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Title: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2008, 07:08:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4053738

Oh my.

The shadowy primitive, the part-time taxi-cab driver in upstate New York; the primitive who lives in a drug-infested neighborhood and wants to get out--another primitive once invited the shadowy primitive to move in with him down in Arkansas, and the shadowy primitive couldn't remember where Arkansas was (the shadowy primitive thought Arkansas had a coastline)--the primitive who in late middle-age entertains delusions of literary grandeur.

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shadowknows69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:29 PM
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My wife's a baker and I have experience in communications
   
For anyone starting a compound/commune and accepting resumes.

Hmmm.

The shadowy primitive's experience in communications is chitchatting with passengers in the back seat.

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grannie4peace  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:31 PM
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2. i do believe small self sufficient communities is what the future requires

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Texas Explorer  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:32 PM
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3. I am a metal tradesman and I can weld.
   
I will take bread and trade for repairing plows and such.

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The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:32 PM
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4. I am good at reproducing
   
we always need a guy that can plant the seeds

Yeah, we all know how good the crooked tale primitive is, at reproducing.

The crooked tale primitive produced some sons, and then forgot all about them for nearly a decade.

And then when two of the three joined the military, the crooked tale primitive got all worried.

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asdjrocky  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:34 PM
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5. And I can grow just about anything that comes out of the ground.
   
And I can play the guitar. Count me in.

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shadowknows69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:36 PM
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7. My wife has a serious green thumb too
   
veggies wouldn't be a problem.

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asdjrocky  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:38 PM
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9. Cool, cool.
   
I'm not a bad cook either, I tell a mean joke and I like a good days work.

All kidding aside, if someone really did this, I'd be one of the first people there.

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Uben  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:38 PM
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8. I'm retired......
   
...I don't do squat, and I'm pretty much a self-indulging, narcissistic pig.

I guess I'm out.

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BrklynLiberal  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:38 PM
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10. Iam good with animals. I have computer experience. I am a fast learner.
   
I can cook. I am good mechanically.

Keep me in mind.

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Contrary1  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:38 PM
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11. "Some people say"
   
That I'm a terrific cook. Count me in too!

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BushDespiser12  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:40 PM
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15. I'm an excellent eater and love to play chess!

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fascistgroovething  (11 posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:39 PM
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12. I have lots of sea shells to trade

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knowbody0  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:40 PM
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14. i'm really good with small numbers

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MercutioATC  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:42 PM
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16. I'm an air traffic controller.
   
Hey! That'll be valuable if this commune declares sovereignty and has its own airspace!
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2008, 07:11:05 PM
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shadowknows69  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:29 PM
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My wife's a baker and I have experience in communications
   
For anyone starting a compound/commune and accepting resumes.

His experience in communication is limited to "Where ya going bub".
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Chris on September 21, 2008, 07:14:43 PM
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-21-08 07:30 PM
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1. Its a great idea.......
 as long as it has highspeed internet.

oh jeez  :lmao:
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Splashdown on September 21, 2008, 07:17:50 PM
Little do they know that VRWC Camp #66OH-442 will be lableled "The Commune."


 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Carl on September 21, 2008, 07:22:15 PM
You know,I would take my chances on a commune of CC folks long before I would any DUmmy infested one.

Somehow I don`t think sitting around rambling on over batcrap crazy conspiricy theories or wailing on about how unfair life is will cut it.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Lord Undies on September 21, 2008, 07:46:05 PM
They would all be dead in four months from diphtheria and typhoid.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2008, 07:47:47 PM
They would all be dead in four months from diphtheria and typhoid.

I'll furnish the land for the commune. :hyper:
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Texacon on September 21, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
I would love to see them do this.  20% of them, the 20% that ended up doing all the work so the others could survive, would be voting conservative the rest of their life .... IF they managed to survive at all.  They would all be trying to 'out disable' each other and nothing would get done would be my best guess though.

KC
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2008, 08:07:23 PM
I'm oftentimes reminded of a historical precedent, when reading about "communes."

The father of the 19th-century authoress Louisa May Alcott, founded a commune near Boston, the idea being to gather all the New England "intellectuals" together so they could intellectualize.

Which of course they did.

