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Title: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2008, 07:25:22 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4126245

Oh my.

Now remember, the greedy thorn primitive, a schoolteacher in south-central Kansas (not to be confused with the dysmenopausal Kansas schoolteacher, the "Proud2BLib" primitive), makes $65,000 a year.  And has a husband bringing in dough too.  One-child family.

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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-29-08 07:59 PM
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My plan to stimulate the economy....give every middle class and lower class taxpayer 500 thousand
   
I would pay off my student loans, my mortgage first

then I would buy a new washer/dryer...the front loaders

I would remodel my house

I would buy a new car

I would get a much needed wardrobe upgrade

I would go on vacations

ect...

that is what most people would do...

that my friends would stimulate the economy more than bailing out fat cats

Hmmm.  The greedy thorn primitive must've put on some recent poundage, what with this "much needed wardrobe upgrade."

The bonfire's mostly primitive drivel and drooling.

The perpetually begging-for-free-housing bobbling primitive:

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bobbolink  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-29-08 08:08 PM
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15. Would it rate with liberals to give seriously POOR folk the money...
   
so many we could just SURVIVE????

Would that count?

The Fat Che in the punch bowl:

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morillon  Donating Member  (160 posts) Mon Sep-29-08 08:09 PM
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18. $700B would only cover 1.4M people for $500K.

No response yet from the greedy thorn primitive, about her, uh, mathematical error.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2008, 07:29:02 PM
There are 2 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand inflation and those that don't.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: Chris on September 29, 2008, 07:29:24 PM
She's big on vacations, isn't she?  Four months a year not enough?
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: jukin on September 29, 2008, 07:29:34 PM
Math are not strong in the DUmmy.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: Carl on September 29, 2008, 07:41:01 PM
There are 2 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand inflation and those that don't.


You have to remember with DUmmies that there are never any consequences to an action except those they hope for.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2008, 07:46:58 PM
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bobbolink  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-29-08 08:08 PM
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15. Would it rate with liberals to give seriously POOR folk the money...
so many we could just SURVIVE????
Would that count?
I was wondering what happened to the DUmp's favorite merry street bum, or, I guess, bummette.
She can always be counted on to spread a few rays of sunshine, but I haven't seen anything from her for a while.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2008, 07:48:57 PM
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bobbolink  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-29-08 08:08 PM
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15. Would it rate with liberals to give seriously POOR folk the money...
so many we could just SURVIVE????
Would that count?
I was wondering what happened to the DUmp's favorite merry street bum, or, I guess, bummette.
She can always be counted on to spread a few rays of sunshine, but I haven't seen anything from her for a while.

I was really surprised when the primitives had that big meet-up in Denver during the Democrat National Convention, a meet-up inspired by the Hawkeye primitive, that the bobbling primitive wasn't there; I'm sure the other primitives would've chipped in to pay her bar and food tab for her.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2008, 08:09:40 PM
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bobbolink  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-29-08 08:08 PM
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15. Would it rate with liberals to give seriously POOR folk the money...
so many we could just SURVIVE????
Would that count?
I was wondering what happened to the DUmp's favorite merry street bum, or, I guess, bummette.
She can always be counted on to spread a few rays of sunshine, but I haven't seen anything from her for a while.

I was really surprised when the primitives had that big meet-up in Denver during the Democrat National Convention, a meet-up inspired by the Hawkeye primitive, that the bobbling primitive wasn't there; I'm sure the other primitives would've chipped in to pay her bar and food tab for her.
I doubt she was invited. There would be that small matter of.....odor.

Anyway, in preparing for the convention, didn't the taxpayers of Denver finance relocating their winos, the whole hobo jungle, to IMAX theaters or some such entertainment? During the DUmmy meetup, DUmmy bobbolink was probably up to her grimy elbows in a jumbo bucket of buttered popcorn.
Title: Re: greedy thorn primitive being stimulating
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 29, 2008, 08:30:53 PM
Give me 500 thou.......and I'd put somewhere earning more so that next year maybe I could have a few things and still have the 500 thou...... OR 500+ thou