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Title: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: franksolich on October 03, 2008, 11:30:59 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7288110

Yeah, right.

By the way, I have to think of a better monicker for the greedy thorn primitive.

Anyway.

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 09:12 PM
Original message

I am an average american mom and I RESENT the stereo type she is portraying me
   
Sarah

I don't say "heck"

I speak with ALL of the syllables and you dipshit are one batty catty bitch

I don't think anybody, but anybody, confuses Sarah Palin with greenbriar.

It's a big bonfire, so only a few primitive comments selected at random:

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 09:13 PM
Response to Original message

1. I don't say darn right either
   
and I don't smirk or wink

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #1

4. if people think all women act like this
   
they are sorely mistaken

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 09:19 PM
Response to Reply #2

3. she is a pathetic condesending bitch
   
and this is coming from a bitch so I can say it and I am not being sexist

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 11:29 PM
Response to Reply #9

11. I am sure a LOT of women are insulted
   
I am seriously insulted

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 12:18 AM
Response to Reply #20

21. I so agree
   
and if men think all women are like that , we are further back than we ever thought

franksolich thanks God many women aren't like the greenbriar primitive.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: jukin on October 03, 2008, 11:33:40 AM
Palin must have done better than I thought (& I thought she Jesse Jacksoned alBiden) with the pure white hate coming out of the DUchebags.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 03, 2008, 11:39:31 AM
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By the way, I have to think of a better monicker for the greedy thorn primitive.

"The unripe-pipe primitive."
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Tantal on October 03, 2008, 11:47:20 AM
Oh how the primitive women yearn to be Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Carl on October 03, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
Greenbriar does have more in common with Biden given that plagerizing issue.

I sort of doubt Sarah would announce her intentions of leaving her husband on a public message board so am thinking Sarah is pleased that there is no similarity.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 03, 2008, 11:49:09 AM
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I am an average american mom
Let us give thanks to Almighty God in Heaven that this statement by DUmmy greenbriar is totally untrue.

An average mom doesn't scheme to get laid by the cruise ship pool boy. (And if she did, an average mom would be successful.)
An average mom doesn't spew four-letter words like a fire hose.
An average mom doesn't ceaselessly brag on the internets about her alleged household income.
An average mom doesn't slander her husband on the internets.
An average mom doesn't waste her paid working day logged onto a site for the politically insane.
An average mom isn't consumed by political hatred.
An average mom, even if a democrat, has some measure of admiration for Sarah Palin.

Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: asdf2231 on October 03, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
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I am an average american mom
Let us give thanks to Almighty God in Heaven that this statement by DUmmy greenbriar is totally untrue.

An average mom doesn't scheme to get laid by the cruise ship pool boy. (And if she did, an average mom would be successful.)
An average mom doesn't spew four-letter words like a fire hose.
An average mom doesn't ceaselessly brag on the internets about her alleged household income.
An average mom doesn't slander her husband on the internets.
An average mom doesn't waste her paid working day logged onto a site for the politically insane.
An average mom isn't consumed by political hatred.
An average mom, even if a democrat, has some measure of admiration for Sarah Palin.



H5!
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: jinxmchue on October 03, 2008, 12:01:38 PM
An average mom doesn't scheme to get laid by the cruise ship pool boy.

Seriously?
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Wineslob on October 03, 2008, 12:18:22 PM
Judging from the DUmpmonkiees reactions, Palin hit it out of the park!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Digger on October 03, 2008, 12:30:15 PM
Judging from the DUmpmonkiees reactions, Palin hit it out of the park!  :cheersmate:

The DUmmies are deeply pestered today.  Ha, they know how great she was.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: mamacags on October 03, 2008, 12:39:12 PM
An average mom doesn't scheme to get laid by the cruise ship pool boy.

Seriously?

I think it was during your "Off to find myself" hiatus.  She started talking about what a drunk and abuser her husband is and how evil he is blah blah blah.  Then all of the sudden she is talking about how she is in love with some guy she met on the cruise her husband took her on.  We were all waiting to see if she was going to off her husband and then claim self defense or something.  It was weird and icky in a way that only a true idiot dummy could do it. 

I wish so badly that I had her husband's name and phone number so I could warn him.  Then again she is probably a 22 year old guy living in his parents basement eating cheetos, pop rocks, and diet mt. dew.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2008, 12:56:07 PM
An average mom doesn't scheme to get laid by the cruise ship pool boy.

Seriously?

I think it was during your "Off to find myself" hiatus.  She started talking about what a drunk and abuser her husband is and how evil he is blah blah blah.  Then all of the sudden she is talking about how she is in love with some guy she met on the cruise her husband took her on.  We were all waiting to see if she was going to off her husband and then claim self defense or something.  It was weird and icky in a way that only a true idiot dummy could do it. 

I wish so badly that I had her husband's name and phone number so I could warn him.  Then again she is probably a 22 year old guy living in his parents basement eating cheetos, pop rocks, and diet mt. dew.

