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Title: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: CC27 on February 22, 2026, 09:02:45 AM
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While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...

…the receptionist asked me how I was.

Fine, though I was watching the latest British news with some fascination. She gave me a crooked smile and said in a low voice, “Yeah, but nothing ever comes of it.”

I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

She completely understood.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221037173

I have no clue what this idiot is talking about
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2026, 09:22:33 AM
Scottish, you say...
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2026, 09:24:18 AM
Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...

Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 22, 2026, 09:28:05 AM
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2026, 09:40:52 AM
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: CC27 on February 22, 2026, 09:53:53 AM
Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...

Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.

High five
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 22, 2026, 09:56:12 AM


.....and then William Wallace jumped out of the bushes
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: DUmpDiver on February 22, 2026, 11:16:41 AM
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Islamifying the country as quickly as possible and jailing people for unwoke social media posts.