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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: asdf2231 on October 03, 2008, 09:26:51 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4165263
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:24 PM
Original message
If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
If something that a business does manages to piss you off:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
go to
www.yelp.com
Enter the city and business name.
Go to Reviews and say anything you want about them
Nasty, illegal, untrue, it doesn't matter. Yelp will publish it.
I know this because some cretins freeped my business' site, accusing me of assault and other miscellaneous crap.
Yelp refused to remove the slanderous posts, so I decided to do something about it. (I'm gonna whine like a 3 year old on the interwebs!!!)
So next time you see something that some redneck business owner does...
Yelp 'em.
So the biggest liar in the universe is upset because some people lied about his lie... :-) :rotf:
cali (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:37 PM
Response to Original message
2. I love unintentional irony
it's quite amusing.
NeedleCast (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:44 PM
Response to Original message
3. Haven't you admitted to several minor crimes right here on DU
You said:
I know this because some cretins freeped my business' site, accusing me of assault and other miscellaneous crap.
Just last week you were telling us all what a badass you were for stealing 35 bucks in gas from some "dumb blond" and justified it by saying she had a McCain sticker on her SUV.
Reap what you sow...
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:50 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. I don't remember saying
what a "badass" I am.
Maybe it's a fantasy of yours.
But I am a pretty accomplished street fighter.(And by "Street Fighter" he of course means that he once blew a guy in an alley.) :whatever:
And I didn't really "steal" that money, she was just too ****ing dumb to keep it.
NeedleCast (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:53 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. and you bragged all about how you took advantage
street fighter tough, stealing from women. Nice.
You posted your stories of petty crime in a public forum and the freeps burned you. Karma = bitch.
Lockies!
pinto (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:59 PM
Response to Original message
7. Please don't promote internet thuggery.
Thanks.
DU moderators.
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Ohh MY!
He started one in the Lounge too!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8141040
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 06:14 PM
Original message
Do you want to screw around with a retailer/restaurant/business?
Advertisements [?]Simply go to:
www.yelp.com
Find a business you want to **** with, and write any kind of Review you want.
Some Freeps did it to me (even accusing me of assault) and I complained to the folks at Yelp. They basically said, "Too bad".
So go to a review of a redneck bar and say that you saw the owner having sex with a dog in the office.
You can say anything you want to, true or not.
I hope nobody goes there and posts a scathing review of the art shop pervert who tried to get them to buy bad oil paintings of himself naked with his dog... :uhsure:
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The lying titty primitive doesn't seem to get the reactions he used to.
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You know it would be so easy now to post about a certain trinket shop in Tiburon that a certain William H. Badass works at. I wonder how he would like to see the name of said shop smeared online?
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cali (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:37 PM
Response to Original message
2. I love unintentional irony
it's quite amusing.
WOW! I agree, Cali. This is the same fool that was bragging just a few weeks ago about not selling a product to some "Rethugs" and actually kicking them out of "his" <----yeah, right, store. :whatever:
Let's not make a habit of it though, dear.
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He's really getting desperate huh?
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He's really getting desperate huh?
It couldn't happen to a better primitive.
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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He's really getting desperate huh?
It couldn't happen to a better primitive.
Agreed.
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dammit! You beat me to it. :-)
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I did enjoy their selection of aroma-therapy oil burners, but I would not suggest this shop because of their strident (and somewhat racist) political bullying. If you are a rich, white elitist liberal this shop is probably ok, but if you are a minority member who votes Republican I would avoid the place.
:rotf:
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I did enjoy their selection of aroma-therapy oil burners, but I would not suggest this shop because of their strident (and somewhat racist) political bullying. If you are a rich, white elitist liberal this shop is probably ok, but if you are a minority member who votes Republican I would avoid the place.
:rotf:
LOL!
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Best. Comments. Ever. :-)
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Karma is a BITCHHHHHHHHHH
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn! I wish I lived close enough (but not that close) because it would be fun to go and mess with his feeble little brain. :shortbus:
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I notice it says the shop is not wheelchair accessible....isn't that a violation of the law?
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I notice it says the shop is not wheelchair accessible....isn't that a violation of the law?
It depends on when the building was built. There is a grandfather clause of some kind in the ADA.
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Cretin freeper #1 right here. *bows deeply*
Wondered how long it was going to take ol' TiT to find that.
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I added my 2 cents tonight.
Hey, anything I can do to help, yanno?
:-)
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I added my 2 cents tonight.
