The Conservative Cave

The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 26, 2008, 10:32:06 AM

Title: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Post by: bijou on September 26, 2008, 10:32:06 AM
Quote
Arguments began Monday in a federal lawsuit alleging that a Maryland doctor stapled a man's rectum shut during an operation, rendering him unable to move his bowels for 17 days, the Baltimore Examiner reported.

Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, has accused Dr. Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, Maryland for botching a September 2004 surgery that left him with permanent bowel problems, according to the report.

But an attorney representing Casiano told jurors the doctor did not staple Watkins' buttocks shut.

...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427943,00.html

There is something worse than ass rash.  :-)
Title: Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 26, 2008, 10:36:09 AM

this story is shit.  er, I mean it's full of holes.  er, no . . . anyway, someone that doesn't poo for 17 days is going to explode, aren't they?
Title: Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Post by: Wineslob on September 26, 2008, 12:15:33 PM
I think the guy is full of crap.               :tongue:
Title: Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Post by: DarkHalo on September 27, 2008, 12:14:03 AM

this story is shit.  er, I mean it's full of holes.  er, no . . . anyway, someone that doesn't poo for 17 days is going to explode, aren't they?

When I was in basic training for the USAF I didnt take a dump for over 2 weeks. And that was the same for almost everyone there.
Title: Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Post by: bijou on September 27, 2008, 02:57:41 AM

this story is shit.  er, I mean it's full of holes.  er, no . . . anyway, someone that doesn't poo for 17 days is going to explode, aren't they?

When I was in basic training for the USAF I didnt take a dump for over 2 weeks. And that was the same for almost everyone there.

What on earth were they feeding you for that to happen?