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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on September 24, 2008, 03:31:33 PM
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TomInTib(1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-24-08 04:25 PM
Original message
I stole $35.67 from a Republican yesterday.
Whenever we pass by this gas station in Larkspur, we almost always pull in and fill up because they have the lowest prices in S. Marin.
Yesterday afternoon, there were a few cars in line, but we pulled in, anyway.
There was a Range Rover in front of us with a McCain/Palin sticker (only the 2nd one I have seen in Marin).
The two cars at that particular island pulled away simultaneously and the Rover pulled up to the pump nearest us, leaving a space in front and us behind.
So this ditzy blonde got out of the car and pranced over to the pump, credit card held in her teeth (I am not making this up). Standing there, all blonde and confused, as if she had never seen a gas pump before -- head cocked to the side, jeans torn at the knee.
GF says, "Tom, get out and ask her to move to the pump in front."
Tom replied, "F**k it, tell her yourself because she's too f***ing dumb to get it".
Just as GF gets out of the car, Ditzy Blonde inserts credit card in the little slot on the pump.
GF asks her if she could move up a space so we could fill up, too. DB gets this blank look on her face and says something to the effect that she thought there was still a car there. Real Dumb.
So she prances (and I mean PRANCES) over to the driver's door, hops in and pulls forward.
We pull up and I insert card. Pump reads "Card Not Read". I figure what the hell, insert nozzle and, Lo and Behold, the pump works.
DB gets in her car as our pump clicks off and I get in our car.
Then DB hops out and goes into the convenience store part of the station. I am pissed, just sitting there for a few minutes. I tell GF that DB is probably confused by the selection of bottled water (they carry one brand in one size).
Sure as shit, DB prances out with a bottle of water, credit card still between teeth.
I look down at the little receipt that came out of the pump and the name printed on it was "Tamara" something.
$35.67.
I'm gonna frame it.
:bs: :mental: :mental: :bs:
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Typical. TiT admits publicly to Credit Card Abuse, a felony in most states. The again, he's probably just full o' shit.
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Well, I'm sure Tom needed it and hehe The Dumb Blond probably won't even miss it. That is the difference between being a dumb ass and a productive member of society.
KC
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Tom is so amazingly dishonest he is almost bullet proof in respect of his 'confessions' on the internet. He has the "right to remain silent, but not the ability". :-)
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
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In CA that is a FELONY
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Not since the early 90's.
I worked for one of the dispenser companies and we were ordered to get rid of all identifying information on the receipts.
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Yes, gas station receipts here routinely have the name of the user on it.
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Good catch. Mine only have the last 4 digits of my account number on them.
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Yup. Most of the gas pumps where I can swipe the card outside do that.
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In CA that is a FELONY
He even posted the woman's name who he stole from!
I just checked with my GF, and the woman's name is Tara Verkuir (in the interest of clarification).
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-24-08 04:41 PM
Response to Reply #5
24. I've got no morals.
The way I look at it, the Enemy is fair game.
The thread at the DUmp is growing like wildfire.
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spoony (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-24-08 04:42 PM
Response to Original message
25. Boy seems like this sort of thing happens to you, like, once a week or so.
Odd, that.
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cbayer DU Moderator(1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-24-08 04:51 PM
Response to Original message
49. Locking
We do not wish for our members to advocate breaking the law, now do we think it is in your best interest to advertise that you have done so.
Cheers,
cbayer
DU Moderator
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It is heartening to read that many, even most of the DUmmies disapprove of Tom's Tale.
That some of them consider theft to be justified or even applauded , so long as it's from someone that they disagree with politically or think is richer than their own self is very telling. I do note in passing that this second group is also the group that rants loudest about evil neocon republicans stealing from <insert minority group> .
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-24-08 04:36 PM
Response to Reply #4
10. All of them do, here.
Some places, you even have to enter your ZIP code.
I think the name thing might be a California deal, as I don't see it when we go to Tahoe.
I just checked with my GF, and the woman's name is Tara Verkuir (in the interest of clarification).
It's funny how all this security business goes, when I am able to maintain a Drivers License and Passport with a non-existent address.
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-24-08 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #35
48. I have admitted much worse. How about this one?
I have a California Drivers License and a US Passport with a non-existent address on both.
If you can't have some fun with Life, why get out of bed?
Oh My.
Admitting to a federal felony.
Smart.
Seriously the FBI and DHS will crawl up your ass with a microscope for that.
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-24-08 04:41 PM
Response to Reply #5
24. I've got no morals.
The way I look at it, the Enemy is fair game.
Anybody have any friends in Federal Law Enforcement?
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TomInTib (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-24-08 04:38 PM
Response to Reply #8
16. I see it as a gift.
I gave some of it back to a lady at the grocery store who was attempting to buy some cookies for her grand-daughter with food stamps
:whatever:
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-24-08 04:47 PM
Response to Reply #25
40. I never miss an opportunity.
But this one fell out of the sky.
Do you remember when I wrote "**** Me" on the Carlisle guy's leather bag in Vegas?
I love shit like that.
Keeps me from becoming too complacent and sedentary
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Yup. Most of the gas pumps where I can swipe the card outside do that.
Well no wonder I haven't seen them then. The coffee pots are kept inside around here so I pay for the gas inside while I'm at it. :cheersmate:
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What the hell?!?! I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a granite sandwich over some of the stunts he's pulled.
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If nobody send this info to the FBI or whoever needs to see it then we might as well be as guilty as he is.
You just want to see TiTty post his next whopper from the prison lie-bary. :rotf:
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Good catch. Mine only have the last 4 digits of my account number on them.
So does mine.
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I took some screen shots.
Maybe he can post another bouncy about how his girlfriend had him hauled away to the nuthatch after he got drunk again.
The Federal Government has NO sense of humor about falsified passports. Zero.
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I took some screen shots.
Maybe he can post another bouncy about how his girlfriend had him hauled away to the nuthatch after he got drunk again.
The Federal Government has NO sense of humor about falsified passports. Zero.
I got a shot of the woman's name. I don't think it is spelled correctly, but it is close.
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I took some screen shots.
Maybe he can post another bouncy about how his girlfriend had him hauled away to the nuthatch after he got drunk again.
The Federal Government has NO sense of humor about falsified passports. Zero.
I got a shot of the woman's name. I don't think it is spelled correctly, but it is close.
I got shots of all of his posts including the top post with the URL in plain view.
Since it's all made up anyway I highly doubt it's a real person's name.
But the Fed might be HIGHLY interested in a self proclaimed ex felon having a phony passport.
They might even pay him a visit at the knick nack shop for a chat.
WhiteGuyPI should really do the honors.
He was the one that tipped off the Tiburon PD and had him hauled in for his Sanity Check.
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He was the one that tipped off the Tiburon PD and had him hauled in for his Sanity Check.
WOAH! When did that happen?
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Yeah, whiteguyPI should do the "honors." :-) :evillaugh:
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He was the one that tipped off the Tiburon PD and had him hauled in for his Sanity Check.
WOAH! When did that happen?
After TommyTheIdiot was claiming that he "Owned" the Tiburon PD because they luvs him so much they let him off DUI charges because he let them shoot his ilegal full auto weapons and they had so much fun.
Shortly thereafter he posted a discombobulated tale of being hauled off to the hospital for a psych eval.
That was local.
Copping to a Federal offense is just about the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.
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TominTib gets busted in a knick knack shack. make for some precious memories :naughty:
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cbayer DU Moderator(1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-24-08 04:51 PM
Response to Original message
49. Locking
We do not wish for our members to advocate breaking the law, now do we think it is in your best interest to advertise that you have done so.
Cheers,
cbayer
DU Moderator
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SHIT! I was gonna post in that thread too! :banghead:
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I took some screen shots.
Maybe he can post another bouncy about how his girlfriend had him hauled away to the nuthatch after he got drunk again.
The Federal Government has NO sense of humor about falsified passports. Zero.
I got a shot of the woman's name. I don't think it is spelled correctly, but it is close.
I got shots of all of his posts including the top post with the URL in plain view.
Since it's all made up anyway I highly doubt it's a real person's name.
But the Fed might be HIGHLY interested in a self proclaimed ex felon having a phony passport.
They might even pay him a visit at the knick nack shop for a chat.
WhiteGuyPI should really do the honors.
He was the one that tipped off the Tiburon PD and had him hauled in for his Sanity Check.
I tried a few variations of the last name on anywho and there appear to be no public listings in CA.
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I took some screen shots.
Maybe he can post another bouncy about how his girlfriend had him hauled away to the nuthatch after he got drunk again.
The Federal Government has NO sense of humor about falsified passports. Zero.
I got a shot of the woman's name. I don't think it is spelled correctly, but it is close.
I got shots of all of his posts including the top post with the URL in plain view.
Since it's all made up anyway I highly doubt it's a real person's name.
But the Fed might be HIGHLY interested in a self proclaimed ex felon having a phony passport.
They might even pay him a visit at the knick nack shop for a chat.
WhiteGuyPI should really do the honors.
He was the one that tipped off the Tiburon PD and had him hauled in for his Sanity Check.
