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Title: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: asdf2231 on September 19, 2008, 09:00:05 AM
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Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 19, 2008, 09:16:37 AM
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Boy does she look unhappy! :-) :lmao:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: asdf2231 on September 19, 2008, 09:20:08 AM
She also looks like she has herpes.

Which leads to a whole line of speculation on her beer sales that I will wisely avoid.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Chris_ on September 19, 2008, 09:25:17 AM
I remember this case -- she actually has a righteous argument.

The employees were told if they were first in sales or something like that, they would get a Toyota.  So, she busted her hump to win and then she was given this "toy yoda" instead.

I don't blame her for being pissed.  I would be, too.

There is a concept in the law called "promissory estoppel" which is very much on point here.
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 19, 2008, 09:26:49 AM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 19, 2008, 11:07:58 AM
Hey, if she saves the damned thing in the box and never opens it, in twenty years it may be worth five times what the Toyota could ever have netted.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: jtyangel on September 19, 2008, 11:23:13 AM
She also looks like she has herpes.

Which leads to a whole line of speculation on her beer sales that I will wisely avoid.  :uhsure:

Especially given that she's kind of the antithesis of the phrase 'hooters' :uhsure:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Chris_ on September 19, 2008, 11:28:25 AM
She also looks like she has herpes.

Which leads to a whole line of speculation on her beer sales that I will wisely avoid.  :uhsure:

Especially given that she's kind of the antithesis of the phrase 'hooters' :uhsure:
Heh, she probably looked like all the other girls after she sold all that beer.   :-)
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: NHSparky on September 19, 2008, 11:30:40 AM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: jtyangel on September 19, 2008, 11:32:34 AM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Chris_ on September 19, 2008, 11:35:28 AM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)
...or she's a "friend" of John Edwads.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: jtyangel on September 19, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)
...or she's a "friend" of John Edwads.   :uhsure:

As much as John Edwards may think he is all that, I hardly believe he could repopulate the earth all by his lonesome...even if the rest of the eart was a gaggle full of hooters waitresses... :-)
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: BEG on September 19, 2008, 11:44:51 AM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)

LOL Made me laugh.  H5 for you.   :-*
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Miss Mia on September 20, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)

:rofl:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Lanie on September 20, 2008, 08:44:44 PM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)

Looks to me like they failed.
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: jtyangel on September 20, 2008, 08:46:15 PM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)

Looks to me like they failed.

Someone else apparently doesn't have a sense of humor either. :uhsure: :tongue:
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Chris on September 20, 2008, 08:51:22 PM
Ooh!  Ooh!  I finally get to use this smiley:  :lastweek:

Hey, if she saves the damned thing in the box and never opens it, in twenty years it may be worth five times what the Toyota could ever have netted.

 :rotf:

touchè
Title: Re: Some people have NO sense of humor...
Post by: Miss Mia on September 20, 2008, 09:04:42 PM
Apparently Hooters has also relaxed their hiring practices. Where's the boobage? :-)

No kiddin--I was in one a while back and was served by...a PREGNANT Hooter's Girl.  Nothing quite as UN-sexy as a seven-month preggers gal in those tops and shorts.  Actually, the whole group felt bad for her, and left her a big tip. 

Ahh, she bore the consequence of having nice hooters.  :uhsure: :-)

Looks to me like they failed.

Someone else apparently doesn't have a sense of humor either. :uhsure: :tongue:


 :rotf: