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Title: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: asdf2231 on September 19, 2008, 10:15:29 AM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-18-08 11:57 PM
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So somebody on faux snooze said McMoose had "tits," pugs assign the macaca dude to be their
minority outreach person, McMoose told another lie about "not listening" to Sat. night live, my ear has popped some popcorn from using cell phones for Obama for 3 hours straight with two smoke breaks, but are these things I heard today really how the pugs are going to win?
 


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BrklynLiberal  (1000+ posts)       Fri Sep-19-08 12:35 AM
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3. From your keyboard to whomever can make it happen...

 
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 01:01 AM
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4. Make what happen? Them win! Heh too ****ing funny! Only on a cheat!

 

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BrklynLiberal  (1000+ posts)       Fri Sep-19-08 01:33 AM
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6. I am not sure I understand your response..
 

I was saying that whatever power exists in the universe to help Obama win should hear your thoughts..


 
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 09:38 AM
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7. That's probably because I was too tired to be here, but came here anyway.
 Edited on Fri Sep-19-08 09:53 AM by lonestarnot
I have to have my daily dose of DU.  Sorry for the confussion and whatever I said it was something pro Obama and suck ass to McCain.
   
 
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: DixieBelle on September 19, 2008, 10:54:06 AM
That doesn't even sound right after I run it through the DUmbass to English translator.

Idjits.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: bijou on September 19, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
If that is representative of the quality of his phonebank work, McCain/Palin have an ally in lonestarnot.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 19, 2008, 11:24:19 AM
Son of a bitch probably blew another gasket after the great Washington Post/McCain prediction debacle never materialized.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: Tucker on September 19, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
That doesn't even sound right after I run it through the DUmbass to English translator.

Idjits.

Translate it for the rest of us. :bow:
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 19, 2008, 12:10:30 PM
DUmmy lonestarnot, just days after pulling off the biggest hoax against the DUmp since Fitzmas, still avoids criticism. Of course, it always helps to use the word "tits".
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: franksolich on September 19, 2008, 12:23:27 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I haven't come across that "breaking news" story that the lonestarnut promised us would break John McCain.

I wonder what's up with that.

This of course is one of my guidelines for observing the primitives: the primitives are not important enough, relevant enough, to be "in," to have "connections" with "sources," to have "inside information" about anybody or anything.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: Carl on September 19, 2008, 12:28:05 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I haven't come across that "breaking news" story that the lonestarnut promised us would break John McCain.

I wonder what's up with that.

This of course is one of my guidelines for observing the primitives: the primitives are not important enough, relevant enough, to be "in," to have "connections" with "sources," to have "inside information" about anybody or anything.

Somehow to work into that is the automatic "cover up" which is why they never have to deliver the goods they promise.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: franksolich on September 19, 2008, 12:32:22 PM
By the way, is the lonestarnut primitive a he or a she?

Anybody know?

To me, she sounds like a bubbly effervescent flippohead bimbo, but I've been wrong before.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: dutch508 on September 19, 2008, 12:33:25 PM
DUmmy lonestarnot, just days after pulling off the biggest hoax against the DUmp since Fitzmas, still avoids criticism. Of course, it always helps to use the "tits"  

Hello, Nurse!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: Tucker on September 19, 2008, 12:36:48 PM
By the way, is the lonestarnut primitive a he or a she?

Anybody know?

To me, she sounds like a bubbly effervescent flippohead bimbo, but I've been wrong before.

It's a she. remember the incident with her and her mother in the bar in Scottsdale? Her mother was baby sitting a guide dog. They went into a bar and the bar refused service because of the dog. She started a rant in the bar stating she was going to sue and take over the bar and fire everyone.

Nothing more was mentioned on the issue.
Title: Re: Lonestarnot shows why you shouldn't hit the pipe before posting...
Post by: franksolich on September 19, 2008, 12:41:01 PM
It's a she. remember the incident with her and her mother in the bar in Scottsdale? Her mother was baby sitting a guide dog. They went into a bar and the bar refused service because of the dog. She started a rant in the bar stating she was going to sue and take over the bar and fire everyone.

Nothing more was mentioned on the issue.

It's a she; thanks, sir.

Sometimes it's hard to keep them all straight.

I still wonder what's up with that big story she promised.....weeks ago.