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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: franksolich on September 30, 2008, 09:24:10 PM
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http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html
Oh my.
MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.
The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.
The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.
The web-site gives no damned clue where "Middletown" is, as if everybody knows every Tom, Dick, and Harry of a town in America.
Anyway, one wonders if this is a pal of the subway cat on Skins's island.
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I am 99% sure this is a duplicate, since I had to work so hard to come up with new puns.
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The web-site gives no damned clue where "Middletown" is, as if everybody knows every Tom, Dick, and Harry of a town in America.
Anyway, one wonders if this is a pal of the subway cat on Skins's island.
Well, WLWT is Cincinnati, OH. So I would assume it's Middleton, OH. :)
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
riiiiiighhhht. :uhsure:
Where is WE tonight????
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
riiiiiighhhht. :uhsure:
Where is WE tonight????
WE? him impersonate a cow? he has a bad case of the heebie jeebies everytime I wear the cow suit..oops :uhsure:
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
riiiiiighhhht. :uhsure:
Where is WE tonight????
WE? him impersonate a cow? he has a bad case of the heebie jeebies everytime I wear the cow suit..oops :uhsure:
exxxactly, did you send him to the looney bin with your "costume"???
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
riiiiiighhhht. :uhsure:
Where is WE tonight????
WE? him impersonate a cow? he has a bad case of the heebie jeebies everytime I wear the cow suit..oops :uhsure:
exxxactly, did you send him to the looney bin with your "costume"???
oh like he didn't have one foot in the door already with all this baseball stuff
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
riiiiiighhhht. :uhsure:
Where is WE tonight????
WE? him impersonate a cow? he has a bad case of the heebie jeebies everytime I wear the cow suit..oops :uhsure:
exxxactly, did you send him to the looney bin with your "costume"???
oh like he didn't have one foot in the door already with all this baseball stuff
Agreed, silly Dodgers. And now they're in the freaking playoffs. I'm worried he's headed to strokes-ville.
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
riiiiiighhhht. :uhsure:
Where is WE tonight????
WE? him impersonate a cow? he has a bad case of the heebie jeebies everytime I wear the cow suit..oops :uhsure:
exxxactly, did you send him to the looney bin with your "costume"???
oh like he didn't have one foot in the door already with all this baseball stuff
Agreed, silly Dodgers. And now they're in the freaking playoffs. I'm worried he's headed to strokes-ville.
well i could express the concern that it would turn him into a drooling idiot..but that would be rather redundant :-)
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It's Middletown Ohio alright. (sorry to say) I've seen more and more articles pop up on FARK about Cincinnati stuff too. (Middletown is just North of Cincy's northern most burb and South of Dayton, Ohio's southern most burb which is Centerville fwiw, lol)
Ugh! People are getting weird around here. Maybe there is something in the water? :p
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Come on...someone has to ask...what is that woman in the cow suits DU name? :lmao:
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
Judging by her pic, I think you're off the hook on this one. :-) http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,14583.0.html
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I HAVE AN ALIBI!
Judging by her pic, I think you're off the hook on this one. :-) http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,14583.0.html
Ooops, This slipped right by me; I wasn't aware this story had already been posted.
Sorry.