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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 30, 2008, 03:14:14 PM
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(http://www.wlwt.com/2008/0930/17590422_214X320.jpg)
A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
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link (http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html)
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I am sure the punsters will milk this thread for all it is worth.
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I am UDDERLY disgusted... :cheersmate:
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Cow pies anyone???? :-)
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It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.
Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.
Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
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Holy Cow!!
:o
KC
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It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.
Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.
Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
Just moove along, OK? Your humor barely grazed us. Can you do so? I know you cud...
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It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.
Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.
Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
Bad punnage? We have the cream of the crop here. :tongue:
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It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.
Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.
Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
Bad punnage? We have the cream of the crop here. :tongue:
Sorry Bijou, that pun just CURDLED my stomachs.
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What a bunch of bul. Shouldn't that be Dis-udderly Conduct?
I think the attorney is milking the press coverage.
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I think the attorney is milking the press coverage.
Yeah, he should hide himself in shame.
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It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.
Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.
Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
5 yd penalty for excessive punnage in a single post.
Puns require a much more manure mind anyway. :-)