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Title: DUmmies Compare Notes On Teaching Us
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 19, 2008, 12:01:14 AM
It is difficult to imagine a DUmmy "teaching" anyone anything, after all, they are DUmmies, but DUmmy Texas Explorer keeps trying. Everyone else is just so stupid:
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Texas Explorer  (1000+ posts)       Thu Sep-18-08 10:20 PM
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Why is it when you state a FACT, or point out a LIE...why is it wingnuts

just cannot get it? I've noticed when I try to teach one of these idiots something or state a FACT, the wingnut will over-talk me with their idiocy. Or, they will say 'Well there's nothing about that on Fox or on Hannity so until I hear it on the news, I don't believe it.' Or, they (my BIL, for instance) will say something stupid like 'How in the HELL do WE get stuck paying for all those idiots who bought houses they had no right to have? I don't have a house! I live in a ****ing apartment and barely making it because it all goes to some illegal alien mother ****ers and rip-off artists. Phil Gramm was right! We are a nation of whiners! What he was saying was 'Quit whining about your troubles and get up and DO something about it!' Or, they scream "Bill Clinton! Bill Clinton! It's HIS fault!

I literally catch myself sizing them up for a good choking.
 
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DUmmy MUAD_DIB offers some helpful advice on how to end up in an emergency room:
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MUAD_DIB  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-18-08 10:26 PM
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2. This is what I do...
If it doesn't get through the first ten times they are playing with you.
Just keep hammering the same question to them about 50 times.
Even if they don't get it you can still bludgeon them with it.
Is it effective? It sure makes them cry after a while.
Keep the question simple though so there is no wiggle room.

DUmmy MUAD_DIB is lucky he can type. Many people would have simply broken his arms and stomped his hands.

It is an illustration of this horrible economy to consider that people as intellectually superior as these DUmmies are, almost without exception, living in poverty, comparing notes on food co-ops, facing hunger but paying for their internet connection. Because of Bushitler McChimpysmirk, they must depend on minimum wage increases to improve their situation. And all the while, they are infinitely smarter than the tens of millions who are prospering. It just is not fair.
Title: Re: DUmmies Compare Notes On Teaching Us
Post by: USA4ME on September 19, 2008, 08:49:57 AM
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Texas Explorer
 
Why is it when you state a FACT, or point out a LIE...why is it wingnuts just cannot get it? I've noticed when I try to teach one of these idiots something or state a FACT, the wingnut will over-talk me with their idiocy.

IOW you try to tell them your version of the "facts," they refute it with evidence stating otherwise, and they're obviously the ones who can't be "taught" by someone as brillaint as you.

Texas Explorer, let me put it to you in terms that someone as simple-minded as you can understand:  If you truly had the facts and were as brilliant as you make yourself out to be, you'd be able to express yourself in ways that they wouldn't be able to refute you in any manner.  But alas, you have neither the facts nor the intelligence.

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