands, others are full of pure comedy gold.
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: Chris_ on October 07, 2008, 01:48:57 PM
A typical Republican for Obama Bouncy, even started with "So".  .9 bongs, just short of one.
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: BEG on October 07, 2008, 01:51:29 PM
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I immediately thought "man that is an old dead solid republican name."

LOL just what does a republican name sound like?  Is that the same as saying, "man that is an old dead solid black name."?
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: dutch508 on October 07, 2008, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: BEG on October 07, 2008, 01:51:29 PM
LOL just what does a republican name sound like?  Is that the same as saying, "man that is an old dead solid black name."?


Vanderbringerson

Or


Smith
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: Lord Undies on October 07, 2008, 02:43:18 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ce5f06.jpg)

DUmmie Little Goons:  Part of the liberal Obama Overwhelming Noise Machine.
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: MrsSmith on October 07, 2008, 05:18:14 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on October 07, 2008, 02:34:23 PM

Vanderbringerson

Or


Smith

HEY!!   I resemble that. 
Title: Re: So the other day I was in the Obama office
Post by: Chris_ on October 07, 2008, 05:22:52 PM
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rurallib (1000+ posts)
Tue Oct-07-08 08:36 AM
Original message
So the other day I was in the Obama office in Muscatine and this Republican
   
woman comes in. She mentioned her name and I immediately thought "man that is an old dead solid republican name." She came in to ask the organizer for an Obama sign. The organizer apologized as she had done probably had done a hundred times that week and explained she had none. And when they did come in, they would go to volunteers.
The lady kind of huffed (obviously used to a little more deference) and said "well I just voted for Obama. It's the first time I ever voted for a Democrat and I wanted a sign to let people know."
I did offer her some signs of our other fine candidates. She said "No. I only voted for Obama." Oh well, we won a partial victory.

Even without the "SO" I knew this was a fabrication. It the words "the other day" that did. If something like this actually happened in real life a DUmmie wouldn't wait a day or two to post it.