I remember that.  About two years ago, IIRC.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Chris_ on October 03, 2008, 02:03:20 PM
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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 11:29 PM
Response to Reply #9

11. I am sure a LOT of women are insulted
   
I am seriously insulted

Ah, the stench of liberal victimhood.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: USA4ME on October 03, 2008, 02:52:49 PM
I feel sorry for greenbriar's kid(s).  In the country the founding fathers envisioned, kids with sorry parents like her were removed and placed in loving homes where they could grow up to be normal.

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Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: jtyangel on October 03, 2008, 02:56:31 PM
What exactly set her off? I didn't watch the debates(the limited time thing :banghead:) but I don't see what greenbriar would be ticked about? I'm really not sure where her indignation lies. I do find it hilarious though that greenbriar is the stereotype the feminists told us of the self-hating woman seeing how badly she despises an accomplished woman.  :evillaugh: It's so funny to liberal women reveal their true colors on their view of other women.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Ree on October 03, 2008, 03:28:47 PM
What exactly set her off? I didn't watch the debates(the limited time thing :banghead:) but I don't see what greenbriar would be ticked about? I'm really not sure where her indignation lies. I do find it hilarious though that greenbriar is the stereotype the feminists told us of the self-hating woman seeing how badly she despises an accomplished woman.  :evillaugh: It's so funny to liberal women reveal their true colors on their view of other women.
Sarah looked good, sounded good and had "to die for" red shoes on....
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Wineslob on October 03, 2008, 04:11:51 PM
What exactly set her off? I didn't watch the debates(the limited time thing :banghead:) but I don't see what greenbriar would be ticked about? I'm really not sure where her indignation lies. I do find it hilarious though that greenbriar is the stereotype the feminists told us of the self-hating woman seeing how badly she despises an accomplished woman.  :evillaugh: It's so funny to liberal women reveal their true colors on their view of other women.
Sarah looked good, sounded good and had "to die for" red shoes on....


Plus she's got nice legs.......... :naughty:
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: DixieBelle on October 03, 2008, 06:10:54 PM
And is smart, in love with her husband, and has a beautiful family.

I loved that her optimisim shined through last night. I love it even more because it pisses off the DUmmies.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: thundley4 on October 03, 2008, 07:05:26 PM
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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-02-08 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #1

4. if people think all women act like this
   
they are sorely mistaken

Not all women act like Sarah Palin.  Just well mannered,well spoken women that are liked by other people, something that most of the primitives can only dream of being.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: jtyangel on October 03, 2008, 07:47:20 PM
I still don't get what she's angry about. She never really specifies what it is that she is so different from about her? I suppose greenbriar is another that loath cute, perky women like Palin since her hatred truly is irrational I can't think of anything but the geeky girl with big thick ugly glasses hating the perky girl who always came to school with a smile on her face. Palin is not like most American women how? Most American women are not courageous? Optimistic? Happy? Believe in God? Work for a living? She really doesn't make it clear so one can only assume she's seeing some girl she hated from high school in Sarah Palin.  :whatever:
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: franksolich on October 03, 2008, 08:04:12 PM
She really doesn't make it clear so one can only assume she's seeing some girl she hated from high school in Sarah Palin.

Oh, of course.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Airwolf on October 03, 2008, 10:25:12 PM
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I am an average american mom
Let us give thanks to Almighty God in Heaven that this statement by DUmmy greenbriar is totally untrue.

An average mom doesn't scheme to get laid by the cruise ship pool boy. (And if she did, an average mom would be successful.)
An average mom doesn't spew four-letter words like a fire hose.
An average mom doesn't ceaselessly brag on the internets about her alleged household income.
An average mom doesn't slander her husband on the internets.
An average mom doesn't waste her paid working day logged onto a site for the politically insane.
An average mom isn't consumed by political hatred.
An average mom, even if a democrat, has some measure of admiration for Sarah Palin.



The average mom isn't known in the town she lives in as the " Insane Douchebag Wearing Birkenstocks" either.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: DixieBelle on October 04, 2008, 01:12:07 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7288110

Yeah, right.

By the way, I have to think of a better monicker for the greedy thorn primitive.


Fishwife?

Harridan?
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive thinks she's the All-American mother
Post by: Airwolf on October 04, 2008, 06:21:27 PM
I still don't get what she's angry about. She never really specifies what it is that she is so different from about her? I suppose greenbriar is another that loath cute, perky women like Palin since her hatred truly is irrational I can't think of anything but the geeky girl with big thick ugly glasses hating the perky girl who always came to school with a smile on her face. Palin is not like most American women how? Most American women are not courageous? Optimistic? Happy? Believe in God? Work for a living? She really doesn't make it clear so one can only assume she's seeing some girl she hated from high school in Sarah Palin.  :whatever:

She suffers from the "I hate the Cheerleaders" syndrome. My ex girlfriend has that problem too. To bad for both of them