Hey, anything I can do to help, yanno?
:-)
Nice.
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The lying titty primitive doesn't seem to get the reactions he used to.
Do you think that buried deep inside the primitives there is still enough of a spark of rationality to realize that by his stories Tom is actually treating them as fools,too stupid to realize they are being lied to?
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Willy S.
Shawnee Mission, KS
1 star rating10/03/2008
So I decide to check out this shop because I heard it had the most extensive collection of velvet Elvis and poker-playing dog paintings in the bay area. As I came in the door I almost tripped over what I thought was some wino transient catching a few Zs on the floor. Suddenly he stirs and rolls over and I notice a name tag with "Tom" scrawled on it in yellow highlighter and I realize he works there. There was a large dark stain spreading from the crotch of his pants and a smell hit me reminiscent of fine bus station restrooms, but being a liberal kind of guy I blow it off figuring, you know, different strokes for different folks and all that. Besides, I really wanted that full length portrait of The King in his white sequined jumpsuit.
I browsed around a bit, past the cheap Japanese paper lanterns and genuine Haitian phallus carvings and Hillary Clinton nutcrackers and all the while "Tom" is staring at me with his red, rheumy, ratlike eyes. Then he slurs, "Are you gunna buy sumthin'?" I reply yes, but told him I was looking for something special. "Cummere", he croaks, and motions me over to the counter. He rummages around for a while and finally produces a cigar box, looks around furtively, and says, "This is a gook ear I took in Nam when I wuz in the Green Beret SEALS." He opens the box to reveal what is quite obviously a dried trumpet mushroom. When I observe that what he has is indeed a piece of vegetable matter and not a human anatomical feature, he gets all indignant and starts sputtering and mumbling something about "doing to me what he did to John Warner", and that he's buddies with all the local cops and ex-special forces guys and knows a "freeper" when he sees one, whatever that is.
About that time I notice that his crotch stain has grown even larger and the Eau de Toilet smell has intensified, so I figure maybe it's time to take my leave. I tell him I appreciate his help but perhaps I'll look at a couple more stores first. He starts grunting and I thought he was about to say something else but he ends up just vomiting into a plastic Ming vase replica, adding an entirely new dimension of smell to the shop. As I pass the counter I notice his computer is logged on to some website named democratic-something-or-other. I look back over my shoulder as I walk out and he's typing furiously on the computer, pausing only once to glare at me again with those red, crusty eyes.
If you're ever in Tiburon looking for some fine art, I'd recommend skipping this place and picking up a nice paint-by-numbers set at the local Wal-Mart. They even have them on black velvet, too.
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:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: H5s all around
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This thread seems to have attracted a lot of Hot Rods and Softees.
As time goes by, the fact that every statement by TiTtyboy is an obvious lie has slowly percolated into the sandstone-like brains at the DUmp.
Whereas his lies rarely got anything but attaboys a year or two ago, now almost every tale he spins is met with mockery and derision.
He no longer even tries the military stories.
Anyone who expressed any doubt about his heroic DUmbassery in the past was immediately attacked from all sides.
Now DUmmies can laugh at his crazy fantasies with impunity.
Even a figure as pathetic as the drunken Pitt still has a few (very few) defenders in DUmmyland, but not TiTtyboy.
It is as if the DUmmys have seen franksolich's rating of TiT, and agree.
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LOL...my shop is listed on Yelp...a positively glowing review :-)
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Yelp thread #3...
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 06:22 PM
Response to Original message
1. Yelp WestVest Associates
go to
wwww.Yelp.com
Then enter Doral, FL
Find WestVest Assoc
Go to Reviews
And say anything you like, true or not.
You can say the owner has been convicted of bestiality and Yelp will leave it up.
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 06:41 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. I wonder.
I really wonder if he and Cheney are planning on leaving.
The entire Cabinet (except Paulsen) has been completely off the screen, of late.
One thing I am sure of, though, is that the little bastard will never be able to appear freely in public. His appearances will be strictly limited and controlled.
I hope he eventually commits suicide.
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:13 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. That's great!
The reason that I know about Yelp is because some cretins freeped my Gallery's site and Yelp refused to do anything about it.
You can pick a business that pisses you off and write anything you want about them.
You can say that you saw a clerk watching kiddie porn on the computer while smoking ice, holding the pipe with one hand and his dick with the other.
Anything.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4165821
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Awww, geezuz, poor Tommy.
