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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: morningAngel on September 27, 2008, 10:01:08 AM
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Oh WE, what have you done now? :whatever:
Man accused of posing as Dodger on field
47-year-old man faces 4 years in prison for burglary, trespassing charges
link (http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/26909934/)
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LOS ANGELES - A man faces criminal charges for allegedly stealing a uniform from Dodger Stadium and posing as one of the team’s players.
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LOS ANGELES - A man faces criminal charges for allegedly stealing a uniform from Dodger Stadium and posing as one of the team’s players.
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hey..not funny :bawl: I paid bills yesterday, now I have no bail money. Don't pick up the soap WE!
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Oh damn thats FUNNY!!! What were you thinking WE? :lmao:
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Who has a paypal account to start taking up a collection? Will need bail money, attorney fees....
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That's okay--half the Dodger's organization are masquerading as baseball players.
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Who has a paypal account to start taking up a collection? Will need bail money, attorney fees....
playoff tickets...
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Who has a paypal account to start taking up a collection? Will need bail money, attorney fees....
playoff tickets...
OMG man would you give a drunk a bottle of Thunderbird? What are you thinking...when he gets out, act all cool and casual and NOBODY mention B A S E B A L L
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Where is WE?
out.standing.in.his.field? :-)
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Where is WE?
out.standing.in.his.field? :-)
:lmao:
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WOW, what a great idea! I wonder who's uniform he stole . . . the giveaway would have been that there are exactly zero (nearly) 50 year old major league baseball players . . .
still, this guy gets an "A" for creativity. that would almost be worth a couple of hours in the hoosegow and a couple of months of probation, or whatever.
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WOW, what a great idea! I wonder who's uniform he stole . . . the giveaway would have been that there are exactly zero (nearly) 50 year old major league baseball players . . .
still, this guy gets an "A" for creativity. that would almost be worth a couple of hours in the hoosegow and a couple of months of probation, or whatever.
oh hiya WE :uhsure:
yeah wow..that guy musta been a real nutcase huh? :uhsure: Bet he spent most of Saturday morning raising bail and unable to do things like go on message boards huh? :uhsure:
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WOW, what a great idea! I wonder who's uniform he stole . . . the giveaway would have been that there are exactly zero (nearly) 50 year old major league baseball players . . .
still, this guy gets an "A" for creativity. that would almost be worth a couple of hours in the hoosegow and a couple of months of probation, or whatever.
oh hiya WE :uhsure:
yeah wow..that guy musta been a real nutcase huh? :uhsure: Bet he spent most of Saturday morning raising bail and unable to do things like go on message boards huh? :uhsure:
seems like too much of a coincidence, huh? :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
No problem, thats what pals are for. But hey that big hairy guy that kept calling you 'sweety' was giving me the creeps....
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
No problem, thats what pals are for. But hey that big hairy guy that kept calling you 'sweety' was giving me the creeps....
it turns out that he knows mA somehow. small world, huh? :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
Yeah... About that WE...
You may want to start carrying this around with you if you are going to make this a regular thing:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/05jun18-super-dork.jpg)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive :-)
which is why you hate baseball in the first place. :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive :-)
which is why you hate baseball in the first place. :-)
Exactly!
another woman I could compete against
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive :-)
which is why you hate baseball in the first place. :-)
Exactly!
another woman I could compete against
ok, THAT was really, really funny. :-)
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive :-)
which is why you hate baseball in the first place. :-)
Exactly!
another woman I could compete against
ok, THAT was really, really funny. :-)
One of these days you are going to have to choose..me or the Dodgers!
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Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. :cheersmate:
thanks for bailing me out, by the way. :uhsure: :-)
well I tried calling you! But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:
he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. :-)
long hair? earrings? tattoos?
he had a tattoo of you on his bicep. it said "bitch" :-)
(kidding, dear)
Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
I didn't realize that he was your cousin. is that legal? :uhsure:
Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem! *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though. If you had told him you knew me....
do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?
hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?
he told me to avoid your left hand. what the heck was that all about? :???:
I have no idea :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... :-*
your definition of "important" is suddenly important. :-)
I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive :-)
which is why you hate baseball in the first place. :-)
Exactly!
another woman I could compete against
ok, THAT was really, really funny. :-)
One of these days you are going to have to choose..me or the Dodgers!
I have been in love with the dodgers since i was 6 years old. you might want to pick a different fight. :-)
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Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. :banghead:
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Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. :banghead:
You ever tempted to take off your shirt and get drunk before yelling that you ain't did nuthin? :-)
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Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. :banghead:
I had to quit watching Cops. It broke my heart every time I would see them throw the guy in the back of the car and he would yell "you can't do this to me, I got a cousin with a job!" :bawl:
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Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. :banghead:
You ever tempted to take off your shirt and get drunk before yelling that you ain't did nuthin? :-)
Every time I would see some guy on Cops with a mullet and wearing wife beaters I would look close to see if it was a relative, lol.
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Cousin Bobby! Wow..how is he these days? :hyper: Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know.
So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. :banghead:
I had to quit watching Cops. It broke my heart every time I would see them throw the guy in the back of the car and he would yell "you can't do this to me, I got a cousin with a job!" :bawl:
Now that just made me really laugh :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: