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Title: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: asdf2231 on October 05, 2008, 05:26:06 PM
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts)     Sun Oct-05-08 04:53 PM
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What are some Republican code words that need debunking?

Here are some I can think of:

Muslim/Antichrist = n****r
Anti-American = Anti-Republican
Terrorist = Democrat/non-WASP
Family values = God hates fags
Good Christian = opposes abortion and homosexuality, nothing else matters
Maverick = "Whateva! I'll do what I want!"
Nookyular = "Look at me, I'm as uneducated as you are! I'm a regular guy/gal!"
Fair & balanced = all the way from moderate conservative to fascist
NObama = four more years! four more years!
Freedom = obey Republicans

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FSogol  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 05:04 PM
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3. Small town = White


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alsame  (503 posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 05:40 PM
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7. Culture of life = no reproductive freedom, but death is okay during
 war, famine, disease and natural disasters



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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 05:46 PM
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8. "Victory in Iraq" = Ignominious strategic defeat

 
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MrMickeysMom  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-05-08 05:50 PM
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9. Soccer mom and Joe Six Pack
 Soccer Mom's = Duty-bound wives who are going to Heaven fer jest doin it ahll, gosh darn it.

Joe Six Pack = Showing up for work, then getting wasted while fantasizing a future soccer mom wife, if only she'd have a flat head to rest their beer while getting a blow job.



Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: whiteguyPI on October 05, 2008, 05:32:14 PM
My VRWC translation guide lists every phase as meaning ni**er.  Maybe I have an early edition or something.
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: formerlurker on October 05, 2008, 06:27:54 PM
Quote from: whiteguyPI on October 05, 2008, 05:32:14 PM
My VRWC translation guide lists every phase as meaning ni**er.  Maybe I have an early edition or something.

 :rotf:

H5
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 05, 2008, 06:30:51 PM
Can mole or anyone........hell I may just get an account for this........................and ask them about Bosnia........Russia.....etc and the muslims. They sure as hell look white to me............wasn't John Walker Lynn a white boy from Kalifornia??

****ing stupid ass shit slinging ****wads
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 05, 2008, 06:46:19 PM
I  don't agree with their definition of "Good Christian", because it means a lot more than just being in opposition to homosexuality and abortion. And of course they have no concept of victory in Iraq.

I would say the rest of them are not too far from being true. So, I guess the DUmmies are saying they are offended by the truth.
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: MrsSmith on October 05, 2008, 07:18:20 PM
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alsame  (503 posts)      Sun Oct-05-08 05:40 PM
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7. Culture of life = no reproductive freedom, but death is okay during
 war, famine, disease and natural disasters

Stupidity knows no bounds.   ::)
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: USA4ME on October 06, 2008, 12:50:47 PM
Muslim = potential terrorist
Anti-American = Pro-Marxist (socialist/communist/fascist/modern-day liberal)
Terrorist = Cowardly enemies of the USA along w/ those who uphold them (Democrat/liberals)
Family values = Put God first
Good Christian = opposes sin
Maverick = type of horse
Nookyular = See "Cuber"
Fair & balanced = Something liberals will never be
NObama = a desire not to have a commie as a president
Small town = traditional American values
Culture of life = caring about the unborn
"Victory in Iraq" = Wanting to win, which will benefit all people
Freedom = Treating the Constitution as the Founding Fathers intended and not as a "living, breathing document" where the meaning and application is tossed to and fro with the wind

See, not that hard.

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Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2008, 01:54:46 PM
I didn't see 'Shit-for-brains,' 'Asshat,' or 'Idiot' in there, all of which are synonyms for "Democrat" in my vocabulary.
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2008, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2008, 01:54:46 PM
I didn't see 'Shit-for-brains,' 'Asshat,' or 'Idiot' in there, all of which are synonyms for "Democrat" in my vocabulary.

Or any spelling of "douchebag."
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: thundley4 on October 06, 2008, 03:04:22 PM
Another DUmpMonkey code phrase: "I support the troops, but not the war" = "I celebrate every military death because it makes Bush look bad".
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: Vagabond on October 06, 2008, 04:31:09 PM
Quote from: USA4ME on October 06, 2008, 12:50:47 PM
Maverick = type of horse
I thought it originally meant unbrabded steer.  A guy named John Maverick in Texas never branded his herd, the cowboys from other ranches in the area would comment of an unbranded cow, "Look, there goes a maverick."
Title: Re: Primitives translate conservative "Code Words"
Post by: Servonaut on October 06, 2008, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Vagabond on October 06, 2008, 04:31:09 PM
I thought it originally meant unbrabded steer.  A guy named John Maverick in Texas never branded his herd, the cowboys from other ranches in the area would comment of an unbranded cow, "Look, there goes a maverick."

Back in the 70's one of my older brothers drove a Ford Maverick. 

I had a 1976 Datsun B210 Hatchback. :-)