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Title: I WON
Post by: Texacon on April 09, 2026, 12:37:55 PM
https://democraticunderground.com/100221160619


I'll give you 3 guesses on what this loser "won."

Naw, I'll just tell you.  We've just inherited another loser to pay for.  He's been trying to get disability ...


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I WON
Will add much more later, when I stop bawling.


KC
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: CC27 on April 09, 2026, 01:03:33 PM
I guess he asked the DUmp for help
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: SVPete on April 09, 2026, 01:11:35 PM
(S)He scored some Venezuelan coke?
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 09, 2026, 03:15:22 PM
Contracted monkeypox with a tranny? For leftists, I don't know what constitutes winning anymore.
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: 67 Rover on April 09, 2026, 06:50:44 PM
Won the SSDI lottery is my guess.
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: Airwolf on April 09, 2026, 11:06:09 PM
Well the last Powerball did go with around 200 million in the pot. After taxes they might end up with around 80-90 million upfront.
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: SVPete on April 10, 2026, 09:35:54 AM
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 09, 2026, 06:50:44 PM
Won the SSDI lottery is my guess.

Rightly or wrongly, "WON" refers to have been awarded Disability.
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: Texacon on April 10, 2026, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: CC27 on April 09, 2026, 01:03:33 PM
I guess he asked the DUmp for help


Oh yeah, he posts all over the lounge and has tagged them for several thousand dollars on his gofundme. I’m sure now that’s he’s ‘won’ he’ll be paying them back. I’m sure he’ll get a large back payment up front. I’m sure he’ll share the wealth … right?  Repay those who helped him?

KC
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: CC27 on April 10, 2026, 02:25:53 PM
Quote from: Texacon on April 10, 2026, 02:08:04 PM

Oh yeah, he posts all over the lounge and has tagged them for several thousand dollars on his gofundme. I’m sure now that’s he’s ‘won’ he’ll be paying them back. I’m sure he’ll get a large back payment up front. I’m sure he’ll share the wealth … right?  Repay those who helped him?

KC

DUmmies don't practice what they prech
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: 67 Rover on April 10, 2026, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: SVPete on April 10, 2026, 09:35:54 AM
Rightly or wrongly, "WON" refers to have been awarded Disability.

Let me guess again. PTSD right? :banghead:

Title: Re: I WON
Post by: Zathras on April 11, 2026, 01:04:23 AM
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JMCKUSICK (6,149 posts)

I WON

Incorrect. You're a DUchebag. You are a loser. You always have been a loser. You will always be a loser. You will never be a winner. As a DUchebag that is your lot in life.
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: SVPete on April 11, 2026, 07:14:29 AM
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 10, 2026, 03:22:44 PM
Let me guess again. PTSD right? :banghead:

Maybe Krebbs Syndrome? :-)
Title: Re: I WON
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on April 11, 2026, 07:19:56 AM
Quote from: SVPete on April 11, 2026, 07:14:29 AM
Maybe Krebbs Syndrome? :-)

Or maybe just crabs.

 :bolt: