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Title: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2008, 06:47:32 AM: Quote
Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Complain

PORTLAND, Ore. â€” Portland Police took a waterfront Lady Godiva down a notch this week.

Barely.

They were getting calls about a nude on-line skater whizzing past tourists and rush-hour commuters.

But you can do that in Oregon, where occasional nude bike rides draw police only for crowd control and shows featuring live sex acts are protected as free speech.

The skater, Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen, asked organizers for permission this summer to skate naked in the city of Ashland's Fourth of July parade. She didn't get it.

Police here told her to tone it down after construction workers complained.

You know you're ugly when....

MORE (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,425681,00.html)
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: jinxmchue on September 21, 2008, 07:46:10 AM: Either that or the construction workers are gay.
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: mamacags on September 21, 2008, 08:27:06 AM: :picsneeded:
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: bijou on September 21, 2008, 08:30:47 AM: Poor Gennifer, she must be wheely upset.
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: mamacags on September 21, 2008, 08:31:13 AM: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND HER MYSPACE!!!!!1 :bawl: :spork:

SPORK ALERT!!!!!SPORK ALERT!!! SPORK ALERT!!! SPORK ALERT!!!!! SPORK ALERT!!!!!!!

http://ca.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=42324232
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 21, 2008, 08:42:23 AM: Quote from: mamacags on September 21, 2008, 08:31:13 AM
OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND HER MYSPACE!!!!!1 :bawl: :spork:

SPORK ALERT!!!!!SPORK ALERT!!! SPORK ALERT!!! SPORK ALERT!!!!! SPORK ALERT!!!!!!!

http://ca.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=42324232
She has a man head on a female body!!! :o
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: NHSparky on September 21, 2008, 09:05:32 AM: (http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/AustinPowers_original-757410.jpg)

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: asdf2231 on September 21, 2008, 09:13:18 AM: Here's her WebPage!

http://earthfriendjen.com/Site/Welcome.html

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Welcome! My name is Jennifer Moss and folks call me Earth Friend Jen because I love Mother Earth and Everyone with all my heart & soul! We are all light beings and each of us has the power to enlighten existence, even if just by one degree. One degree of change is all thatâ€™s needed to transform a frozen mass of ice into a flowing ocean of healing water. We now realize that we have the power to transform the structure of water through our thoughts and words (check out www.EmotoProject.org and www.LightShift.org). We now realize that our world--our bodies, the Earth, and all life--is mostly water. Therefore, we now realize that we are Gods creating reality and that everything in our reality is a collective of thoughts materializing in our water world. Just like water, this conscious awakening is quickly melting the frozen mass of ignorance and darkness, creating a cosmic tidal wave of change. As more of us become aware of our POWER--that our thoughts create reality--the greater we affect ourselves and others, and the faster EVERYTHING CHANGES! I live by: Intent, Word, Action, Love, and Light. Truth+Love+Light=God=LIFE. Thank you for your interest! Please check out all the recommended books and information! Iâ€™m EarthFriendJen and we are The Happy Family! Love and Light is our birthright!

Power to the Peaceful!

:lmao: :cheersmate: :rotf:
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: asdf2231 on September 21, 2008, 09:16:20 AM: [youtube=425,350]eZOMo_CIAxU[/youtube]

Reminds me of the PeaceMoonBeam Chronicles.

And of course the LibTards on YouTube dig her!

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OregonDARRYL (3 months ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam She is fighting to join the 4th of July parade in Ashland, Oregon - topless. I don't have a problem with it, but many here do. So maybe she could simply pass out photos of dead Iraqi children to the spectators, so they can see there is something worse than seeing a live woman's body - and that is seeing dead children's bodies - after we have killed them in a paranoid reckless frenzy.

(On Edit)

Incidentally the last time I saw a nose like that it had a steel ring jammed through it and a Phillipino kid was towing it with a rope and beating it with a stick to get it to move off a road.
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers
Post by: jtyangel on September 21, 2008, 09:19:12 AM: more pics of her(not safe for work)

http://eqtvconnect.ning.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=1zlpe57al641s
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers
Post by: jtyangel on September 21, 2008, 09:25:56 AM: Quote from: asdf2231 on September 21, 2008, 09:13:18 AM
Here's her WebPage!

http://earthfriendjen.com/Site/Welcome.html

Quote
Welcome! My name is Jennifer Moss and folks call me Earth Friend Jen because I love Mother Earth and Everyone with all my heart & soul! We are all light beings and each of us has the power to enlighten existence, even if just by one degree. One degree of change is all thatâ€™s needed to transform a frozen mass of ice into a flowing ocean of healing water. We now realize that we have the power to transform the structure of water through our thoughts and words (check out www.EmotoProject.org and www.LightShift.org). We now realize that our world--our bodies, the Earth, and all life--is mostly water. Therefore, we now realize that we are Gods creating reality and that everything in our reality is a collective of thoughts materializing in our water world. Just like water, this conscious awakening is quickly melting the frozen mass of ignorance and darkness, creating a cosmic tidal wave of change. As more of us become aware of our POWER--that our thoughts create reality--the greater we affect ourselves and others, and the faster EVERYTHING CHANGES! I live by: Intent, Word, Action, Love, and Light. Truth+Love+Light=God=LIFE. Thank you for your interest! Please check out all the recommended books and information! Iâ€™m EarthFriendJen and we are The Happy Family! Love and Light is our birthright!

Power to the Peaceful!

:lmao: :cheersmate: :rotf:

Are you laughing at such..such..beauty in words? :bawl:

It's ok..so am I :lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: asdf2231 on September 21, 2008, 09:29:41 AM: Quote from: jtyangel on September 21, 2008, 09:19:12 AM
more pics of her(not safe for work)

http://eqtvconnect.ning.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=1zlpe57al641s

Two words.

Bikini.

Wax.

(On Edit)

Although I am starting to think that carrying a conch shell every where and blowing it to announce your presence could be a cool thing. ;)

(On further edit)

The pic of her standing in the giant tree vagina was a little much. I KNOW the Earth is my mama by why go stomp around in her pooter?
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: Randy on September 21, 2008, 09:39:05 AM: Butterface

Not to mention,

freak

:mental:
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers
Post by: Miss Mia on September 21, 2008, 11:39:39 AM: People that like to go around naked are mostly the people you never want to see naked.

That is all.
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: jinxmchue on September 21, 2008, 12:36:35 PM: Okay, I take it back. Those workers are all straight.
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 21, 2008, 06:31:46 PM: I thought Bush had fallen out of favor?
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers Comp
Post by: Bondai on September 22, 2008, 12:07:00 PM: Looks like she has Chewbacca in a leg lock......
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers
Post by: Wineslob on September 22, 2008, 02:32:54 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on September 21, 2008, 09:19:12 AM
more pics of her(not safe for work)

http://eqtvconnect.ning.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=1zlpe57al641s

Too bad that face is attached to that body....................real shame.
Title: Re: Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater 'Gennifer Moss' When Construction Workers
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 22, 2008, 05:03:26 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on September 22, 2008, 02:32:54 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on September 21, 2008, 09:19:12 AM
more pics of her(not safe for work)

http://eqtvconnect.ning.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=1zlpe57al641s

Too bad that face is attached to that body....................real shame.

Pint of double bead white lightning, 2 beer chasers and a few good plastic bags from a WAL-MART store and you'd be good-2-go. There was a time I could have done the deed without the aid of props....... :rotf: