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http://venjanztruth.blogspot.com/2008/09/massive-failures-prompt-feds-to-seize.html
Massive Failures Prompt Feds to Seize the Kansas City Chiefs
VNN EXCLUSIVE:
9/26/08 (11:44pm CDT)
The Federal Government, citing months of failures and years of corrupt mismanagement, has seized control of the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs.
“We had to move quickly on this,†said Missouri Senator Clair McCaskill (D). “The Chiefs are an embarrassment to Kansas City, Missouri, and the NFL. We can not allow this cancer to metastasize, and kill the rest of the National Football League.â€
“This team has not been to a Super Bowl since LBJ was President,†said Sen. Barney Frank (D). “It’s not fair,†Sen. Frank continued.
Under the Government plan, Tom Brady and Randy Moss will be transferred to the Chiefs at the end of this season, and current GM Carl Peterson will be replaced with Tom Delay.
Peterson and former Chiefs owner, Clark Hunt, were unavailable for comment.
While the Government can not force Brady and Moss to play for the Chiefs, they plan to use emergency funds to pay them $50m per year if they will move, as well as compensating the New England Patriots one billion dollars.
The Chiefs will also be allowed the first three draft picks in 2009.
“The greater good is what (is) important here,†said Chiefs second-year wide receiver Dwayne Bowe. “The Chiefs are (messed up)!â€
Pro-Bowler Tony Gonzales said, “While Brody Croyle is the terror of the NFL, and the shredder of defenses, and his back-up, Tyler Thigpen, makes defensive coordinators quake in their boots, I think this is a good move, we needed this.â€
Senators from California and Colorado vehemently opposed the Federal bailout of the Chiefs, and promised to file a lawsuit.
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Hat tip to LGF for the link
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They need to do the same to the Raiders, for sure.
Replacing Al Davis with Cynthia McKinney would be an improvement.
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They need to do the same to the Raiders, for sure.
Replacing Al Davis with Cynthia McKinney would be an improvement.
Ouch!! LOL :lmao:
I guess, since we are going there anyway, my (adopted) hometown Bengals could be declared a natural disaster and replaced by an intramural team from FEMA.
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You guys are yukking it up now but wait till some mid level Bush administration bureaucrat reads this and takes it seriously.....
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I don't see the Sea Chickens listed anywhere for a take over
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Under the Government plan, Tom Brady and Randy Moss will be transferred to the Chiefs at the end of this season, and current GM Carl Peterson will be replaced with Tom Delay.
Actually, I could support this part of the plan. The addition of Tom Delay makes anything better.