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Title: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: franksolich on September 18, 2008, 11:37:25 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7107883

Oh my.

The Bostonian Drunkard.

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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 12:12 PM
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BEST. LINE. EVER.   

"We've got one guy who doesn't know how many houses he owns saying the fundamentals are strong, and another guy who doesn't have the sense to rub two sticks together saying everything's going to be OK. So here we are."

- Howard, friend and co-worker of my girlfriend (who lived in the Castro when Harvey Milk got shot, and witnessed that whole subsequent deal go down), in a phone conversation not five minutes ago.

Yes, Howard is God.

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RichGirl  (953 posts) Thu Sep-18-08 12:14 PM
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1. Howard's an idiot.

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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 12:15 PM
Response to Reply #1

4. I've got your face.

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CatBO  (285 posts) Thu Sep-18-08 12:14 PM
Response to Original message

2. Oh it's good... but I might have one better...
   
Read down below how someone said that McCain taking Palin to the UN looks like it's "Take Your Daughter to work day."

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southpaw  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-18-08 12:14 PM
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3. Nicely summed up!

The above's the whole bonfire; the Bostonian Drunkard doesn't draw like he used to.
Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2008, 11:40:33 AM
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Read down below how someone said that McCain taking Palin to the UN looks like it's "Take Your Daughter to work day."

Well, I have to admit that one is a bit clever, unlike the normal stupidity and vitriol in the rest of the messages.
Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 18, 2008, 11:42:19 AM
Well, as for me, I'd rather have one that can't rub 2 sticks together leading us than one that wants to take us back to a standard of living that requires us to rub 2 sticks together.
Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: USA4ME on September 18, 2008, 12:33:57 PM
The words "Harvey Milk" and "go down" shouldn't be in the same post.   :puke:

(Yes, I broke my own rule for illustration purposes)

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Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 18, 2008, 12:37:32 PM
The words "Harvey Milk" and "go down" shouldn't be in the same post.   :puke:

(Yes, I broke my own rule for illustration purposes)

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Did Harvey....uh.....choke to death?
Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: USA4ME on September 18, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
Did Harvey....uh.....choke to death?

Harvey died of lead poisoning.

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Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: MrsSmith on September 18, 2008, 05:20:06 PM
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one guy who doesn't know how many houses he owns

This would be so much less pathetic if the houses belonged to John McCain.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 18, 2008, 07:44:14 PM
Wow!! Pitt has a girlfriend? There is still hope for stevenumbers!
The last romantic involvement we heard about was when Pitt tried to hook up with Kevin Spacey in one of his legendary, but boring, tales.
Of course, there was also that nasty business with the pubescent schoolgirls.
Title: Re: Bostonian.Drunkard.deifies.girlfriend's.pal.Howard
Post by: mamacags on September 19, 2008, 07:29:13 AM
He didn't say how old his girlfriend is.  She could be 12 for all we know.  Harvey could be her father, probably Billy's next door neighbor.