But while they were sitting around intellectualizing, Bronson Alcott's wife and daughters were stuck with trying to eke out food for the commune; they being women, and frail at that, the commune almost starved to death.

In a nutshell, that's pretty much the history of just about any "commune" experience.

Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Vagabond on September 21, 2008, 08:47:29 PM
I'ver got a rifle and a couple of  guns DUmmies.  I nominate myself to be overseer at your commune.
 :whatever: :stirpot: :bash:
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Lord Undies on September 21, 2008, 08:54:03 PM
I'm oftentimes reminded of a historical precedent, when reading about "communes."

The father of the 19th-century authoress Louisa May Alcott, founded a commune near Boston, the idea being to gather all the New England "intellectuals" together so they could intellectualize.

Which of course they did.

But while they were sitting around intellectualizing, Bronson Alcott's wife and daughters were stuck with trying to eke out food for the commune; they being women, and frail at that, the commune almost starved to death.

In a nutshell, that's pretty much the history of just about any "commune" experience.



We can't forget the socialists communal colonials who enjoyed the New World in the 17th century.   A more complete and total failure these shores have never seen again.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2008, 08:56:40 PM
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-21-08 07:30 PM
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1. Its a great idea.......
 as long as it has highspeed internet.

oh jeez  :lmao:

But, you know, it has to be that all organic, Green Internet, not that yechy resource consuming, radiation-broadcasting metal and wire Internet.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2008, 08:59:10 PM
Little do they know that VRWC Camp #66OH-442 will be lableled "The Commune."


 :evillaugh:

We'll have to swap a few names, but I think we can accommodate sk.  I'll send the request up-chain.  I just hope he can farm turnips...

Who says we don't have compassion?
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2008, 09:05:30 PM
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-21-08 07:30 PM
Response to Original message
1. Its a great idea.......
 as long as it has highspeed internet.

oh jeez  :lmao:

But, you know, it has to be that all organic, Green Internet, not that yechy resource consuming, radiation-broadcasting metal and wire Internet.

Right. It has to run on solar. Or, like the DUmp, on wind.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: jinxmchue on September 21, 2008, 09:27:30 PM
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The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-21-08 07:32 PM
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4. I am good at masturbating
   
we always need a guy that can spread the seeds

Fixed.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: jukin on September 21, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
You cannot, make this shit up.....merci DUchebags.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2008, 09:39:21 PM
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-21-08 07:30 PM
Response to Original message
1. Its a great idea.......
 as long as it has highspeed internet.

oh jeez  :lmao:

But, you know, it has to be that all organic, Green Internet, not that yechy resource consuming, radiation-broadcasting metal and wire Internet.

Right. It has to run on solar. Or, like the DUmp, on wind.

And use vines for wiring, like on Gilligan's Island.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 22, 2008, 04:35:44 AM
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-21-08 07:30 PM
Response to Original message
1. Its a great idea.......
 as long as it has highspeed internet.

oh jeez  :lmao:

But, you know, it has to be that all organic, Green Internet, not that yechy resource consuming, radiation-broadcasting metal and wire Internet.

Right. It has to run on solar. Or, like the DUmp, on wind.

Isn't that another way of saying "on methane?"
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: LC EFA on September 22, 2008, 05:43:49 AM
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OwnedByFerrets (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-21-08 07:30 PM
Response to Original message
1. Its a great idea.......
 as long as it has highspeed internet.

oh jeez  :lmao:

But, you know, it has to be that all organic, Green Internet, not that yechy resource consuming, radiation-broadcasting metal and wire Internet.

Right. It has to run on solar. Or, like the DUmp, on wind.

Isn't that another way of saying "on methane?"

Beans, Beans, The musical fruit.....
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Tucker on September 22, 2008, 06:33:31 AM
Wouldn't this commune be a great place to start a on-line, canned hunting farm? :innocent:
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: FlaGator on September 22, 2008, 07:12:55 AM
They would all be dead in four months from diphtheria and typhoid.

And a couple of overdoses.
Title: Re: shadowy primitive wants to start a commune
Post by: Lord Undies on September 22, 2008, 07:59:01 AM
They would all be dead in four months from diphtheria and typhoid.

And a couple of overdoses.

And suicides.  Don't forget the suicides.