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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BamaMoose on May 10, 2026, 04:51:58 AM

Title: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: BamaMoose on May 10, 2026, 04:51:58 AM
A DUmmy has an amazing idea on how health research funding should be allocated:

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Matthew28 (1,882 posts)

We need a major science project(suggest for our transgender friends)
We need a major science project and may I suggest male pregnancy through womb transplant? You know for decades our transgender women friends have dreamed of the day that they can carry babies.

The republicans have a.i and robotics
We can have the goal of developing the womb transplant tech for the bio-male body.

1. Transplant the womb into a transgender women or bio-male body
2. Implant egg and sperm
3. watch it grow for 9 months
4. Go to the doctor for a c-section

It would make republicans go atomic but would make a lot of people happy and get to live their dream.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10519299/ (https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10519299/)

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-a-transgender-woman-could-get-pregnant/ (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-a-transgender-woman-could-get-pregnant/)

https://experts.arizona.edu/en/publications/trans-women-as-pregnant-women-a-story-of-two-technologies/ (https://experts.arizona.edu/en/publications/trans-women-as-pregnant-women-a-story-of-two-technologies/)


I think the next president needs to fight for full rights for transgender people and fund this science! Let the republicans stew and rage!

And then he replies to himself:

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Matthew28 (1,882 posts)
4. I think it should be for all.

Be you trans, gay, Autistic or just want more kids.

Here is a future concept
1. Go take a blood draw so the doctor can use the bioprinter(future tech!) to print your womb out based on your dna. This is good for being accepted in your body unlike a womb from someone else.
2. Insert into your body. Sure, doctors and research sciencist will have to figure this out but I believe it is extremely possible.
3. Make an egg based on your dna or get a donor and use your sperm. Insert into womb.
4. Wait 9 months as the baby grows
5. Have a c-section

This would allow for men to have families and have the ability to produce as many children as they wish.

Maybe one day we could use genetic editing or gene therapy to make it possible for all males to grow wombs which would allow for this without surgery and placement of a womb.

And then he replies to himself again:

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Matthew28 (1,882 posts)
5. Time to make it a reality

If some men had the ability to do this it would solve some serious problems in our society...Something to think about.

What serious problem in our society would be solved by implanting uteruses in men?  I'm drawing a blank on that one.  But I think the Dems should make this one of their major platform talking points in the next Presidential Election.  I suggest they pitch it as having no impact on the budget by the reallocation of funds from cancer and heart disease research.  It's sure to win over voters.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221221974 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221221974)
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 10, 2026, 07:00:58 AM
I have a better idea, get the mentally ill transgenders the mental health treatment that they really need. :thatsright:

I think you are sick in the head! :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:

Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: 67 Rover on May 10, 2026, 07:32:26 AM
They could have saved time and money on the study below and just asked me.  :mad:

It's also a byproduct of the rich and celebrity narcissism's need for attention. Tranny kids are nothing but fashion accessory's for these vapid people.

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The Finnish study shows that children who are distressed about their gender have significantly higher rates of psychological problems than in the general population, both before (46 per cent versus 15 per cent) and around two years after referral (62 per cent versus 15 per cent). In other words, struggles with the process of transitioning from one gender identity to another do not cause mental illness; instead, children with underlying mental health issues are more likely to see themselves as ‘born in the wrong body’.

Crucially, this study also shows that a child or young adult’s psychiatric needs do not subside after medical gender reassignment. This means that affirming a child’s delusions about their sex and allowing them to medically transition does nothing to alleviate their mental health difficulties. In fact, the researchers found that in adolescents who underwent medical gender reassignment, rates of mental illness actually increased markedly – from around 10 to 60 per cent in those undergoing ‘feminising gender reassignment’, or boys who wanted to become girls, and from roughly 20 per cent to 55 per cent among girls who underwent masculinising procedures.

https://archive.is/cSXv3

Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: ADsOutburst on May 10, 2026, 09:20:49 AM
Aha! So this is how leftists will reverse their reproductive decline! :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: SVPete on May 10, 2026, 09:22:34 AM
Somebody laced their :stoner: with acid AND 'shrooms! :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 10, 2026, 09:40:05 AM
They claim to be the party of compassion, but they support and encourage unneeded surgeries. I think that I’ve used this example before, but I’m going to use it again for all of the DU lurkers...

Let’s say that you’re on top of a skyscraper (or a tower or whatever) sightseeing and you encounter a friend that you haven’t spoken with in awhile. When you ask how he’s been doing, he informs you that he now identifies as an airplane and is going to use the sightseeing spot as a take-off point to hop off of and fly to Las Vegas. When your friend moves to the edge to make his “take-off” are you going to say “well, bring me a T-shirt when you come back” or are you going to stop him from jumping off of that high spot and falling to his death?

Now, I realize that all of the brainless DU lemmings will screech that my situation is (D)ifferent than a man identifying as a woman, but what is different about it? In both cases, a person, who is most likely suffering from a mental illness, is pretending to be something that there is no way possible for him to actually be in real life.
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 10, 2026, 02:34:50 PM
He really thinks human anatomy is like LEGO blocks.
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: DUmpDiver on May 11, 2026, 12:14:37 AM
The DNC needs to make this a top priority for all 2028 POTUS candidates.
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: enslaved1 on May 11, 2026, 09:06:29 AM
Last I knew, IVF still is only successful  part of the time.  While I believe "improvements" have been made so doctors aren't depositing a dozen or so fertilized eggs in hopes of one or two attaching to the uterus (which is how we got the infamous octomom when more were successful than expected) it's still not 100% in a prepared, natural uterus.  What exactly does this crackhead really think the success rate will be in a 3D printed unnatural uterus, especially if that one is built from male DNA that is saying "I don't make one of these"?

On top of that, don't moonbats believe humans are evil and destroying the world and overpopulating the world?  Why would they be spending money, time and research equipment to give more people the ability to reproduce?  Yes, I know the answer, moonbats aren't logical, and unable to see connections between their precious causes. 
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: DUmpDiver on May 12, 2026, 02:17:01 PM
We need more scientific research to figure out how to turn beta male progressives into real men.
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: DefiantSix on May 12, 2026, 03:01:06 PM
We need more scientific research to figure out how to turn beta male progressives into real men.

I'm told - by a certain super genius who wishes to remain anonymous - that tying them to a gigantic bottle rocket (Acme stock number: RKT-359171H) and lighting the fuse is certain to do the trick...

(https://media.tenor.com/HYmSyfEqbnoAAAAM/wiley-coyote.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 12, 2026, 03:35:15 PM
It would be simpler and far more effective to make mental institutions great again.
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: Karin on May 13, 2026, 11:27:15 AM
Sounds like Sci-Fi horror.  Like the Human Centipede.  Freaks.
Title: Re: DUmmies and Their Priorities
Post by: SVPete on May 13, 2026, 12:46:41 PM
Sounds like Sci-Fi horror.  Like the Human Centipede.  Freaks.

Island of Doctor Moreau 2.0.