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Title: At the hair salon
Post by: CC27 on January 23, 2026, 07:10:11 AM
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AverageOldGuy (3,426 posts)



At the hair salon



Wife goes to salon, I find cheap barber shop, however, I had become very shaggy so took her to her appointment and she asked her hairdresser to clean me up.

Sitting in the chair making small talk I pointed out to hairdresser that Trump is as bald as l am so what does he do to cover his head? She went on about growing it very long, comb it over, use lots of hair spray, have to repair it a few times a day.

Then she launched on Trump “HE’S AS PHONY AS HIS COMBOVER . . . “ she proceeded to turn the air blue swearing at Trump!!! And all dozen or so people in the place cheered her — “Right on , sister, right on!!”

It was a great day!! Gave her a BIG tip!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220959098

A dozen people cheered????? Something else that NEVER happened.
Title: Re: At the hair salon
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 23, 2026, 07:56:45 AM
And a cop jumped out from behind the barbicide....
Title: Re: At the hair salon
Post by: 67 Rover on January 23, 2026, 08:04:04 AM
Cool story bro, although the hair salon angle is new so 1 bong.  :stoner:
Title: Re: At the hair salon
Post by: SVPete on January 23, 2026, 09:20:43 AM
And a cop jumped out from behind the barbicide....

Or out of the Barbicide, :-) . One of my uncles was a barber, so that brings back memories. He was Italian, left Italy in the 1920s, and one by one sponsored over his family (when that required work and actual $$ commitment). He married my Dad's older sister, who came as a toddler from Czarist Russia with her parents, who saw what was coming (and did a decade later).

Oh, yeah, DU onlurkers, I am so-o-o-oooooo anti-immigrant! :tongue:

Hair salons are chatty-gossipy places, and I'm sure a Prog woman would eventually come to patronize one whose workers have similar socio-political views. DU-grade Progs cut family and friends with differing views out of their lives, so a hairdresser having and voicing anti-Trump views is at least plausible.
Title: Re: At the hair salon
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 23, 2026, 10:08:31 AM
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AverageOldGuy (3,426 posts)



At the hair salon



Wife goes to salon, I find cheap barber shop, however, I had become very shaggy so took her to her appointment and she asked her hairdresser to clean me up.

Sitting in the chair making small talk I pointed out to hairdresser that Trump is as bald as l am so what does he do to cover his head? She went on about growing it very long, comb it over, use lots of hair spray, have to repair it a few times a day.

Then she launched on Trump “HE’S AS PHONY AS HIS COMBOVER . . . “ she proceeded to turn the air blue swearing at Trump!!! And all dozen or so people in the place cheered her — “Right on , sister, right on!!”

It was a great day!! Gave her a BIG tip!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220959098


Title: Re: At the hair salon
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 23, 2026, 10:20:31 AM
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Gave her a BIG tip!

my guess on this is as soon as the hairdresser found out her customer leaned hard left, she adapted her script so as to appear to be on his side, thus resulting in a big tip.   

I mean, would a DUmmy tip a MAGA barber anything at all?
Title: Re: At the hair salon
Post by: SVPete on January 23, 2026, 10:57:59 AM


 :hi5: Good catch, BFDU! The :bouncy: is plausible, in general, but the contradiction probably evidences that it is :bouncy:-fiction.