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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Old n Grumpy on March 13, 2026, 11:27:37 AM

Title: Irans new supreme leader
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 13, 2026, 11:27:37 AM

Rummer has it that the new ayotola found out when he awoke from his coma was hopping mad!! :-) :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: Irans new supreme leader
Post by: SVPete on March 13, 2026, 11:34:05 AM

Rumors vary from claims he's "enjoying" his 36 Helen Thomases to he's been aptly nicknamed Assahola Stumpy.

Title: Re: Irans new supreme leader
Post by: Zathras on March 13, 2026, 11:16:40 PM

Being the "Supreme Leader" in Iran is just like being an Imperial Admiral under the command of Darth Vader.

Title: Re: Irans new supreme leader
Post by: DefiantSix on March 14, 2026, 01:01:34 AM

Quote from: Zathras on March 13, 2026, 11:16:40 PM

Being the "Supreme Leader" in Iran is just like being an Imperial Admiral under the command of Darth Vader.

Only Darth Vader was more forgiving...
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/2dc55bfe13801ce91da087adb86d803c/tumblr_oh46idPYvY1qcay23o5_540.gif)

Title: Re: Irans new supreme leader
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on March 14, 2026, 05:51:51 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/XsAdNCc.gif)

Title: Re: Irans new supreme leader
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 14, 2026, 07:19:56 AM

When he woke up and didn'y see his leg he was stumped! :lmao: