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Title: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: asdf2231 on October 05, 2008, 05:52:06 PM
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graywarrior  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 06:28 PM
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If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Mr Gray explains to people who claim they cannot be hypnotized, you are either a psychopath or your IQ is below 70 because all hypnosis is self hypnosis. It's just a matter of pretending.

Therefore, my theory is that you hate indigenous people OR you are a stupid dumb**** if you vote for McCain/Palin.


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n2doc  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 06:30 PM
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1. You forgot evil 
 pure evil is an option, too!


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MercutioATC  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 06:35 PM
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2. Exceedingly wealthy would be an affirmative defense, too.
 ...as long as you intend to stay locked in your gated community while the mobs outside howl for your blood.


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Poiuyt  (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 06:41 PM
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9. Wealthy AND greedy
 You have to be racist, stupid, or greedy to vote republican this time around


Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: MrsSmith on October 05, 2008, 05:54:12 PM
If you don't vote for McCain/Palin, you are either sexist or incredibly stupid.  (or both.   :lmao:)
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2008, 05:57:13 PM
I dunno.

The primitives aren't lining up to vote for Cynthia McKinney.

That makes them both (a) racist and (b) sexist; they don't like black people or women.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: asdf2231 on October 05, 2008, 06:02:39 PM
I dunno.

The primitives aren't lining up to vote for Cynthia McKinney.

That makes them both (a) racist and (b) sexist; they don't like black people or women.

Silly Franksolich, racism and stupidity is for RETHUGS!

Democrat voters excrete perfumed leavings and walk on water with bluebirds on their shoulders.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: DarkHalo on October 05, 2008, 06:03:00 PM
I am seeing the race card being played by bloggers and journalists a LOT already. I suspect there is much fear amongst them and they are getting primed for the 'see! see! I told you they are all racists' when the Obamessiah loses.

I love the smell of a liberals fear in the morning...it smells like...freedom.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: formerlurker on October 05, 2008, 06:09:12 PM
It would make it all the more sweeter if Obama's birth certificate (once released) does state his race as "caucasian" --  :rotf:
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: FlaGator on October 05, 2008, 06:10:06 PM
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graywarrior  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 06:28 PM
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If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Mr Gray explains to people who claim they cannot be hypnotized, you are either a psychopath or your IQ is below 70 because all hypnosis is self hypnosis. It's just a matter of pretending.

Therefore, my theory is that you hate indigenous people OR you are a stupid dumb**** if you vote for McCain/Palin.


Half black American's are indigenous people? Perhaps the Native Americans don't realize that they weren't here first.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Chris_ on October 05, 2008, 06:16:48 PM


Half black American's are indigenous people? Perhaps the Native Americans don't realize that they weren't here first.

I blame our government schools.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2008, 06:19:45 PM
Half black American's are indigenous people? Perhaps the Native Americans don't realize that they weren't here first.

I hit a speed-bump when reading that, too, but the whole bonfire's such a rocky ride of lies and inaccuracies and distortions that I let it go.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 05, 2008, 06:24:01 PM
Can I again state that they are ****ing delusional.......................that's the last time I keep the gloves on for em.


From here on out my Navy Enlisted linguistic training is going to explain the poo flinging primitives....................Oh My :-)
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 05, 2008, 06:24:44 PM
Screw that, if you don't vote for McCain, you are an Ageist, or incredibly stupid.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: FlaGator on October 05, 2008, 06:45:14 PM
I hit a speed-bump when reading that, too, but the whole bonfire's such a rocky ride of lies and inaccuracies and distortions that I let it go.

But they are such an intelligent lot. Masters of the nuances of the english language. No wonder year after year they win elections and leave us conservatives to blame our loses on stolen elections and voter fraud.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 05, 2008, 06:52:57 PM
It would make it all the more sweeter if Obama's birth certificate (once released) does state his race as "caucasian" --  :rotf:
I expect that the Obamessiah's birth records (laid in a manger, in Mecca) will be as elusive as John Eff'n's military records (general discharge at best) and Slick Willie's medical records (multiple STDs, and the ability to piss around a corner).
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: jukin on October 05, 2008, 10:31:47 PM
Them ther DUmmies are too darned smarter then me an i can figure outs the bestest man to takes awy all me moneys buts is thins it is that thar ayarab fella cause i fills the hopes and changess he done be talkin for.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: LC EFA on October 06, 2008, 05:43:14 AM
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Poiuyt  (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 06:41 PM
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9. Wealthy AND greedy
 You have to be racist, stupid, or greedy to vote republican this time around

Greed is bad ?
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: miskie on October 06, 2008, 06:54:48 AM
Half black American's are indigenous people? Perhaps the Native Americans don't realize that they weren't here first.

Why yes ! He is The One -he has always been here. He is the Alpha and the Omega ! He is the Obamessiah. Worship him in his wonderful splendor & his holy grace ! He has come to save us all, even the nonbelievers !   :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2008, 09:51:07 AM
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Therefore, my theory is that you hate indigenous people OR you are a stupid dumb**** if you vote for McCain/Palin.

Wow, Black people are indigenous to North America?!?  Someone get the Chief of Physical Anthropology at the Metropolis Museum of Natural History on the line, we've got one Hell of a scoop for him!

 :whatever:
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2008, 09:56:15 AM
Wow, Black people are indigenous to North America?!?  Someone get the Chief of Physical Anthropology at the Metropolis Museum of Natural History on the line, we've got one Hell of a scoop for him!

 :whatever:

He must mean indigenous to Kenya...
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: FlaGator on October 06, 2008, 10:44:24 AM
Wow, Black people are indigenous to North America?!?  Someone get the Chief of Physical Anthropology at the Metropolis Museum of Natural History on the line, we've got one Hell of a scoop for him!

 :whatever:

Is there an echo in here?
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
Is there an echo in here?

Is there an echo in here?
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2008, 11:09:24 AM
Is there an echo in here?
Is there an echo in here? . . .

Is there an echo in here? . . .

Is there an echo in here? . . .

Is there an echo in here? . . .
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: docstew on October 06, 2008, 11:19:11 AM
Democrat voters excrete perfumed leavings and walk on water with bluebirds on their shoulders. rise from the dead every four years

FIXED!
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: USA4ME on October 06, 2008, 12:03:12 PM
I am seeing the race card being played by bloggers and journalists a LOT already. I suspect there is much fear amongst them and they are getting primed for the 'see! see! I told you they are all racists' when the Obamessiah loses.

It can be used (they believe) two different ways.  One is if he loses; the other is if he wins and people are opposed to his polices (they too would be called racist).

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Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2008, 12:27:35 PM
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graywarrior  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 06:28 PM
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If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Mr Gray explains to people who claim they cannot be hypnotized, you are either a psychopath or your IQ is below 70 because all hypnosis is self hypnosis. It's just a matter of pretending.

Therefore, my theory is that you hate indigenous people OR you are a stupid dumb**** if you vote for McCain/Palin.

I done seen da light, I tell ya brothas and sistahs!  Mr. alpha queer has shown me the error of my ways.  He has told me that I am a racist and stupid for not hoping for the change that is teh Obamessiah.  HALLELUJAH!  Mine eyes have seen the GLO-RY! of the COMING! of teh OBAMESSIAH!  Praise Teh Obamessiah!  He hath looked down upon my poor, racist, stupid white ass from atop the Styrofoam columns of the Barack-olis, He has GIVEN me HOPE for CHANGE!  In fulfillment of teh Prophesies, Teh Obamessiah sent his apostle, Teh alpha queer GayWarrior to jump outta da bushes at me and frighten away the demons of Racism and Stupidity that were gathered round about me, blinding me to the Troof about teh Obamessiah!  Praise teh Obamessiah, in his MERCY! for saving my lily white cracka ass from my own IGNORANCE!  Hallelujah, I say!  HALLELUJAH!

and now, a hearty **** OFF AND DIE to all lurking DUmmies who might be orgasmically composing their own bouncies as they read the above BULLSHIT.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :bird:
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Airwolf on October 06, 2008, 12:53:23 PM
I done seen da light, I tell ya brothas and sistahs!  Mr. alpha queer has shown me the error of my ways.  He has told me that I am a racist and stupid for not hoping for the change that is teh Obamessiah.  HALLELUJAH!  Mine eyes have seen the GLO-RY! of the COMING! of teh OBAMESSIAH!  Praise Teh Obamessiah!  He hath looked down upon my poor, racist, stupid white ass from atop the Styrofoam columns of the Barack-olis, He has GIVEN me HOPE for CHANGE!  In fulfillment of teh Prophesies, Teh Obamessiah sent his apostle, Teh alpha queer GayWarrior to jump outta da bushes at me and frighten away the demons of Racism and Stupidity that were gathered round about me, blinding me to the Troof about teh Obamessiah!  Praise teh Obamessiah, in his MERCY! for saving my lily white cracka ass from my own IGNORANCE!  Hallelujah, I say!  HALLELUJAH!

and now, a hearty **** OFF AND DIE to all lurking DUmmies who might be orgasmically composing their own bouncies as they read the above BULLSHIT.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :bird:

Everytime I see the Obamites siging the praises of the Obama I keep thinking of the Star Trek episode were all the people on the planet were nice normal everyday types till a certain hour then all HELL breaks lose. All of the Obamites seem to talk just like the followers of Landru. All talk and no substance. I'm surprised that Obamas followers don't even have the robes to go along with the act.

(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/prevarchons.jpg)
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: EastFacingNorth on October 06, 2008, 03:09:35 PM
Everytime I see the Obamites siging the praises of the Obama I keep thinking of the Star Trek episode were all the people on the planet were nice normal everyday types till a certain hour then all HELL breaks lose. All of the Obamites seem to talk just like the followers of Landru. All talk and no substance. I'm surprised that Obamas followers don't even have the robes to go along with the act.

(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/prevarchons.jpg)


You didn't get your robes yet?  You need to mole better  :-)
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: Rebel on October 06, 2008, 03:14:36 PM
So, what were the people that didn't vote for Michael Steele? What were the people who didn't support Clarence Thomas? What about those dems who didn't support Herman Cain in the Georgia senatorial race?

These f'n morons can't answer the damn questions about his radicalism and Socialistic/Communistic leanings, so they make it an emotional debate.

Hey Lurking DUmmies, you f'n idiots, we aren't VOTING for him because he's a damn Socialist PERIOD!  :bird:

This inexperienced moron WILL destroy the economy. He will kill small business. Somewhere, deep down inside, I'm HOPING he'll win just to prove you idiots wrong. "I" can make it for the next 4 years. You idiots cannot. The problem is, a ton of my fellow conservatives can't either so I will do everything in my power to keep his dumb ass out of office.

We DO support black people. Black CONSERVATIVES. Did you see us voting for Kerry? Gore? Clinton? If not, STFU. Conservatives don't vote for Socialists no MATTER the color.
Title: Re: If you don't vote for Obama, you are either are racist or incredibly stupid
Post by: MrsSmith on October 06, 2008, 05:40:33 PM
Greed is bad ?

Well, yeah.  Only evil, greedy repigs want actual say in how they spend their money and who they help with it.  Dims are perfectly content to vote for a government that guarantees they will never have to actually work...{but that's not greedy.  That's smart.}   :mental: