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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Wretched Excess on September 24, 2008, 09:50:35 PM
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Blackhatjack (1000+ posts)Wed Sep-24-08 09:04 PM
Original message
National Enquirer Front Page... "Sarah Palin Lover Revealed" ...LINK
Edited on Wed Sep-24-08 09:06 PM by Blackhatjack
edit to fix typo.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world...
"No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with husÂband Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson."
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"Palin has vehemently deÂnied cheating on her husÂband, and Hanson insisted to The NATIONAL ENQUIRER that he was never romantically inÂvolved with the 44-year-old Republican vice presidenÂtial candidate.
However, Hanson family insider, Jim Burdett, has gone on the record and passed a rigorous polygraph test, revealing deÂtails of the affair to The NATIONAL ENQUIRER in a world exclusive interview.
Burdett is a former brother-in-law of Hanson’s estranged wife Carolyn's brother, Craig Batton, and still speaks with many family members."
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7173703)
enough already (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-24-08 09:12 PM
Response to Original message
6. YES!
NAIL THE BITCH!
go for it, DU! you've got her now! :whatever:
could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
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Looks like Bhj is angling for the John Waters Trophy in disambiguation.
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
I just watched that movie Sunday. Still funny.
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
I just watched that movie Sunday. Still funny.
Lonestar: It's Spaceball 1.
Barf: They've gone to plaid!
Agreed -- it has staying power.
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
H5 for remembering a classic Spaceballs line.
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I just watched that movie Sunday. Still funny.
It got played here the other week.
I'd rather watch Ferris Bueller.
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could you get any more removed from the situation than being the "former brother-in-law of Hanson’s (the guy that allegedly had the affair with her) estranged wife Carolyn's brother"?
Sure, it could have been a cousin's best friend's baby sitter's younger brother. :wink:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
Also a classic. :wink:
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9. True, but they were right about Edwards
And to be reporting this about a VP nominee, you'd think they have scoop. It names multiple family members being involved.
I hope if true that it would get the press Edwards got, but Palin's views and cluelessness bother me a lot more.
actually, a they have a friend of a relative of a disgruntled former spouse's brother, or something along those lines. they don't have multiple anythings. and did edwards get any press? if he did, I don't remember it.
and if you didn't think that john edwards was the biggest, emptiest suit in the past 20 years, the you just never looked under the hood, dude.
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ChimpersMcSmirkers Donating Member Wed Sep-24-08 10:29 PM
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17. If true, this will put enormous stress on Mooseburger. She know she's going to
get busted for real eventually.
I wonder how he/she/it would know this? the hatred for Sarah Palin over at DU is clinical.
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Womens code to live by:--lie and deny until you die.......which, I guess, is alright as long as you aren't under oath.
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:ohnoes: :hyper: :whatever:
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I have to write this out to connect the dots - Palin to alleged paramour, to alleged paramour's estranged wife, to alleged paramour's estranged wife's brother, to alleged paramour's estranged wife's brother's wife, to alleged paramour's estranged wife's brother's wife's sister, to alleged paramour's estranged wife's brother's wife's sister's brother? Hell, I'm not even sure that's it.
And according to Gawker he's a broke ex-con.
He's the ex-con former brother-in-law of Brad Hanson's wife Carolyn's brother Craig Bratton, and boy is he a piece of work. Served three years in some unspecified clink for some sort of "theft," he filed for bankruptcy in 2001, he supposedly "turned his life around" and now "speaks regularly with family members"
http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2008/09/laugh-of-the-da.html
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These people are so pathetic! :lmao: They've got the Sexual Predator Hall of Fame in their party, and they're gonna pin Barrack's hopes on wheather or not Sarah Palin slept with some dude on the word of some dipshit she doesn't even know. :loser: :loser: :loser:
The only thing Sarah f**ked was Obama's campaign. :whatever:
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The DUmmies hate:
1. God
2. America
3. Ronald Reagan
4. George W. Bush
In the last eight years I think Bush has moved up to at least number 3 on the list, but it looks like Palin is getting close to the top of the charts.
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I think we could probably put Palin at #5. When she becomes veep she'll probably rate at least #2.
Cindie
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The DUmmies hate:
1. God
2. America
3. Ronald Reagan
4. George W. Bush
In the last eight years I think Bush has moved up to at least number 3 on the list, but it looks like Palin is getting close to the top of the charts.
You left out Darth Cheney and Teh Rove!
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I believe it when Palin has barred herself inside a bathroom until hotel security rescues her.
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The National Enquirer is fake, ****tards.
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The National Enquirer is fake, ****tards.
ah, but "they were right on edwards", scream the DUmmies. ironic to note that the first time the DUmmies admitted the truth of the edwards story was 10 seconds after they published this piece of filth about palin.