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Title: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: franksolich on September 18, 2008, 03:39:24 PM
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Oh my.

Skins's island is teeming with works of literature.

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hisownpetard  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:29 PM
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I just got back from visiting my doctor, who told me that the patient before me - a very wealthy and very staunch Republican - was saying how crucial it is for Obama to be defeated in November.

As the reasons for his believing this, he regurgitated every freeze-dried Republican talking point that's already been debunked a hundred times or more. And at the end of his ignorant diatribe, he leaned closer to the doctor and stage-whispered: "There's no way we can let *that guy* sleep in the Lincoln bedroom!"

My doctor said that when he left the examining room, he went directly to his desk and (for the first time in his life) made a political contribution, writing out a check for $1000.00.

To Barack Obama.

Well, well.

Anybody in real life ever have a conversation with a physician where the physician has described another patient?

I know I haven't; I suspect it's not done, even on matters non-medical, because it violates their professional ethics.

Nice little tale, though.

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tblue  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:30 PM
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1. You just made my day! Thanks for letting us know!

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UncleTomsEvilBrother  (95 posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:33 PM
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3. Wow!
   
Thanks for posting that. I could only wish my doctor would do something like that.

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babylonsister  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:32 PM
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2. Rec'd for your sane doctor; thanks for sharing.

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Sequoia  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:33 PM
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4. Hey, if Obama became Preisdent Lincoln's ghost would go away.
   
And his soul would be at rest. I'd sure like to wake up John Wilkes Booth from his grave when Obama becomes President. Ole John W. Booth hated Lincoln for "freeing" the slaves. Futhermore, I'd like to see Obama's little girls, and Joe's little girl all jumping up and down on Lincoln's bed.
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: tuolumnejim on September 18, 2008, 03:41:46 PM
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Sequoia  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:33 PM
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4. Hey, if Obama became Preisdent Lincoln's ghost would go away.
   
And his soul would be at rest. I'd sure like to wake up John Wilkes Booth from his grave when Obama becomes President. Ole John W. Booth hated Lincoln for "freeing" the slaves. Futhermore,
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I'd like to see Obama's little girls, and Joe's little girl all jumping up and down on Lincoln's bed
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Can you say "Child molester".  :hammer:
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: thundley4 on September 18, 2008, 03:46:24 PM
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Sequoia  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 04:33 PM
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4. Hey, if Obama became Preisdent Lincoln's ghost would go away.
   
And his soul would be at rest. I'd sure like to wake up John Wilkes Booth from his grave when Obama becomes President. Ole John W. Booth hated Lincoln for "freeing" the slaves. Futhermore,
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I'd like to see Obama's little girls, and Joe's little girl all jumping up and down on Lincoln's bed
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Can you say "Child molester".  :hammer:
:rotf:
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: asdf2231 on September 18, 2008, 03:59:39 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/blog%20stuff%202/bongs%20and%20bouncies/bong00.gif)

Zero Bongs.

Any DUer worth their salt would have had the Doctor falsely tell the filthy rich racist Rethuglikin that he had cancer so that he could face the prospect of a horrifying disease in a land without socialized medicine.
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 18, 2008, 04:08:41 PM
"....and after having to listen to me rant and rave for 15 minutes, the doctor went to his office, and for the first time in his life, padded my bill a $100."

Fixed.
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2008, 04:58:49 PM
The doc was a psychiatrist who is used to hearing the delusional ramblings of his patients.
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 18, 2008, 07:32:20 PM
Nearly all very rich, staunchly Republican doctors are writing checks to the Obamessiah.
Nearly all very rich, staunchly Republican doctors are strong supporters of socialism.
And they gossip with patients about other patients.

Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: Miss Mia on September 18, 2008, 09:45:25 PM
Who talks politics with their doctor???

I've been going to the same GP since I was 10 and I never talk politics with him.  We talk about my health and basic work/life things. 
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: miskie on September 18, 2008, 10:05:00 PM
Never happened - violation of Privacy - damn near a HIPAA violation. no bong hits. not even a Scooby Snack.
Title: Re: hoisted petard primitive tells retarded tale
Post by: Freeper on September 19, 2008, 12:20:42 PM
These bouncy tales remind me of those musical movies and tv shows where people randomly break into song and dance only in this scenario people randomly break out in random political conversations.  :whatever: