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Title: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: CC27 on February 22, 2026, 09:02:45 AM
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While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...

…the receptionist asked me how I was.

Fine, though I was watching the latest British news with some fascination. She gave me a crooked smile and said in a low voice, “Yeah, but nothing ever comes of it.”

I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

She completely understood.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221037173

I have no clue what this idiot is talking about
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 22, 2026, 09:22:33 AM
Scottish, you say...
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2026, 09:24:18 AM
Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...

Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 22, 2026, 09:28:05 AM
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2026, 09:40:52 AM
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: CC27 on February 22, 2026, 09:53:53 AM
Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...

Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.

High five
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 22, 2026, 09:56:12 AM


.....and then William Wallace jumped out of the bushes
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: DUmpDiver on February 22, 2026, 11:16:41 AM
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Islamifying the country as quickly as possible and jailing people for unwoke social media posts.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 22, 2026, 12:59:03 PM
Was the doctors name Doctor Williethegroundskeeper?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: FlaGator on February 22, 2026, 01:56:45 PM
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3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Another number pulled out of a DUer's nether regions. Over half of Americans voted for Trump, and more than half are happy with the way things are going.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: 67 Rover on February 22, 2026, 03:44:48 PM
 If it's not scottish it's crap!   :-)
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 22, 2026, 04:16:30 PM
I have no clue what this idiot is talking about

nrither does he!! :thatsright: :lmao: :loser:
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 22, 2026, 04:19:32 PM
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?


Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?

That's definitly some nasty stuff :thatsright:
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 22, 2026, 04:35:51 PM
Another number pulled out of a DUer's nether regions. Over half of Americans voted for Trump, and more than half are happy with the way things are going.

Of course. We don't need the Brits to 'save' us from election security, immigration control, and all that stuff.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: DefiantSix on February 22, 2026, 04:42:19 PM
Another number pulled out of a DUer's nether regions. Over half of Americans voted for Trump, and more than half are happy with the way things are going.

DUmp'Rats - and Dim'Rats, let's face it - are cookie cutter remakes of the Bolsheviks (Russian word that means "majority") of early last century. Both claim to be the majority of the population, while in reality both are just a loud, violent MINORITY of about 20% - 25% at best.

#Dim'RatsLie. #AllTheTimeDim'RatsLie.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: Airwolf on February 22, 2026, 04:56:24 PM
I have no clue what this idiot is talking about

I couldn't make heads or tails of it either. Probably would take someone in the NSA to figure it out.
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 23, 2026, 07:50:17 AM
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DUmp'Rats - and Dim'Rats, let's face it - are cookie cutter remakes of the Bolsheviks

I call them Bulshitevics! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: DefiantSix on February 23, 2026, 08:00:38 AM
I call them Bulshitevics! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:hi5: :cheers1:
Title: Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 23, 2026, 12:11:24 PM
I call them Bulshitevics! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

It's fitting. Bernie Sanders' initials are 'B.S.', after all. :-)