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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: tuolumnejim on September 19, 2008, 09:44:12 AM
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Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2531239020070726). :-)
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x76514)
conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
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Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2531239020070726). :-)
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x76514)
conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
Original message
This is wierd
For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
Animal uprising. Don't let them in. You'll end up being dog and cat food.
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
Original message
This is wierd
For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
Sounds like you made some real expansive promises about improved living standards while you were high last night, Ace.
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Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2531239020070726). :-)
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x76514)
conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
Original message
This is wierd
For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
Try bathing.
They probably think you have been dead for a week and are discussing who gets what portions.
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Go wash the peanut butter off your butt and maybe they will leave you alone.
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Seven dogs and four cats in a one bedroom efficiency apartment.
That's a clue to why DUmmies have a distinctive odor.
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Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2531239020070726). :-)
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x76514)
conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
Original message
This is wierd
For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
GROSS! That house must smell lovely! :whatever:
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I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
I hereby rename this primitive "The Doctor Dolittle primitive". What say you Frank?
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Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2531239020070726). :-)
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x76514)
conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
Original message
This is wierd
For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
Try bathing.
They probably think you have been dead for a week and are discussing who gets what portions.
Hahaha my thoughts exactly.
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I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
I hereby rename this primitive "The Doctor Dolittle primitive". What say you Frank?
That's better than any I was thinking of.
I'm always trying to think of creative names for primitives, when their real screen names are so lousy.
I just baptized this primitive the Dr. Doolittle primitive.