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Title: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: bijou on September 18, 2008, 03:49:45 PM
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Phoebe Loosinhouse  (1000+ posts)       Thu Sep-18-08 02:14 PM
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I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama and save Democracy
 Advertisements [?]He can call Obama up right this minute and tell him he is assembling a huge class action product liability lawsuit against the makers of the electronic voting machines.

I have ALWAYS felt that the way to go after election fraud was to go after the product that allows the election fraud. These machines are insecure and vulnerable to being hacked. In short, they are not what they pretend to be and they do not work in the secure manner they are supposed to.

This is right up Edwards alley. This is what the man did to great acclaim for years. This can assuage the loss that was really a victory that was taken from him and John Kerry. He can help put Obama into the White House by doing this and if the guy saves Democracy, we can forget about his indiscretion. Even Elizabeth might forgive him.


 
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trueblue2007  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-18-08 02:16 PM
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1. Good idea....how do you send him an email. You should contact him
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4029829#4029842

That is a great idea, I hope it gets off the ground immediately.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 18, 2008, 03:52:55 PM
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Phoebe Loosinhouse  (1000+ posts)       Thu Sep-18-08 02:14 PM
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I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama and save Democracy

Yeah, me too. It consists of "distancing himself as far away from the campaign as possible".
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: asdf2231 on September 18, 2008, 03:56:02 PM
Edwards only shills when there is a chance of a huge contingency fee.

Besides which if we can control the voting machines and hide 900 floating dead bodies and a bio weapons lab under the noses of the national media in TX don't you think we could fix a jury?

Silly Liberals.
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: Lord Undies on September 18, 2008, 03:57:33 PM
Three weeks ago they were proposing a class action suit against John Edwards on behalf of all his campaign contributors.  The Little Goons need to get a little box and start keeping their insanity on alphabetized 3x5 index cards so they can try to stay consistent.  
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: franksolich on September 18, 2008, 03:57:57 PM
DUmmies don't think much, do they?

Understatement of the year.
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2008, 04:01:40 PM
There are certainly a lot of geniuses who don't know Jack Shit about the law or litigation offering up brilliant ideas on DU lately.  Even the dimmest, barely-graduated newbie paralegal could see any such case would be in class certification and discovery issues for about three years from the time it got filed, and to get a TRO on using the machines they would have to have rock-solid proof of systematic fraud right now, not just a bunch of CT speculation.
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: asdf2231 on September 18, 2008, 04:02:48 PM
There are certainly a lot of geniuses who don't know Jack Shit about the law or litigation offering up brilliant ideas on DU lately.  Even the dimmest, barely-graduated newbie paralegal could see any such case would be in class certification and discovery issues for about three years from the time it got filed, and to get a TRO on using the machines they would have to have rock-solid proof of systematic fraud right now, not just a bunch of CT speculation.

Maybe they could all get together and sue God for making them such losers.
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2008, 04:09:38 PM
There are certainly a lot of geniuses who don't know Jack Shit about the law or litigation offering up brilliant ideas on DU lately.  Even the dimmest, barely-graduated newbie paralegal could see any such case would be in class certification and discovery issues for about three years from the time it got filed, and to get a TRO on using the machines they would have to have rock-solid proof of systematic fraud right now, not just a bunch of CT speculation.

Maybe they could all get together and sue God for making them such losers.

I foresee some problems getting good service of process on that one.  Though proving the loser part sure wouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: comradebillyboy on September 18, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
John Edwards could redeem himself by employing the traditional Japanese practice of ritual seppuku. By publicly slitting his belly he could symbolically restore his lost honor and regain his dignity as a human being.  :loser:
Title: Re: I just thought of a way that Edwards could redeem himself, help Obama
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 18, 2008, 06:18:56 PM
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By publicly slitting his belly he could symbolically restore his lost honor
Yeah, he should spill his guts, but it won't work.
The Silky Pony is done. He will never recover.

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a huge class action product liability lawsuit against the makers of the electronic voting machines.
You can almost imagine the Pony before a jury, phony tears streaming down his face as he claims dead, lost votes have spoken to him from beyond the election. Those dead votes are only asking for justice, so future votes do not suffer the way they have.