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Title: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: asdf2231 on September 24, 2008, 11:34:48 AM
I love Bill O'Reilly but I damn near peed myself laughing at this!!!!!

[youtube=425,350]i8IP5rEVVJk[/youtube]

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: mamacags on September 24, 2008, 11:49:40 AM
 :lmao:  That was funny!
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: Chris_ on September 24, 2008, 01:16:03 PM
I have to assume that this is assembled footage, but it is funny as hell!!

BTW....I think O'reilly is an A**hole..........with a capital "A", and contributes little to the political discussion except his own self-agrandizement.....

doc
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: DixieBelle on September 24, 2008, 04:27:05 PM
LOL! How can someone have a head that large without anything in it? Brilliant!
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 25, 2008, 11:04:03 PM
I went off on someone while I was at Ft Sam.

Backstory: just some emo punk that went AWOL 4 times and as I was waiting to out-process he tried to follow me around like a puppy dog.

"What? You think just because you have a big head you're ****in' smart or something? It's too big to be a forehead, it has to be a ****in' five head. Has al qaeda threatened to fly planes into your forehead? I bet when your friends go out to play raquetball they take you...to use your forehead for the ****ing wall! You oughta wear of light up there to keep ships from hitting it in the fog. Sell it for ad space for Nike...Just Do It! You ****ing trailer livin', sister-pokin', tornado-dodgin', ass-scratchin', finger-snifferin', ****in' paint chip eatin' retard go play with a ****ing butterknife and a wall socket!"

One of the cadre was watching. He just sort of blinked and walked away.
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: rich_t on September 25, 2008, 11:08:36 PM
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BTW....I think O'reilly is an A**hole..........with a capital "A", and contributes little to the political discussion except his own self-agrandizement.....

Ditto.
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: asdf2231 on September 25, 2008, 11:09:25 PM
I went off on someone while I was at Ft Sam.

Backstory: just some emo punk that went AWOL 4 times and as I was waiting to out-process he tried to follow me around like a puppy dog.

"What? You think just because you have a big head you're ****in' smart or something? It's too big to be a forehead, it has to be a ****in' five head. Has al qaeda threatened to fly planes into your forehead? I bet when your friends go out to play raquetball they take you...to use your forehead for the ****ing wall! You oughta wear of light up there to keep ships from hitting it in the fog. Sell it for ad space for Nike...Just Do It! You ****ing trailer livin', sister-pokin', tornado-dodgin', ass-scratchin', finger-snifferin', ****in' paint chip eatin' retard go play with a ****ing butterknife and a wall socket!"

One of the cadre was watching. He just sort of blinked and walked away.

You oughta get a job writing greeting cards for Blue Mountain, Snugs. :-)
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: mamacags on September 26, 2008, 07:13:36 AM
I know!  That actually brought a tear to my eye from the beauty! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Troglodyte Homunculus
Post by: DixieBelle on September 26, 2008, 05:10:13 PM
OMG Snugs, I just snorted my dinner so far up my nose I'm going to be blowing ravioli boogers for a week!

Comedy Freakin' Gold man!