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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 25, 2008, 10:29:52 AM

Title: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: bijou on September 25, 2008, 10:29:52 AM
(http://www.collegeotr.com/images/blogs/f285c67ace3c15f7a461a2e0e887de61.jpg)

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First there were the middle-aged British nudie calendar posers. Then the 9/11 firemen. Now, a group of clowns from the San Francisco Clown Conservatory is coming out with a calendar of the class of 2008— naked. If this sounds like the setup to a documentary about pedophiles, you’re not alone, but the naked clown calendar actually benefits a great (though rather specific) cause: people with multiple sclerosis who want to learn the circus arts.


According to the Contra Costa Times:

    Graduates of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class of 2008 have stripped down to their birthday suits to make a 2009 Naked Clown Calendar, a joyful and humourous work of art the clowns hope to sell in honor of a beloved mentor paralysed from the effects of multiple sclerosis (MS) and others stricken with the disease.


    These aren't the usual photos of clowns at kids' parties or falling out of cars. No, they're photos of clowns tumbling though the air, performing songs in the park or flying out of cannons — with pies and top hats hiding the naughty bits.
    "Our goal was to create this sort of craziness in your mind," says Chad Benjamin Potter, the lead clown on the project. "When you think of clowns you think of costumes and makeup and hair. When you think naked clowns, that's something else entirely."


    … Sales of the calendar will help raise money for the Judy Finelli Fund, a non-profit organization set up through the Circus Center. The fund works with the MS Foundation of Florida to do advocacy and research. It also will provide scholarships to people with MS who want to do circus arts
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link (http://www.collegeotr.com/college_otr/naked_clown_calendar_scares_everyone_helps_ms_patients_12195)

The only good thing about this is the fact it is raising money for charity.
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: NHSparky on September 25, 2008, 11:49:01 AM
Colorophobia...it's nothing to CLOWN about.
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris on September 25, 2008, 11:50:35 AM
Follow the rubber line back to your seats and lock your wigs in the upright position.
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: Flame on September 25, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
Never been scared of clowns before, but after seeing that picture, I just may have nightmares for weeks!
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: asdf2231 on September 25, 2008, 01:50:02 PM
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/Fall20Asleep20Clowns.jpg)
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: asdf2231 on September 25, 2008, 01:53:52 PM
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San Francisco Clown Conservatory


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"It was the Clown Conservatory that gave me the direction, the skills, sparked my imagination and demystified the possibility of actually finding work in the circus. I love what Jeff Raz is doing with the Clown Conservatory and when I'm touring through the Bay Area I always swing by to see what the new clowns are up to."
- Jonas Wolverton (Class of 2002, Cirque Eloize in "Rain")

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Motivational/clownmeat.jpg)
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: bijou on September 25, 2008, 02:06:18 PM
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/Fall20Asleep20Clowns.jpg)

 :lmao: Pushing the envelope, it's what the Lounge is for.

Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: asdf2231 on September 25, 2008, 02:31:01 PM
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/Fall20Asleep20Clowns.jpg)

 :lmao: Pushing the envelope, it's what the Lounge is for.



There's a line Babe!

Scaring decent hard working middle class white guys with nekkid metrosexual looking clowns is just MEAN!

Although you will win the set of steak knives and the years supply of Friskies if you dredge up a mutilated clown penis news story.

Consider it a challenge. :-)
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: debk on September 25, 2008, 02:37:00 PM
clowns give me the creeps....
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: bijou on September 25, 2008, 02:50:13 PM
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?


 :lmao: Pushing the envelope, it's what the Lounge is for.



There's a line Babe!

Scaring decent hard working middle class white guys with nekkid metrosexual looking clowns is just MEAN!

Although you will win the set of steak knives and the years supply of Friskies if you dredge up a mutilated clown penis news story.

Consider it a challenge. :-)
Will satire do?
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Idaho puzzled by clown mutilations

Local and state police in Idaho are investigating the death of a professional clown who was found by a farmer on Friday.


The cow pasture in which the body of Binky the Clown was found. Ironically, Mr. Binky would often twist balloons into the shape of animals at children's parties. Photo courtesy of Adams County Sheriff Department
The body of Reginald Landon, better known as Binky the Clown, was discovered in a cow pasture by cattle farmer Tom Grady while he was tending his herd. It had been mutilated, ...
not safe for work (http://sirsatire.wordpress.com/2008/09/14/idaho-puzzled-by-clown-mutilations/)

Please don't click the link unless you want to revel in the description of a hideously mutilated clown. ;)
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2008, 08:26:53 PM
ALL CLOWNS ARE DOOMED AND CURSED BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A SIN TO PRAY FOR CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!! ALL CLOWNS ARE SODOMITE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!! GOD HATES CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO PRAY FOR CLOWNS!!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING PRAY THAT GOD WILL EXTERMINATE ALL CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS WILL FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! ALL CLOWNS WILL BURN IN HELL ALONG SIDE WITH BUNNIES, SQUIRRELS, SEAGULLS, AND GYRFALCONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :bird:  :redbird: :angryvillagers: :foff:
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: Lord Undies on September 25, 2008, 08:38:27 PM
clowns give me the creeps....

If you are nice to them they will let you squeeze their horn.
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2008, 08:43:44 PM
clowns give me the creeps....

Me, too.

Didn't like them when I was a kid and I certainly don't like them now.
Title: Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
Post by: debk on September 25, 2008, 11:16:52 PM
clowns give me the creeps....

Me, too.

Didn't like them when I was a kid and I certainly don't like them now.



Me neither.....