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Yelp thread #3...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4165821
Man, he's really bent out of shape, isn't it? He can go on the DUmp and post anything he wants about anyone up to and including very illegal actions and no one does anything about it. Turn it around and do that to him and he throws a hissy fit. What a frickin' little baby.
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Well, for whatever it's worth:
I dunno.
I walked into this place, and was immediately attracted to what seemed some dried up old mummy, an ancient Egyptian artifact, perhaps.
Or at least a good imitation of one.
I was about ready to inquire of the price--I run a funeral home, and it would've made a great outdoors decoration, much like the old wooden cigar-store Indians circa a hundred years ago--when the mummy unexpectedly arose and spoke to me, muttering something about his heroics during the Vietnam War.
His name-tag said "Tom," but that's all I caught because I'm not comfortable dealing with old hairy unkempt odoriferous untidy glazy-eyed mummies.
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Ya know Titty boy may wish to rethink this as I said before. After hus little tirade over at YouTube went into the drink one would think he was smarter then a 5th grader and figured it out that he too can get the same treatment now he advocates for Freepers.
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/westvest-assoc-inc-doral
Rick R.
Ventura, CA
1 star rating
10/03/2008
First to Review
The fools who run this center refused a traveling museum to park there the truth hurts!
lol! Because the DUmp monkeys' beloved Bush-bashing bus wasn't allowed to part in their privately owned parking lot!
Everybody flag it to get it removed. :-)
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:13 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. That's great!
The reason that I know about Yelp is because some cretins freeped my Gallery's site and Yelp refused to do anything about it.
You can pick a business that pisses you off and write anything you want about them.
You can say that you saw a clerk watching kiddie porn on the computer while smoking ice, holding the pipe with one hand and his dick with the other.
Anything.
I hate it when he describes his break time at the gallery.
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Whoever wrote this.....
So I decide to check out this shop because I heard it had the most extensive collection of velvet Elvis and poker-playing dog paintings in the bay area. As I came in the door I almost tripped over what I thought was some wino transient catching a few Zs on the floor. Suddenly he stirs and rolls over and I notice a name tag with "Tom" scrawled on it in yellow highlighter and I realize he works there. There was a large dark stain spreading from the crotch of his pants and a smell hit me reminiscent of fine bus station restrooms, but being a liberal kind of guy I blow it off figuring, you know, different strokes for different folks and all that. Besides, I really wanted that full length portrait of The King in his white sequined jumpsuit.
I browsed around a bit, past the cheap Japanese paper lanterns and genuine Haitian phallus carvings and Hillary Clinton nutcrackers and all the while "Tom" is staring at me with his red, rheumy, ratlike eyes. Then he slurs, "Are you gunna buy sumthin'?" I reply yes, but told him I was looking for something special. "Cummere", he croaks, and motions me over to the counter. He rummages around for a while and finally produces a cigar box, looks around furtively, and says, "This is a gook ear I took in Nam when I wuz in the Green Beret SEALS." He opens the box to reveal what is quite obviously a dried trumpet mushroom. When I observe that what he has is indeed a piece of vegetable matter and not a human anatomical feature, he gets all indignant and starts sputtering and mumbling something about "doing to me what he did to John Warner", and that he's buddies with all the local cops and ex-special forces guys and knows a "freeper" when he sees one, whatever that is.
About that time I notice that his crotch stain has grown even larger and the Eau de Toilet smell has intensified, so I figure maybe it's time to take my leave. I tell him I appreciate his help but perhaps I'll look at a couple more stores first. He starts grunting and I thought he was about to say something else but he ends up just vomiting into a plastic Ming vase replica, adding an entirely new dimension of smell to the shop. As I pass the counter I notice his computer is logged on to some website named democratic-something-or-other. I look back over my shoulder as I walk out and he's typing furiously on the computer, pausing only once to glare at me again with those red, crusty eyes.
If you're ever in Tiburon looking for some fine art, I'd recommend skipping this place and picking up a nice paint-by-numbers set at the local Wal-Mart. They even have them on black velvet, too.
You just about owed me a new monitor and keyboard.
:rotf:
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ho-leee shit....... :rotf:
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:13 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. That's great!
The reason that I know about Yelp is because some cretins freeped my Gallery's site and Yelp refused to do anything about it.
You can pick a business that pisses you off and write anything you want about them.
You can say that you saw a clerk watching kiddie porn on the computer while smoking ice, holding the pipe with one hand and his dick with the other.
Anything.
Projection, anyone? Maybe someone needs to say this about him.