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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 02, 2008, 11:16:26 AM
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Officials in New Jersey are trying to work out why large chunks of mystery meat have been washing ashore in the American state.
Bob Schoelkopf of the Marine Mammal Stranding Center noted: 'The largest piece that we found intact was 5 feet... Almost as if someone had blown up an animal and it floated to shore.'
Experts from the center, who were called in to investigate the meat, say that it was actually internal organs from a large marine animal – possibly a whale or a shark.
However, they're unable to pin down exactly what species might have been – or exactly how it got broken up into meat lumps.
To add to the mystery, it's not just New Jersey that's being inundated with innards. When the center officials contacted the National Marine Fisheries Service to let them know about the meat, they discovered that the beaches of neighbouring Delaware had also been hit by a meat influx.
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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Bafflement_over_mystery_meat_on_beaches&in_article_id=336666&in_page_id=2)
Mmmm, mystery barbecue in New Jersey. :-)
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I think this is an elaborate attempt to dispose of a body. Let the torso meat wash up on the Jersey shore and the feet wash up over in Canada.
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I blame globalwarming and this dang * economy. [/DUmp mode]
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I think this is an elaborate attempt to dispose of a body. Let the torso meat wash up on the Jersey shore and the feet wash up over in Canada.
5 feet have been found in Canada so somewhere there are at least three skulls bobbing around. :-)
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I think this is an elaborate attempt to dispose of a body. Let the torso meat wash up on the Jersey shore and the feet wash up over in Canada.
5 feet have been found in Canada so somewhere there are at least three skulls bobbing around. :-)
They're probably in Antartica. :lmao:
I think we are on to something, bijou!
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Holy shit! We finally know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa!
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I think this is an elaborate attempt to dispose of a body. Let the torso meat wash up on the Jersey shore and the feet wash up over in Canada.
5 feet have been found in Canada so somewhere there are at least three skulls bobbing around. :-)
They're probably in Antartica. :lmao:
I think we are on to something, bijou!
North Carolina (http://indiancountrynews.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4635&Itemid=116)
Authorities are searching a coastal North Carolina river for a human skull that fishermen said was attached to a crabpot but couldn’t be found when police arrived.
The Virginian-Pilot reported Sept. 18 a fisherman told police he was checking crabpots in the Chowan River and saw what looked like a skull attached to one. He dropped the boxy wire trap back in the river and called authorities, but it was gone when the pot was pulled up again.
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When do we set up Jen and Bijou's Detective Agency? :-)