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Title: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: franksolich on October 05, 2008, 05:14:27 PM
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Oh my.

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Seen the light  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sun Oct-05-08 06:06 PM
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What's your plan for Election Night?
   
Going out with friends? Going to any rallies? Gonna be on DU all night (until it melts down)? Watching TV?

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hnmnf  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sun Oct-05-08 06:07 PM
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1. Pot

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Curtland1015  (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-05-08 06:08 PM
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3. Guinness and lots of screaming.
   
I'll probably be out on the street dancing too.

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Tiggeroshii  (1000+ posts)  Sun Oct-05-08 06:09 PM
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4. I'm gonna watch, have some chips and dip at dad's house prolly, and then depending on who wins...
   
maybe come home and get shitfaced.

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RoadRage  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-05-08 06:09 PM
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5. Drink Redbull, Pop Tums, Throw Things at TV, Drink Champagne when Obama declared winner.
   
Blog on DU

Call other Dem friends to bitch about election fraud in _____ state

Bite fingernails down to bloody stubs

Put kids to bed early so they don't hear mommy swear

Get mad at Husband for remaining calm

Not neccessarily in that order.

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rubberducky  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-05-08 06:09 PM
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6. D. U. all the way through all the recounts!

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CarolinaPeridot  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-05-08 06:09 PM
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7. Sleeping over my parent's house ...
   
I am going to just bring pillows and my biggest blanket, along with my Bible, incense, prayer beads (anything you name it) and parking myself right in front of the tv. I have to be with someone to cry with when the results come out in our favor.

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faygokid  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sun Oct-05-08 06:10 PM
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8. Staying home. Significant other at conference (what idiots scheduled that?). Taking Nov.5 off.
   
I am taking the next day off. I am either celebrating with champagne or crying in my beer, but I want nothing to do with work on Wednesday.

Plus, there's all those Senate and House races to follow, even if (as I believe) the presidential race is over by 10 Eastern time.

Oh my.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: jukin on October 05, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
I think there will be lots of crying in their bongs.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: Chris_ on October 05, 2008, 06:40:23 PM
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I am going to just bring pillows and my biggest blanket, along with my Bible, incense, prayer beads (anything you name it) and parking myself right in front of the tv. I have to be with someone to cry with when the results come out in our favor.


Don't catch on fire.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: USA4ME on October 06, 2008, 12:58:46 PM
I notice none of them say they will celebrate having to pay more in taxes.  Of course, that would require them to have a job, or if they somehow do work, it would mean they're actually stupid enough to believe the Obamassiah won't raise *their* taxes.   :mental:

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Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2008, 01:10:33 PM
I remember in 2004 when I took a pic of myself sitting at the PC with a nice
big drinky and a bigger smile on my mug. Then I posted it over at POAC.  :innocent:

Ooooo the troops weren't happy next morning.... :-)
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2008, 01:34:58 PM
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on October 05, 2008, 06:40:23 PM


Don't catch on fire.

I'd prefer they did, actually.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2008, 01:54:29 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2008, 01:34:58 PM
I'd prefer they did, actually.

(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/183235/2/istockphoto_183235_straw_broom.jpg)

This is to sweep up the ashes when they spontaneously combust.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: Tantal on October 06, 2008, 03:01:28 PM
Hopefully, their election night festivities will involve blood-thinners and razor blades.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 06, 2008, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: jukin on October 05, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
I think there will be lots of crying in their bongs.

I wonder if tears make good bong water?
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: TheSarge on October 06, 2008, 03:28:30 PM
I'm looking forward to seeing Susan Esterich drunk on FNC again.   :-)
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: Vagabond on October 06, 2008, 04:19:09 PM
With the area I live in, I'm going to perform functions checks on my weapons, make sure my tank is topped off, verify my designated line of retreat is open, and make sure my family has go bags at the ready.  I suffer under no illusions of what kind of trouble the Obamessiah's defeat is likely going to cause around here.
Title: Re: primitives making plans for election night
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2008, 04:22:07 PM
Quote from: Vagabond on October 06, 2008, 04:19:09 PM
With the area I live in, I'm going to perform functions checks on my weapons, make sure my tank is topped off, verify my designated line of retreat is open, and make sure my family has go bags at the ready.

All very wise actions.  H5.