I tried a few variations of the last name on anywho and there appear to be no public listings in CA.
Google Tara Verkuil. Some Bay Area and NYC artist is the first hit.
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Now TiT is obviously a real man of genius.
<cue the Bud Lite Real Men of Genius ad>.
:hammer:
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If nobody send this info to the FBI or whoever needs to see it then we might as well be as guilty as he is.
You just want to see TiTty post his next whopper from the prison lie-bary. :rotf:
Yeah I can't wait to see what tales of brave daring do he'll ne posting from there.
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I didn't find anyone with that name in California, but there's a woman with a very similar name that's one of those artsy-fartsy types that Tom loves to love so much. Her resume seems to confirm the string of addresses I found.
Would be pretty funny if he stole from one of his own. Did he mention "his" new gallery in any of his posts?
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I wonder if anyone told Tommy Boy that a US Passport doesn't have your address on it. You would think someone that lies as much as he does could at least once in a while tell a somewhat believable one.
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I wonder if anyone told Tommy Boy that a US Passport doesn't have your address on it. You would think someone that lies as much as he does could at least once in a while tell a somewhat believable one.
There is a place (page 5 on mine) where the Bearer can put their address in (optional). The instructions strongly recommend doing it in pencil.
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I wonder if anyone told Tommy Boy that a US Passport doesn't have your address on it. You would think someone that lies as much as he does could at least once in a while tell a somewhat believable one.
No but the APPLICATION forms require one.
And providing a nonexistant address on a passport application is a serious no-no.
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I wonder if anyone told Tommy Boy that a US Passport doesn't have your address on it. You would think someone that lies as much as he does could at least once in a while tell a somewhat believable one.
No but the APPLICATION forms require one.
And providing a nonexistant address on a passport application is a serious no-no.
Very true. And yes there is a page to write in additional information, such as your address. Just pointing out that a passport doesn't come all filled out with an address like a driver's licence. I'm of the opinion Tom has never seen a passport up close. Although he may think he is really being a rebel by pencilling in a fake address into his passport.
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Shortly thereafter he posted a discombobulated tale of being hauled off to the hospital for a psych eval.
No, that was true. He really did go to the loony bin.
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Shortly thereafter he posted a discombobulated tale of being hauled off to the hospital for a psych eval.
No, that was true. He really did go to the loony bin.
So what idiot let him out?
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Shortly thereafter he posted a discombobulated tale of being hauled off to the hospital for a psych eval.
No, that was true. He really did go to the loony bin.
So what idiot let him out?
My guess is that the lying titty primitive was determined to be harmless, despite his mental instability.
I mean, any one of the cats here could scare the bejeesus out of the lying titty primitive.
Despite all of his tough talk, the lying titty primitive is just a weak shrivelled up hirsute old man, a lightweight.
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Google Tara Verkuil. Some Bay Area and NYC artist is the first hit.
A bay area artist with a McCain sticker? Now I'm sure Tom is posting bouncies just for our amusement.
And this:
TominTib gets busted in a knick knack shack. make for some precious memories :naughty:
is hilarious! :lmao:
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"Lowlife" doesn't even begin to scratch the surface when describing Tom.
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do not post the personal info of any DUer, or anyone else for that matter, in the forums.
thank you.
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do not post the personal info of any DUer, or anyone else for that matter, in the forums.
thank you.
President George W. Bush
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Depends. I've seen it with first/middle initial and last name sometimes, but never full first name. EVER.
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I wonder if anyone told Tommy Boy that a US Passport doesn't have your address on it. You would think someone that lies as much as he does could at least once in a while tell a somewhat believable one.
Oooooohhhh! Good catch! Of course, it does have a page where you can pencil in personal address info in case your passport ever gets lost, etc...
Which reminds me, I need to get my renewal going since my current one expires in a few months. How much are the renewals these days, anyway?
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All we really know about TiTtyboy is that he's an alcoholic gift shop clerk. We also know for certain that nearly every other word he has posted for the past several years is part of an imaginary life that he envisions through a haze of alcohol.
I would suggest that this last tale, about the theft of gasoline, is more likely to be true than any other post he's ever made. It is very easy to believe that a minimum wage alcoholic could be involved in the theft of $35. In fact, I'd be surprised if petty theft isn't part of his everyday life.
Everything else he has ever said is fabrication. That's so obvious, even some DUmmies can see it.
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Has anyone ever seen a credit card receipt with your name on the reciept ?
Nope! Just the last four digits of the card number. TiT is not only a fracking liar (big news there), he is also a prime example of why liberals are a moral drain on society and really belong in work camps and mental institutions.