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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: MrsSmith on September 17, 2008, 08:53:21 PM
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Sarah Ibarruri (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-17-08 08:42 PM
Original message (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7101977)
Does she not look like she's playing with herself?
Advertisements [?]Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 08:52 PM by Sarah Ibarruri
If you agree, K & R this post.
I keep hearing from lots of women that there's something not quite right about the middle aged Sarah Palin, and of course there is a lot not quite right about her. There's her lack of knowledge, her attempting to bs her way through questions when she can't understand what the question is, there are the ethics investigations, the financial disasters she seems to leave behind, her disregard for crime victims, the mystery surrounding how a woman in labor first gives a speech then travels 8 hours or more via flights to Alaska allegedly to have a baby, the ethics investigations going on, and so much more. But no, that's not quite what people are referring to about Sarah Palin.
Women are finding her *slutty* (I've gotten several e-mails on that), and men are finding her *wonderfully, delightfully slutty,* and yet she's not showing any body parts! NOT A ONE! The woman's covered head to foot. Sure she's not exactly bad looking. She's had obviously had some face work done, crowned all her teeth, etc., but she does look pretty good for her age! And she is dressed completely and fully, showing no skin, and heck, she's even wearing GLASSES, which one might sometimes (wrongly) associate with an unsexual or asexual nature! So why are men and women (except for the evangelibots, Rove and the GOP) reacting this way towards her? I mean, there are good looking women in politics and *they* don't cause other women to be repulsed nor men to be behaving as if they had been injected with Viagra.
So there I was, trying to figure out what the heck people could possibly see in a fully-dressed, eyeglass-wearing middle aged female with some surgery, that could possibly cause people to see her as slut material. Then suddenly it hit me. Tina Fey gave me the answer.
If you remember in the SNL skit, when Tina Fey played the part of Sarah Palin, towards the end she went into a winking/kissing/lifting her skirt/flirting/touching herself/modeling for the audience thingie. I started looking up videos of Sarah Palin to see if any of that had any basis in fact. I even reviewed the one with Charles Gibbons (in which he looked clearly PISSED!)
And what did I find?
I found that Sarah Palin, whether talking to one person or an audience, if there are males, she does these things:
* Slides her hands up and down her thighs slightly lifting her skirt;
* Slides her hands along her neckline;
* Gently plays with her earlobe or earring;
* Turns her head coyly;
* Winks at people in the audience;
* Slides her hand down her arms;
* Tugs on the bottom of her skirt;
* Glances suggestively out of the corner of her eyes;
* Crosses her legs and slides her hand down her leg;
* Purses her lips as if she were waiting to be kissed;
* Uses a babyfied voice at times;
* Leans forward and uses the person's first name in a breathless voice;
* And much MUCH more!
The woman is clearly behaving as if she were feeling herself up and in desperate need of __ __ __.
If she were wearing a thong and working at The Body Shop strip joint she'd go unperceived because she'd fit in so well.
I've NEVER seen either a female politician, Republican or a Democrat, or any female touching and feeling up herself in front of an audience or even in public. Hadn't, that is, until this creature.
It's like the frikkin' Twilight Zone, only a rather puke-provoking one. Nasty female.
I do believe the Palin Derangement is actually worse than BDS, if that's even possible. :o
Just to double check, I went and watched the interview again. zip, zilch, nada...
I'm sure it would help them to lay off the 'shrooms sometimes. Really.
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I do believe the Palin Derangement is actually worse than BDS, if that's even possible. :o
I'm sure it would help them to lay off the 'shrooms sometimes. Really.
There's nothing meaner than a woman who's jealous of another woman. Things are going to get very ugly very fast.
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I certainly hope they keep up the crazy till election day.
I was too young to enjoy Reagan's landslide victory.
I'd kinda like to see that again now that I am old enough to appreciate it. :)
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I do believe the Palin Derangement is actually worse than BDS, if that's even possible. :o
I'm sure it would help them to lay off the 'shrooms sometimes. Really.
There's nothing meaner than a woman who's jealous of another woman. Things are going to get very ugly very fast.
And it continues to work in Palin's favor.
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I didn't watch Fey's little show, but I did see the highlight reel (with the sound off) at work. Typical Tina Fey-era SNL/30-Rock humor (as opposed to Conan O'Brien's stint during the Simpsons which was truly funny). The writers are the only ones laughing -- not because it's funny, but because they're so impressed with them own wit. I think they've been cooped up in the same room too long and enjoy the smell of their own farts.
I've known a few "writers" and "comedians". The worst ones are the ones that laugh the hardest at their own jokes.
