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Title: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: CC27 on June 17, 2026, 07:17:46 AM
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Omaha Steve (110,465 posts)

I'm in a state of shock

I've known for a couple of weeks I'm up for an award for raising funds on the DU. It will be several months before they select a winner.

Now the shocker. I'm up for a national LABOR award. We will know by Labor Day IF I win or not.

Stay tuned. You will be the first friends I tell.

OS
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221309524

A labor award for a chicken wing eating contest with your fellow union members?  Good for you fat ass.
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: DefiantSix on June 17, 2026, 07:24:45 AM
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Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 17, 2026, 07:36:10 AM
He will break his arm patting himself on the back! :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 17, 2026, 08:00:54 AM
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I'm in a state of shock

Why? Did your wife's vibrator short out again?
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: SVPete on June 17, 2026, 08:10:04 AM
One of these?


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Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on June 17, 2026, 12:20:00 PM
What? Did someone confiscate your mini-tacos?
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: DefiantSix on June 17, 2026, 01:07:14 PM
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 17, 2026, 08:00:54 AM
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I'm in a state of shock
Why? Did your wife's vibrator short out again?

She's gonna beat him worse than Sparkly ever did StinkyTheClown when she finds out he's been pegging himself with it behind her back.

I guess it's a good thing ol' Steve is on death's door and won't be among the living much longer... :taps:
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: 67 Rover on June 17, 2026, 01:08:59 PM
Even folks on death row do not live as long as terminally ill patient Steve Dawes.  ::)
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 17, 2026, 07:02:53 PM
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I'm in a state of shock

Maybe someone saw the latest polls?
Title: Re: I'm in a state of shock
Post by: SVPete on June 17, 2026, 07:54:14 PM
Quote from: ADsOutburst on June 17, 2026, 07:02:53 PM
Maybe someone saw the latest polls?

Maybe he filled up with gasoline?