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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on February 22, 2026, 09:02:45 AM
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stollen. (1,104) Posts
While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
…the receptionist asked me how I was.
Fine, though I was watching the latest British news with some fascination. She gave me a crooked smile and said in a low voice, “Yeah, but nothing ever comes of it.”
I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”
She completely understood.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221037173
I have no clue what this idiot is talking about
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Scottish, you say...
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Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...
Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?
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Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...
Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
High five
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.....and then William Wallace jumped out of the bushes
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3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
Islamifying the country as quickly as possible and jailing people for unwoke social media posts.