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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on October 30, 2026, 10:26:51 AM
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edhopper (37,960 posts)
Trump dies; a joke
Trump dies and is buried at Mar A Lago. A man goes to the airport says, "I want to go and piss on Trump's grave."
The ticket agent says, "Okay, one flight to Los Angeles."
The man says, "Los Angeles? Trump is buried in Florida!"
The ticket agent says, "Yes, but Los Angeles is the back of the line."
Ba da dum.
KS Toronado (25,215 posts)
2. And I thought bank & grocery lines were long on payday.
3Hotdogs (16,276 posts)
3. The first two words of the thread - - - now that would tickle my scrotum more than any joke.
https://democraticunderground.com/100221593697
Bunch of children laughing stupid jokes
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Ignoring the sad attempt at humor....
KS Toronado (25,215 posts)
2. And I thought bank & grocery lines were long on payday
Where are you experiencing these long lines at grocery stores?
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Ignoring the sad attempt at humor....
Where are you experiencing these long lines at grocery stores?
At the service desk where the illegals are cashing their paychecks. Those lines should be much shorter now though...
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At the service desk where the illegals are cashing their paychecks. Those lines should be much shorter now though...
Oh. I mistook the meaning. I've never experienced the check-cashing line at the grocery store. Just one of the many cultural events I've missed by living in a red and rural county.
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Ignoring the sad attempt at humor....
Where are you experiencing these long lines at grocery stores?
At the place where cops jump out of the freezer section.