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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 01:40:09 PM
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Those from usmilnet who know me know that I/we have two parrots.
One of them, a Solomon Islands eclectus, has been feather-picking for 3 years now.
At the end of November, I drove from the middle of Missouri to Kankakee, IL, to visit an avian vet who -- legend has it -- does well with this kind of affliction.
Fast forward to today, more than six weeks later.
Problem is WORSE, not better, despite shelling out close to $500 for her "advice" and "holistic treatment protocol."
What a ****ing crock of shit.
I blasted her in a fax (because her office staff don't accept emails) and the bitch ****ing fired me!
:rotf: :mental: :lmao:
Talk about running and hiding from a problem! Sheesh!
(Details at eleven.)
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Is she a hippy vet? Does she have hairy legs and stuff? Can I have her number?
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Is she a hippy vet? Does she have hairy legs and stuff? Can I have her number?
You leave her the hell alone. She's MINE!
Uh....at least she USED to be.
Hairy legs? Dunno. Didn't get that far. Too busy throwing insults.....
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If you house the bird in a pyramid shaped cage the geometric energy will cure the problem. I thought everybody knew that.
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:yum: :yum:
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If you house the bird in a pyramid shaped cage the geometric energy will cure the problem. I thought everybody knew that.
and shine the white light in their direction! Can't forget the white light!
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The bunnies will eat it..........or give it to the puddle pirate, he always seems hungry
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If you house the bird in a pyramid shaped cage the geometric energy will cure the problem. I thought everybody knew that.
and shine the white light in their direction! Can't forget the white light!
Put a photocopy of your hand on the bottom of the bird cage. That's important too.
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You guys just don't understand! :argh:
I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!
:rotf: :lmao: :p
(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
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Would go great with a nice Chardonnay :yum:
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You guys just don't understand! :argh:
I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!
:rotf: :lmao: :p
(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.
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You guys just don't understand! :argh:
I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!
:rotf: :lmao: :p
(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.
maybe his birds wings are clipped and can't ply anymore.
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You guys just don't understand! :argh:
I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!
:rotf: :lmao: :p
(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.
Who said the problem is itching? I don't recall saying that. Jack! Did I say that my bird's skin itches? :whatever:
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:clueless: it might've caught something from you el quapo
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:clueless: it might've caught something from you el quapo
Can birds get that? :o
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You guys just don't understand! :argh:
I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!
:rotf: :lmao: :p
(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.
Who said the problem is itching? I don't recall saying that. Jack! Did I say that my bird's skin itches? :whatever:
You named your dick 'bird'?
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You guys just don't understand! :argh:
I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!
:rotf: :lmao: :p
(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
Well there's your problem. You took your bird to a vet that neuters dogs.
You should have taken your bird to a vet that neuters birds.
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You named your dick 'bird'?
no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered
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:rotf:
I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
Jack! WTF does that mean?
Birds and dicks. Jeez-oh-pete, you guys don't quite get it.
Birds are dames. In England, at least. Dicks are Richards, also in England. But they can be here in the States, Australia, even Germany!
None of that has anything to do with my eclectus!
Now! Go look that one up!
:rotf: :lmao: :tongue:
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dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?
I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
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dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?
I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
This thread has gone fowl. :uhsure:
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It started out that way...Euph did it
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dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?
I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
This thread has gone fowl. :uhsure:
What do you expect from the band geek :-)
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dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?
I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
This thread has gone fowl. :uhsure:
What do you expect from the band geek :-)
Warbling???
:-)
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You named your dick 'bird'?
no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered
Damn! Now I'm really confused.
So did his vet give him the bird or did his vet give dick the bird?!?!
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:rotf:
None of that has anything to do with my eclectus!
Now! Go look that one up!
:rotf: :lmao: :tongue:
Ok, now I understand - you need to see a gynecologist. :-)
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You named your dick 'bird'?
no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered
Damn! Now I'm really confused.
So did his vet give him the bird or did his vet give dick the bird?!?!
It does get hard to keep it straight....I think the vet gave the dame bird the dick which is how Euph got eclectus.
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You named your dick 'bird'?
no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered
Damn! Now I'm really confused.
So did his vet give him the bird or did his vet give dick the bird?!?!
It does get hard to keep it straight....I think the vet gave the dame bird the dick which is how Euph got eclectus.
Doesn't that cause warts if left untreated?
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Euph calls them joy bumps
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You named your dick 'bird'?
no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered
this thread is flippin hilarious..! :-)
keep it up.. :popcorn:
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Now Lauri, nobody made any mention of any flips.
It ain't my damn fault that Jack can't get his eclectus straight.
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Now Lauri, nobody made any mention of any flips.
It ain't my damn fault that Jack can't get his eclectus straight.
Two words:
Avian Viagra.
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Now Lauri, nobody made any mention of any flips.
It ain't my damn fault that Jack can't get his eclectus straight.
Two words:
Avian Viagra.
It comes in an egg-shaped pill.
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Okay, I'm totally lost. How does your veterinarian "fire" you? You mean dropped you as a client? :confused:
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Okay, I'm totally lost. How does your veterinarian "fire" you? You mean dropped you as a client? :confused:
Yep, that's exactly right. She cut and ran (meaning she sent back vet records of my parrot and took me off her consulting list) when I faxed her complaining about how ineffective her "protocol" was toward treating my bird's condition.
She's got skin thinner than that of my parrot, and took my comments as an indictment of her as a vet (which it was), and decided the best way to deal with me was NOT to deal with me.
Oohhhh, you should've read my response to that. Priceless.....
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