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Title: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: ScubaGuy on September 25, 2008, 01:28:46 PM
I'm not going to bother with the OP since I started to doze off after the first paragraph.

Funny exchange (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4070381#4070459)

It was the following exchange that got me laughing.

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curious one  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Sep-23-08 05:50 PM
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3. They keep taking our money. Just think how many programs can be funded by $700 billion.
   
Heath care, education, tax relief, highway and bridges, and etc. etc. etc. ...

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bobbolink  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Sep-23-08 05:52 PM
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4. And homes for us homeless people.
   
Yes, I do believe this is part of the plan.

Redistribution of wealth, indeed.


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TBF  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Sep-23-08 07:13 PM
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16. That crap about putting Warren Buffet, Romney et al on an
   
oversite committee (a McCain quote I saw yesterday) is beyond ridiculous. The oversight committee should be staffed by homeless and low-income folks.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Yep that's exactly who I would choose for financial advise.

I wonder what 'Ol Bob the wino thinks about my some of my stock holdings.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2008, 01:31:09 PM
Isn't doing what the DUmmies want what got us in this mess to begin with??

doc
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: jukin on September 25, 2008, 01:34:07 PM
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TBF  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Sep-23-08 07:13 PM
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16. That crap about putting Warren Buffet, Romney et al on an
   
oversite committee (a McCain quote I saw yesterday) is beyond ridiculous. The oversight committee should be staffed by homeless and low-income folks.

As a member of the committee, Drifitn Joe said "We should buys as many 40's as we can cause the price always be goin up on my forty."
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: jtyangel on September 25, 2008, 01:36:24 PM
Oh Jesus, I must be in an alternative universe. So we take the absolute biggest losers, failures at life, mentally ill, and/or lazy and make them in charge of something they are obviously so good at making and managing: money. Their smarts overwhelm me again :bow: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: ScubaGuy on September 25, 2008, 01:37:50 PM
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TBF  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Sep-23-08 07:13 PM
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16. That crap about putting Warren Buffet, Romney et al on an
   
oversite committee (a McCain quote I saw yesterday) is beyond ridiculous. The oversight committee should be staffed by homeless and low-income folks.

As a member of the committee, Drifitn Joe said "We should buys as many 40's as we can cause the price always be goin up on my forty."

 :lmao: :lmao:
H5
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 25, 2008, 01:57:33 PM
DU, blasting through the rock at the bottom of the Well of Stupid.
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: overlord on September 25, 2008, 02:09:27 PM
Did anyone else hear on Rush where Frank said that the feds should be the landlords?  Talk about taking forever to get your sink fixed :thatsright:
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: Ree on September 25, 2008, 05:06:36 PM
Did anyone else hear on Rush where Frank said that the feds should be the landlords?  Talk about taking forever to get your sink fixed :thatsright:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :cheersmate:
Fill this form out in triplicate, hand deliver it to 4 different places and well contact ya within a year or two..
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: Hawkgirl on September 25, 2008, 05:19:24 PM
 :rotf:  I needed this laugh today.  Thank you!!! :lmao:
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: franksolich on September 25, 2008, 05:57:00 PM
I dunno about this bobbling primitive, the "bobolink" primitive, who's rated as a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive.

She's always griping about being homeless, when in fact she isn't homeless.

She's in public housing, paid for by the taxpayers.

The only thing I can figure out is possibly the bobbling primitive expects rent-free (to her) housing something along the lines of a wing of Buckingham Palace.
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2008, 05:59:03 PM
Did anyone else hear on Rush where Frank said that the feds should be the landlords?  Talk about taking forever to get your sink fixed :thatsright:

Just what we need, more subsidized government housing for democrat voters who will only tear them up.
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: Texacon on September 25, 2008, 06:14:31 PM
I dunno about this bobbling primitive, the "bobolink" primitive, who's rated as a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive.

She's always griping about being homeless, when in fact she isn't homeless.

She's in public housing, paid for by the taxpayers.

The only thing I can figure out is possibly the bobbling primitive expects rent-free (to her) housing something along the lines of a wing of Buckingham Palace.

Frank, didn't this idiot, bobbolink, say it left subsidized housing because it couldn't get along with the manger ... there by making itself homeless on purpose?

KC
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: franksolich on September 25, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
Frank, didn't this idiot, bobbolink, say it left subsidized housing because it couldn't get along with the manger ... there by making itself homeless on purpose?

Yes, she did, but then was placed in some other public housing, but whether temporary or permanent, the bobbling primitive never said.

I think the bobbling primitive should move from Denver to Baltimore, where resides the real-estate mogul the sparkling husband primitive, with all these really nice restored row-houses.  Since the sparkling husband primitive is always griping about cold-blooded Republicans not willing to share, and warm-hearted Democrats, I think perhaps the sparkling husband primitive can help the bobbling primitive, setting her up, rent-free, in one of his luxury row-houses.
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 25, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
Frank, didn't this idiot, bobbolink, say it left subsidized housing because it couldn't get along with the manger ... there by making itself homeless on purpose?

Yes, she did, but then was placed in some other public housing, but whether temporary or permanent, the bobbling primitive never said.

I think the bobbling primitive should move from Denver to Baltimore, where resides the real-estate mogul the sparkling husband primitive, with all these really nice restored row-houses.  Since the sparkling husband primitive is always griping about cold-blooded Republicans not willing to share, and warm-hearted Democrats, I think perhaps the sparkling husband primitive can help the bobbling primitive, setting her up, rent-free, in one of his luxury row-houses.

Coach, sir, you know as well as I do that there's exactly two chances of that happening . . .

1)  Slim, who is on the west coast (probably hunting down TominTib) somwhere . . .

2)  None.

I'm putting a bit of cash on "None," even though the odds are about 1-5.
Title: Re: Stuck on Stupid - The "economy" explained
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2008, 08:17:04 PM
Their gear shift is stuck on stupid.