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Title: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: bijou on January 25, 2008, 03:58:43 PM
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Hair thieves have struck again - this time targeting a woman who had not cut her tresses for 20 years.

It is believed the hair, cut from the heads of women in lightning attacks, is being sold to wigmakers for high prices.

In the latest attack, cheeky hair thieves in Aracaju, Brazil, two men on a motorbike grabbed a housewife and used a machete to cut off her 1.5m-long hair.

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more (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=85820&in_page_id=2)


Poor lady.  I'd have wigged out if that had happened to me.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Rick on January 25, 2008, 04:58:45 PM
I real don't like hairing of these type of attacks.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: bijou on January 25, 2008, 05:08:23 PM
I real don't like hairing of these type of attacks.

I handed you that pun on a silver plaiter
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 25, 2008, 05:21:46 PM
That's what I call, goin' out in style!
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lacarnut on January 25, 2008, 07:14:46 PM
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Hair thieves have struck again - this time targeting a woman who had not cut her tresses for 20 years.

It is believed the hair, cut from the heads of women in lightning attacks, is being sold to wigmakers for high prices.

In the latest attack, cheeky hair thieves in Aracaju, Brazil, two men on a motorbike grabbed a housewife and used a machete to cut off her 1.5m-long hair.

...

A cut & run thief, my.

more (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=85820&in_page_id=2)


Poor lady.  I'd have wigged out if that had happened to me.

Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lord Undies on January 25, 2008, 07:19:08 PM
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It is believed the hair, cut from the heads of women in lightning attacks, is being sold to wigmakers for high prices.

This is believed to be the root cause?
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Storm Cat on January 25, 2008, 07:22:59 PM
There's not a strand of evidence, I say!
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 25, 2008, 09:27:17 PM
Good one storm cat!  :-)

Law enforcement should upbraid the thief for his cowardice.

Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lord Undies on January 25, 2008, 09:33:52 PM
I hope they catch these flakes.  I hope they get a long time in the pin.  I hope they curl up and dye. 
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 25, 2008, 09:46:55 PM
No kidding, I hope the punishment is permanent.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Storm Cat on January 25, 2008, 09:55:54 PM
Good one storm cat!  :-)

Law enforcement should upbraid the thief for his cowardice.



Thanks.  Couldn't help myself.   :-)

These puns could end up crimping my lifestyle!
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lord Undies on January 25, 2008, 10:25:57 PM
Good one storm cat!  :-)

Law enforcement should upbraid the thief for his cowardice.



Thanks.  Couldn't help myself.   :-)

These puns could end up crimping my lifestyle!

That was so bad I almost bald.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Storm Cat on January 25, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
Sorry Lord Undies, I didn't mean to put you into such a de-tressing state.







Now, that was awful   :bolt:
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: vftb on January 25, 2008, 11:14:24 PM
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Hair thieves have struck again - this time targeting a woman who had not cut her tresses for 20 years.

It is believed the hair, cut from the heads of women in lightning attacks, is being sold to wigmakers for high prices.

In the latest attack, cheeky hair thieves in Aracaju, Brazil, two men on a motorbike grabbed a housewife and used a machete to cut off her 1.5m-long hair.

...

more (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=85820&in_page_id=2)


Poor lady.  I'd have wigged out if that had happened to me.


Jeeze, that poor lady; talk about a hair raising experience  :o
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lord Undies on January 25, 2008, 11:22:19 PM
Sorry Lord Undies, I didn't mean to put you into such a de-tressing state.







Now, that was awful   :bolt:

I laughed so hard my side burns.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Tucker on January 26, 2008, 07:39:02 AM
*Coif,coif*. Musta had a hair in my throat.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: bijou on January 26, 2008, 07:41:20 AM
*Coif,coif*. Musta had a hair in my throat.

Be careful there'll be hell toupee if anyone is harmed because of this thread
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lord Undies on January 26, 2008, 07:58:15 AM
*Coif,coif*. Musta had a hair in my throat.

We could comb the earth and not find a sillier post.  Now we must part.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Tucker on January 26, 2008, 08:02:16 AM
*Coif,coif*. Musta had a hair in my throat.

We could comb the earth and not find a sillier post.  Now we must part.

Maybe silly. Maybe brilliant. It's all a shade of gray.
Title: Re: Hair thieves have struck again
Post by: Lord Undies on January 26, 2008, 08:07:19 AM
*Coif,coif*. Musta had a hair in my throat.

We could comb the earth and not find a sillier post.  Now we must part.

Maybe silly. Maybe brilliant. It's all a shade of gray.

Just keep it under your hat, ok?