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I'm tempted to pull a Shade and post my picture at the campfire and say "Don't hate me because I resemble Palin". (not that I really think I do but I am a conservative who uses soap and a hairbrush) :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:
*the other day, we were out shopping and I just happened to have my hair up and my glasses on. And, I was wearing a shirt my husband bought for me in Alaska. Totally accidental but a couple of people turned and looked at me. :evillaugh:
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I didn't watch Fey's little show, but I did see the highlight reel (with the sound off) at work. Typical Tina Fey-era SNL/30-Rock humor (as opposed to Conan O'Brien's stint during the Simpsons which was truly funny). The writers are the only ones laughing -- not because it's funny, but because they're so impressed with them own wit. I think they've been cooped up in the same room too long and enjoy the smell of their own farts.
I've known a few "writers" and "comedians". The worst ones are the ones that laugh the hardest at their own jokes.
Lighten up frances. That SNL skit was funny as all get out. :cheersmate:
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I didn't watch Fey's little show, but I did see the highlight reel (with the sound off) at work. Typical Tina Fey-era SNL/30-Rock humor (as opposed to Conan O'Brien's stint during the Simpsons which was truly funny). The writers are the only ones laughing -- not because it's funny, but because they're so impressed with them own wit. I think they've been cooped up in the same room too long and enjoy the smell of their own farts.
I've known a few "writers" and "comedians". The worst ones are the ones that laugh the hardest at their own jokes.
Lighten up frances. That SNL skit was funny as all get out. :cheersmate:
:rofl:
Sorry, I just think Tina Fey ruined SNL. Amy Poehler doesn't help. She should have stuck with the Upright Citizen's Brigade where she did fine as a supporting actor and someone else did the writing.
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I'm tempted to pull a Shade and post my picture at the campfire and say "Don't hate me because I resemble Palin". (not that I really think I do but I am a conservative who uses soap and a hairbrush) :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:
*the other day, we were out shopping and I just happened to have my hair up and my glasses on. And, I was wearing a shirt my husband bought for me in Alaska. Totally accidental but a couple of people turned and looked at me. :evillaugh:
I would have too. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/shy.gif)
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I even reviewed the one with Charles Gibbons
Who??
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I even reviewed the one with Charles Gibbons
Who??
Maybe he's related to that Eule Gibbons who used to run around eating pine trees and Grape Nuts.
Cindie
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Just in case someone's forgotten, or perhaps didn't even know this, the Sarah Ibarruri primitive is one who promised to leave the United States if George Bush was re-elected in 2004.
One wonders what's up with that, why the delay.
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Just in case someone's forgotten, or perhaps didn't even know this, the Sarah Ibarruri primitive is one who promised to leave the United States if George Bush was re-elected in 2004.
One wonders what's up with that, why the delay.
Coach, she just wants a second chance . . . :whatever: ::)
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One way or another, everything in a DUmmies life is rooted in sex. Maybe old Feurd, Fraud, .......what's his name????..... was right.
....uh......uh.....my penis is down the wrong leg of my pants. I need to readjust myself. What does that mean, DUmmies???
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One way or another, everything in a DUmmies life is rooted in sex. Maybe old Feurd, Fraud, .......what's his name????..... was right.
....uh......uh.....my penis is down the wrong leg of my pants. I need to readjust myself. What does that mean, DUmmies???
Maybe that they're jealous of you because you actually have one, and are male . . . ?
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Though it does figure in a favorite fantasy, I would hardly regard a good-looking woman fully dressed in professional office attire to be "Slutty." The word must mean something different over on Planet DU.
:naughty:
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ocelot (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-17-08 08:45 PM
Response to Original message
5. She reminds me of the Mean Girls in high school. You know, the popular, pretty cheerleader types who flirt with all the cute boys and are absolutely vicious toward the less popular kids. Kind of like the girls who were mean to Carrie. And we saw how that turned out.
polichick (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-17-08 08:46 PM
Response to Reply #5
9. Yep, McInsane is the H.S. bully and she's the mean girl.
DUmmies finally get to the real reason they don't like Palin.
Idjits.
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I bet Sarah Palin clears her dress when she sits down. What a tramp.
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I'm sorry, but I rather prefer to look at Gov. Palin than Hillary or Obama any day of the week. That's what pisses the womyn of DU off the most.
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I'm sorry, but I rather prefer to look at Gov. Palin than Hillary or Obama any day of the week. That's what pisses the womyn of DU off the most.
What also pisses the womyn off at DU is that they would rather look at Palin than Hillary or Obama, too!
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DUMMIES! I find mildly amusing that Palin has your panties in such a twist. At least those of you, male or ahhh......female that wear them. :lmao: