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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 18, 2008, 10:38:10 AM
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SOUTH BEND – A 20-year-old man told police he was stabbed by his younger brother Sunday night after a fight broke out over a Hot Pocket.
St. Joseph County police were called to an apartment in the 3600 block of Generations Drive just after 7 p.m. Sunday, where they found a man bleeding from a cut on his side.
Although the man was initially uncooperative with police, he admitted that he got into a fight with his 18-year-old brother over the microwave sandwich.
The victim told police the two began fighting over who got to eat the Hot Pocket, pushing and grappling with each other into a hallway. He said his younger brother then grabbed a steak knife off the kitchen counter and stabbed at his brother, cutting him on his left side.
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link (http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/28554039.html)
So, how tasty are Hot Pockets? Tasty enough to stab a relative? :o
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SOUTH BEND – A 20-year-old man told police he was stabbed by his younger brother Sunday night after a fight broke out over a Hot Pocket.
St. Joseph County police were called to an apartment in the 3600 block of Generations Drive just after 7 p.m. Sunday, where they found a man bleeding from a cut on his side.
Although the man was initially uncooperative with police, he admitted that he got into a fight with his 18-year-old brother over the microwave sandwich.
The victim told police the two began fighting over who got to eat the Hot Pocket, pushing and grappling with each other into a hallway. He said his younger brother then grabbed a steak knife off the kitchen counter and stabbed at his brother, cutting him on his left side.
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link (http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/28554039.html)
So, how tasty are Hot Pockets? Tasty enough to stab a relative? :o
They ain't good enough to even yell at your dog for if he steals it. The ham and cheese one is okay, the others... blech.
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SOUTH BEND – A 20-year-old man told police he was stabbed by his younger brother Sunday night after a fight broke out over a Hot Pocket.
St. Joseph County police were called to an apartment in the 3600 block of Generations Drive just after 7 p.m. Sunday, where they found a man bleeding from a cut on his side.
Although the man was initially uncooperative with police, he admitted that he got into a fight with his 18-year-old brother over the microwave sandwich.
The victim told police the two began fighting over who got to eat the Hot Pocket, pushing and grappling with each other into a hallway. He said his younger brother then grabbed a steak knife off the kitchen counter and stabbed at his brother, cutting him on his left side.
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link (http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/28554039.html)
So, how tasty are Hot Pockets? Tasty enough to stab a relative? :o
They ain't good enough to even yell at your dog for if he steals it. The ham and cheese one is okay, the others... blech.
Maybe they were fighting over who had to eat the last one.
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I wonder if they did a blood test on these guys to see how much THC they had in their system. You gotta have a mad case of munchies to stab someone over a hot pocket.
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This story just gives Jim Gaffigan more joke material. I just saw him on Saturday at Dodge Theater in Phoenix. He does 20 minutes of Hot Pocket jokes. It's hilarious. :-)
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That's funny jen, I a glad we don't get Hot Pockets here now. :lmao:
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Makes ya wonder what they'd REALLY do for a Klondike Bar.
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Makes ya wonder what they'd REALLY do for a Klondike Bar.
:rotf: H5
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That's funny jen, I a glad we don't get Hot Pockets here now. :lmao:
They really are nasty. Certainly not worth bloodshed.
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I hate to admit this but my kids really love the breakfast ones.
I might as well just admit to the whole coolwhip thing here and now and find a doublewide to move into.
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I hate to admit this but my kids really love the breakfast ones.
I might as well just admit to the whole coolwhip thing here and now and find a doublewide to move into.
Don't forget the #8 decal for the back window of your busted down pickup truck. :uhsure: :-)
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That story reminds of the "Eat my pork, feel my fork" lady.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-485208/Woman-yelled-eat-pork-feel-fork-stabbed-partner-stole-chop.html
Some crazy people out there.
Although I will admit to threatening my dh's life when he ate the last piece of cheese from the fridge. I was pregnant. You don't ever eat the last piece of anything if a pregnant woman is in the house. :-)