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Title: A brief Iran rant for DU lurkers
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 22, 2026, 09:44:54 AM
I hope my fellow Cavers don’t mind, but this doesn’t have to do with a specific post from DUmbassistan. I just feel the need to vent just a little on this warm Friday because I’m really tired of the Trump/America haters calling the attack on Iran “unprovoked”. The people saying so are either so stupid that I’m surprised that they are able to breathe without instructions OR are simply extremely dishonest.

Let me tell you DUmbassistan lurkers a story…
You have a fairly nice house. You have some fairly nice stuff; however, you realize that you don’t have room for all of your stuff in your house. Since, for whatever reason, you don’t want to get rid of the stuff, you lease/rent a storage unit in town to store the excess stuff. Now one day, you have a friend or family member at your storage unit doing some work when a gang of thugs attack. The gang of thugs destroy your storage unit and all of your belongings inside of it. In addition to that, the gang captures your friend (or family member) and refuses to release them. Granted, they finally release the friend (or family member), but the gang of thugs constantly call for your death and destruction. Then, for the next 47 years, the gang of thugs constantly either attack and kill (or pay someone to attack and kill) your friends and family. The entire time calling for your death and destruction. If you finally grew some testicles and decided to do something about it, would you be doing it “unprovoked”? Or would it depend on the party letter behind your name?
Title: Re: A brief Iran rant for DU lurkers
Post by: CC27 on May 22, 2026, 10:16:42 AM
I hope my fellow Cavers don’t mind, but this doesn’t have to do with a specific post from DUmbassistan. I just feel the need to vent just a little on this warm Friday because I’m really tired of the Trump/America haters calling the attack on Iran “unprovoked”. The people saying so are either so stupid that I’m surprised that they are able to breathe without instructions OR are simply extremely dishonest.

Let me tell you DUmbassistan lurkers a story…
You have a fairly nice house. You have some fairly nice stuff; however, you realize that you don’t have room for all of your stuff in your house. Since, for whatever reason, you don’t want to get rid of the stuff, you lease/rent a storage unit in town to store the excess stuff. Now one day, you have a friend or family member at your storage unit doing some work when a gang of thugs attack. The gang of thugs destroy your storage unit and all of your belongings inside of it. In addition to that, the gang captures your friend (or family member) and refuses to release them. Granted, they finally release the friend (or family member), but the gang of thugs constantly call for your death and destruction. Then, for the next 47 years, the gang of thugs constantly either attack and kill (or pay someone to attack and kill) your friends and family. The entire time calling for your death and destruction. If you finally grew some testicles and decided to do something about it, would you be doing it “unprovoked”? Or would it depend on the party letter behind your name?

BRAVO HIGH FIVE
Title: Re: A brief Iran rant for DU lurkers
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2026, 10:53:17 AM
 :hi5:

Of course, realities such as history are Reich-Wing.
Title: Re: A brief Iran rant for DU lurkers
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 22, 2026, 12:21:42 PM
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If you finally grew some testicles and decided to do something about it, would you be doing it “unprovoked”? Or would it depend on the party letter behind your name?

If you are a true died in the wall liberal bleeding heart you would just give all the stuff to that gang and say I feel sorry for you guys because you had a rough time growing up :thatsright: :mental: