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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: asdf2231 on October 01, 2008, 09:29:19 PM
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bobbydem (357 posts) Wed Oct-01-08 07:51 PM
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so I pissed off a maintenance man at work today
He was working on my machine so I told him I figured I would take the opportunity to take a good crap.Keep in mind the guy has a rep for being a nonstop asswipe who never has a nice thing to say to anyone.
He looked at me and asked if I needed him to hold my hand or something so I told him no but I can take a picture when I'm done and he told me fine whatever.....so I did...and showed him.
He called me a nasty bastard and quit working on my machine.I thought I was being helpful following directions and all that.
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bobbydem (357 posts) Wed Oct-01-08 07:51 PM
Original message
so I pissed off a maintenance man at work today
He was working on my machine so I told him I figured I would take the opportunity to take a good crap.Keep in mind the guy has a rep for being a nonstop asswipe who never has a nice thing to say to anyone.
He looked at me and asked if I needed him to hold my hand or something so I told him no but I can take a picture when I'm done and he told me fine whatever.....so I did...and showed him.
He called me a nasty bastard and quit working on my machine.I thought I was being helpful following directions and all that.
bobbydem can now expect the proxy logs to reflect the amount of time he spends browsing scat porn.
:-)
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I agree with the huh?
This story doesn't make any sense.
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DUmbass to English version:
"I mouthed off to the IT guy working on my computer and said I was going to the bathroom. I took a picture of my "work" in the bathroom and showed it to the IT guy"
Assuming this is all true of course.
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I agree with the huh?
This story doesn't make any sense.
My translation of events , according to the DUmmie, is
1) DUmmie had a maintenance man working to fix his "machine"
2) DUmmie told maintenance man he was going for a shit
3) maintenance man, thinking that it really wasn't required to mention the last part, asked DUmmie if he wanted him to hold his hand, as a sarcastic response.
4) DUmmie continues the sarcasm with "no but I can take a picture when I'm done "
5) maintenance man, growing tired of the game, says "fine whatever" and gets back to work
6) DUmmie, went about and did his nasty business, took a photo and showed it to the maintenance man.
7) Maintenance man, understandably didn't like this, so he returned to his office, edited the proxy logs, and reported DUmmie to management for browsing assorted porn in work hours as revenge.
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^camera phone? most of the guys I see at work wear their phones on their belts.
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2 1/2 hours and no replies...
*crickets*
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2 1/2 hours and no replies...
*crickets*
That's kind of a shock because the Cleveland Steamer threads are usually a big hit over there. :-)
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Speaking as an IT guy myself I have had similar occurrences with new employees. They usually don't last very long but in the odd case where they do I have a pretty good method of teaching them manners. I set their screen saver to lock after 1 min of inactivity. Then I change their logon password to ohhh something like "iamadickhead" and watch them have to type that in every few minutes for 24-48 hours. Yes, they complain to my boss but he just chuckles about it. He knows I have never been wrong about this. :evillaugh:
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I set their screen saver to lock after 1 min of inactivity. Then I change their logon password to ohhh something like "iamadickhead" and watch them have to type that in every few minutes for 24-48 hours.
How juvenile. What are you about 14 years old and trying to act like an adult?
:lmao:
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^camera phone? most of the guys I see at work wear their phones on their belts.
But most of us who have cam phones wouldn't be taking a picture of their shit
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^camera phone? most of the guys I see at work wear their phones on their belts.
But most of us who have cam phones wouldn't be taking a picture of their shit
Thank goodness! :-)